Opposition Camp Carlton worst season in 122 years: 'nothing else can save me' SOS

I love seeing Carlton lose

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    Votes: 195 89.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 88 40.6%

  • Total voters
    217

WalterBlaknWhte

Premiership Player
Oct 14, 2015
3,712
9,564
New Mexico
AFL Club
Collingwood
CARLTON has started a season 0-6 for the first time in its 122-year history after losing to the Western Bulldogs 11.14 (80) to 8.11 (59) at Etihad Stadium on Friday night. afl.com.au


All the smug fans, arrogant players, and cap-cheating administrators of Carlton deserve this. A special place in hell is reserved for each of these wrongdoers:


John Dorman Elliott (failed capitalist toadie, cap cheater, and all-round ******)




Mike Fitzpatrick (anti-Collingwood investment banker)




Dick Pratt (philanderer and anti-competition miscreant)




Wayne Harmes (you know what you did)




Stephen Silvagni (give Collingwood's daughter back, you dickhead)




Of course there are more...

But now is not a time for bitterness, it is time to toast and savour Carlton's karmic 0 and 6!
 

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ppoiter

Premium Gold
Feb 28, 2013
3,104
3,577
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It’s very, very difficult to see where they're going to win a game.

I can’t see it. I’m an optimist. I look at them and think: ‘Gee, they’re a hopeless bunch of kids’, I hate them and I reckon they can get the worst out of themselves and we can have a damn good year.
 
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Seedsfan

Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 10, 2013
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5,335
AFL Club
Collingwood
CARLTON has started a season 0-6 for the first time in its 122-year history after losing to the Western Bulldogs 11.14 (80) to 8.11 (59) at Etihad Stadium on Friday night. afl.com.au


All the smug fans, arrogant players, and cap-cheating administrators of Carlton deserve this. A special place in hell is reserved for each of these wrongdoers:


John Dorman Elliott (failed capitalist toadie, cap cheater, and all-round ******)




Mike Fitzpatrick (anti-Collingwood investment banker)




Dick Pratt (philanderer and anti-competition miscreant)




Wayne Harmes (you know what you did)




Stephen Silvagni (give Collingwood's daughter back, you dickhead)




Of course there are more...

But now is not a time for bitterness, it is time to toast and savour Carlton's karmic 0 and 6!
Collingwoods daughter? I don’t get the last one
 

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raymond35

All Australian
Jan 5, 2004
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I hate Carlton.
I feel physically ill just looking at a Carlton jumper.
I hope every brainless Carlton supporting piece of **** soaks in their worst ever season
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And i hope all the current generation of Carlton morons who have never seen their team win a flag continue to suffer as long as possible.
 

Vicky Park

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Sep 11, 2012
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Umm...
AFL Club
Collingwood
Visiting this beautiful and poetic thread makes me feel like this



And this



The only downside is that the Carlton supporters I know have all gone into hiding, or dont leave their houses anymore. They live in a total media blackout, weeping and gnawing at what is left of their fingers. They are so despondent even I cant bring myself to goad them, when I drop off some old soup at their front doors, to help them get by until the next devastating loss.

Cant have everything I suppose.:D
 
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