Carlton Obsession/Hypocrisy thread

[Stronzo]

To save our brave posters as they go forth into the BigFooty community and lose their way in the fight against would be Carlton trolls, feel free to use this thread to report any obsessive behaviour by Carlton supporters, and comment with fear of reprisal (naturally personal abuse is ok but general BF rules need to be taken into account).

For instance, I see that Carlton supporters are still whinging about Fev's 99 goal season. I find it amusing that people would start threads to complain about this. If you have to go to the trouble to start a thread to complain about Fev, you might be obsessing a little too much.

Post links, name and shame, just keep it clean. If they get antsy, well it is bay 13 after all .....

No mod stuff though please.

 

[Stereophonic]

 

[Forrest Gimp]

Can't wait for this one to kick off

 

[GuzzLG]

All carlton posters on Bay 13 are hypocrites.

They preach "We are carlton, F#@$ the rest" bullshit yet post continuously about other clubs.

 

[DockersMad]

Can't wait for this one to kick off

The ref has given everyone one more minute to take the field.

 

[Coach Bombay]

 

[Blue Dawn]

Good to see you've FINALLY got your own Carlton obsession/hypocrisy thread Gonzo - well done! You post more posts and threads about Carlton than you do your own mob after all.

 

[WeAreHatedAgain]

This looks like the end for you Stronzo........you've obviously exhausted all of your own material and are now flagrantly plagiarising

Your stealth in this matter is extremely disappointing.

 

[Mario Speedwagon]

A timely thread on the day the infamous "delusionally positive Richmond supporter" Peter Sassegum was finally banned after being exposed as a Carlscum troll. Obsessed much?

 

[WeAreHatedAgain]

A timely thread on the day the infamous "delusionally positive Richmond supporter" Peter Sassegum was finally banned after being exposed as a Carlscum troll. Obsessed much?

Infamous..............how can he be infamous if nobody has heard of him except for Richmond supporters?

 

[Blue Dawn]

A timely thread on the day the infamous "delusionally positive Richmond supporter" Peter Sassegum was finally banned after being exposed as a Carlscum troll. Obsessed much?

Who!? Never heard of the bloke. Mind you, i've only ever visited the tiges board like twice - just doesn't rate any interest whatsoever.

 

[Play by Numbers]

Oh boy oh boy.

Stronzo this is a masterful yet simple parody of the original thread, capitallising on it's delicious irony's.

The best and most simple way to point out their obsession with "the obsession", plus adding a forum to discuss Carlton posters narcissistic self obsession.

Top score...... I expect this thread to appear in the "Carlton Obsession/Hypocrisy thread" on the Carlton board before to long aswell.

 

[sunnyTEE]

Good to see you've FINALLY got your own Carlton obsession/hypocrisy thread Gonzo - well done! You post more posts and threads about Carlton than you do your own mob after all.

Highlighted due to stinging nature.

Proceed.

 

[_RT_]

Who!? Never heard of the bloke. Mind you, i've only ever visited the tiges board like twice - just doesn't rate any interest whatsoever.

The one thing I like about BF more than anything else is the search function, it really comes in handy after statements like this.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/search.php?searchid=4556041


BTW, I'm backing this thread to be at least 4 pages long by time I get home tonight. Plenty of material out there.

 

[Tex_21]

This looks like the end for you Stronzo........you've obviously exhausted all of your own material and are now flagrantly plagiarising

Your stealth in this matter is extremely disappointing.

Exhibit 1. Scientists believe this may be the missing link between apes and humans. There has been proof to show that Carlton supporters do not have a fully formed, adult human brain. This has lead scientists to draw the conclusion they may be the missing link. However, this theory was recently quashed, when it was discovered, that while not having a fully formed human brain, the intelligence levels of your average Carlton supporter are significantly lower than that of a Chimpanze, and indeed of a rock.
So those of you that had a 'pet rock' as kids, can rest easy knowing that, it was not the most stupid thing in your home, at least that time when a Carlton supporter managed to stumble their way into your house.

 

[blue gunslinger]

To save our brave posters as they go forth into the BigFooty community and lose their way in the fight against would be Carlton trolls, feel free to use this thread to report any obsessive behaviour by Carlton supporters, and comment with fear of reprisal (naturally personal abuse is ok but general BF rules need to be taken into account).



I stopped calling you douche boy ages ago
Stop crying Stronzo

 

[Artie Bucco]

Poor, poor imitation...carry on

 

[Stronzo]

A timely thread on the day the infamous "delusionally positive Richmond supporter" Peter Sassegum was finally banned after being exposed as a Carlscum troll. Obsessed much?

Can't say I am familiar with his work Mario.

Anyway, many see this for what it is but a few *cough*Tex 21*cough* are excelling themselves in terms of Carlton's culture and us setting the benchmark for bagging them (personally I did not think bay 13 posters picked on them more than any other but there you go).

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521547

Look out Yarran, that obsession is growing.

Remember folks, keep it light, keep it insular, keep it safe. Most of all, feel free to bookmark it so we can find the ammunition down the track.

 

[Tex_21]

Can't say I am familiar with his work Mario.

Anyway, many see this for what it is but a few *cough*Tex 21*cough* are excelling themselves in terms of Carlton's culture and us setting the benchmark for bagging them (personally I did not think bay 13 posters picked on them more than any other but there you go).

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521547

Look out Yarran, that obsession is growing.

Remember folks, keep it light, keep it insular, keep it safe. Most of all, feel free to bookmark it so we can find the ammunition down the track.

I only shit can Carlton coz I'm lazy and its easy. I would start on Fremantle-but their supporters aren't as bat shit crazy and therefore it wouldnt be as fun. That said, I will stop going (slightly) off topic.
Note: I have no idea what you said above-right over my simple country head.

 

[blue gunslinger]

I only shit can Carlton coz I'm lazy and its easy. I would start on Fremantle-but their supporters aren't as bat shit crazy and therefore it wouldnt be as fun. That said, I will stop going (slightly) off topic.
Note: I have no idea what you said above-right over my simple country head.

We have given you plenty of ammo of late and it is the tall poppy syndrome as Carlton should always be up top
Freo will always be the manure put on the base of tall poppies like us

 

[Tex_21]

We have given you plenty of ammo of late and it is the tall poppy syndrome as Carlton should always be up top
Freo will always be the manure put on the base of tall poppies like us

How can tall poppy syndrome work? Carlton have been consistently, and deliberately shit for years now. And have made it an artform-tall poppy does not cut is peashooter.

 

[blue gunslinger]

16 flags and the last 1995 whipping Geelong
A lot of hate over a long time built up by jealous clowns like Cats fans

 

[Tex_21]

I give up. You are seriously delusional.

 

[Blue Dawn]

The one thing I like about BF more than anything else is the search function, it really comes in handy after statements like this.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/search.php?searchid=4556041


BTW, I'm backing this thread to be at least 4 pages long by time I get home tonight. Plenty of material out there.

That link goes nowhere tiger, a bit like your club really. I just couldn't resist that now could i?

 

[Blue Dawn]

I only shit can Carlton coz I'm lazy and its easy. I would start on Fremantle-but their supporters aren't as bat shit crazy and therefore it wouldnt be as fun. That said, I will stop going (slightly) off topic.
Note: I have no idea what you said above-right over my simple country head.

It's called PASSION and PRIDE pal and you're right, despite our rubbish last 5 years, it IS something Carlton supporters still possess a stack of compared to most other clubs. Wonder why?