Let me attempt to unscramble your obvious ignorant analysis of Carlton's forward lineup.
Brad Fisher - Injury prone footballer with kicking skills that rival Mark McGough. Cant take a contested mark and relies on cheap kicks on a wing to make a name for himself. Not good enough.
Whilst i concede that Brad Fisher's kicking can be quite erratic, you claim that he cannot take a contested mark? Obviously you have not seen enough footage of this guy in action as the most focal point of his game is his contested marking. Besides, if you bothered to watch a Carlton match you'll find that Fisher plays off the flank.
Jarrad Waite - One of the most untalented CHF in the game. Cant take a contested mark to save himself and is too lightweight to play deep. A glorified half back flanker. Not good enough
Waite untalented? As based on what? Whilst i will try and avoid claiming injury as the primary factor in hindering his development, this cannot go unnoticed. In addition, you are correct in claiming Waite is currently too lightweight to play in such a key position as CHF, which is what you'll find to be the reason as to why Pagan has played him off the flank and has continously given him stints on the wing as a running link man. Check out last years stats and you'll notice he gathered 6.5 marks a game on average. Whilst you may offer the counterclaim that most of those may be uncontested, this is irrelevant because as previously stated he has played off the wing where it is expected he'd take uncontested marks in finding space in the open.
Anthony Koutoufides - The man who spent the entire pre season dancing around in a suit

. Was a good player ten years ago but now he is a shell of what he once was. Uninterested player with no passion. Should of retired
Haha! What does his appearance on Dancing with the Stars have anything to do with his performance on field? This little gibe of yours reeks of nothing less than contempt. Does Brodie Holland no longer have any passion for the game after his appearance on Dancing with the Stars also? Pfft! Please, if you're going to make a claim like that at least attempt to use some plausible evidence to back it up. Of course he is not as good as he once was 'ten years ago'. After bouts of recurrent knee injuries, and at 34 years of age one would expect a player like him, regardless of talent, to be deminishing in their performance over time.
Eddie Betts - Unfit slow and untalented. Cant mark cant kick and has carried his career based on 3 fluke goals. Not good enough
Ah yes, the young man who won goal of the year last year is the one who you claim supposedly 'can't kick'? Yet another outlandish claim based on zero evidence. Furthermore, if i recall correctly Eddie was the one who drew the scores level or thereabouts in the Carlton vs Essendon game when he took a
contested mark and kicked
a goal from 50 metres. Clearly, he's untalented.

(Here's some reading material -
http://carltonfc.com.au/default.asp?pg=news&spg=display&articleid=301420)
Josh Kennedy - Injury prone KPP who has had 2 shoulder reconstructions. I can tell you he is just another version of Kepler Bradley, If he makes it ill enter the next draft. Not good enough
Hahaha! You're writing off a 19 year old player who has only played 9 games of league football? Please... need i say more to further expose your limp argument for the lame attempt at a troll that it is. (Oh, and good luck with the draft next year!)
