Oppo Camp Carlton worst season in 122 years: The Evil of Patrick Cripps...

[Kirby]

Great thread!

Someone needs to give that poor Lukusius kid a hug. Imagine being the best prospect in a decade and knowing that your first couple of years are going to be wasted at that shithole before you can get the hell out of there.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Great to see them on the bottom, downside is they will get another forward that looks to be a once in a gen type forward. ruin the career of yet another young player who had great potential

EFA

 

[JA27]

They haven't won a flag since 1995 and have four wooden spoons in the 21st century...

...and their coach just told them this is their first proper rebuild!

Baaahahaha.

like essendon, they have never won a premiership in the draft/salary cap era without cheating.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Adelaide, Essendon, Melbourne and Geelong are their next 4. All very losable

Their next 16 games are all very losable.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

You are vicious SV.

Please keep it up.

It’s my best work

Obviously I’m not in Ben Reid WalterBlaknWhte territory, but at least I have an avatar

 

[Saintly Viewed]

They'll probably just trade him to West Coast for a midfielder that won't get them anywhere.

Ben Cousins I could see that working for them

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Kernahan freely admitted that it was tough to sack Ratten and they could only do so because there was a coach of Malthouses calibre availible

That brain surgeon Kernahan.
He even sounds dumber than Bolton and silvagni combined.

(Though Frawley tops them; and Andrew Gaze tops Frawley)

 

[76woodenspooners]

They have the most wooden spoons of any team this century (with hopefully another to come this year)

Anybody who was around in the 80’s remembers Carlton banging on about how their proud club had never won a wooden spoon.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Great thread!

Someone needs to give that poor Lukusius kid a hug. Imagine being the best prospect in a decade and knowing that your first couple of years are going to be wasted at that shithole before you can get the hell out of there.

That’s the craw in the throat.

Lukosius to them, grrrrr

Poor kid

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Anybody who was around in the 80’s remembers Carlton banging on about how their proud club had never won a wooden spoon.

Picture post of the year territory!

You have nailed it!

 

[DWil6]

I doubt they’re as bad as they are playing. I’m a firm believer the long term fix is the goal. They are about to get a very good player at pick one and will be hoping for another charity pick from the AFL that they should definitely not get. They have some talent down there starting with Cripps and Curnow. The tank is strong and the pride is non existent.

 

[barrackers]

Along with a 66 games rebuild one of the overwhelming views amongst blues fans is injury with some saying most teams would struggle with 5 of their best out. Hmmmm....

Injuries in 2018 -

(AFL games played in 2018 - obviously some of these players from both sides have played VFL)

Carlton - Best 22: Docherty (0), Kennedy (3), Kreuzer (3), Marchbank (3), Murphy (3), Pickett (0), Williamson (0) On the fringes: Lang (0), Lobbe (0), Rowe (1), Shaw (0), A. Silvagni (0) Young players: Byrne (2), Macreadie (0), McDaid (0)

Collingwood - Best 22: Adams (3), DeGoey (2), Elliott (0), Fasolo (0), Goldsack (0), Moore (2), Reid (4), Wells (0) On the fringes: Broomhead (1), Greenwood (0), Smith (1), Wills (0) Young players: Kirby (0)

 

[76woodenspooners]

Pretty sure that was Bolton’s 50th game as Carlton coach. He’s won 13 games.

By contrast, Malthouse coached 52 games at Carlton and won 19 games.

Carlton have officially declined since sacking Mick. Incredible.

You’re looking in the wrong place JMac.

Their women’s team finished on the bottom.

Their VFL team is second from bottom on 0 wins and 53%

Their entire club is a shambles, it’s not just a senior coach thing.

 

[Soups]

I hope they get done cheating the salary cap again and miss out on Lukosius

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I hope they get done cheating the salary cap again and miss out on Lukosius

Outstanding thinking

Am an atheist but I will pray for this

 

[SuperSub17]

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I could see Carlton do a Carlton thing, make big play to get Bevo as their coach next season.

 

[MooreTreloar]

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I had to sing the ad in my head to get the last part.

 

[jmac70]

You’re looking in the wrong place JMac.

Their women’s team finished on the bottom.

Their VFL team is second from bottom on 0 wins and 53%

Their entire club is a shambles, it’s not just a senior coach thing.

They need a complete clean out of the board. The problem they have is that Carlton people are inherently selfish and arrogant, so any replacement will be just as bad.

 

[SpongePie]

Sorry, I can't kick them while they are down.

I'd rather laugh at the losing a grand final.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Carlton

 

[jmac70]

Carlton

You’re being very hard on poo, at least it serves a useful purpose.

 

[76woodenspooners]

They need a complete clean out of the board. The problem they have is that Carlton people are inherently selfish and arrogant, so any replacement will be just as bad.

Unless the AFL does an intervention?

 

[MooreTreloar]

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If they lose next week you can do the Roof Seal ad.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

You’re being very hard on poo, at least it serves a useful purpose.

You are correct.

My bad.