cats poems

[Croat tiger]

I speak fluent jibberish. But i dont speak moron. Or is that idiot? I can never remember.

don't put yourself down you
speak excellent moron.in fact you mastered it.

 

[YOTC]

don't put yourself down you
speak excellent moron.in fact you mastered it.

You would know. U are the creator of speaking moron.

 

[Croat tiger]

You would know. U are the creator of speaking moron.

maybe i did but you are the sifu of moron now!

 

[technicality]

The football season, Superman,
Keith Miller are all now dead.
For the sake of BigFooty,
Someone please close this thread.

 

[YOTC]

The football season, Superman,
Keith Miller are all now dead.
For the sake of BigFooty,
Someone please close this thread.

You left out rodney dangerfield. How could you leave him out???? I tell you what, he gets no respect

 

[technicality]

You left out rodney dangerfield. How could you leave him out???? I tell you what, he gets no respect

Yeh, but if I wrote Danger and Field, the Richmond supporters might stop posting.

 

[Healy]

Will Slade is Heaven made
He's the Cats Best
So chuck out the rest

When I see him play
I yell out YAY

He's strong and tuff
And gives us more than enough

Will, your number 1 (actually 12)
And all the girls say you have a nice bum.

 

[Fall Out Boy]

Healy, i demand you become the cheersquad chant leader.

 

[coopygoop]

Brad Ottens is an idiot,
He wants to join Geelong.
Greg Miller has told him,
"This decision is all wrong."

He is a handy player,
But a champion he aint.
He'd be much better off,
Being a Lion or a Saint

Perhaps he'll join the Power,
Or play for the Swans.
He'd be even better off,
At the Bulldogs or the Dons.

But if you pay the price we want,
He might help you win a flag.
And when he arrives up there,
He'll get his blue and white handbag.

kool story hansel

 

[JUBJUB]

Healy, i demand you become the cheersquad chant leader.

Give me a W
Give me a i
Give me a l
Give me a l
Give me a S
Give me a l
Give me a a
Give me a d
Give me a e

What does it spell ? .... clap...clap...clap

 

[Robin Hood]

Give me a G
Give me a O
Give me a N
Give me a E

Gone!

Bye Bye Will.

 

[Healy]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS AND WILL SLADE GET IT ON!

 

[Robin Hood]

It was just announced on K-Rock that he has been delisted. Thank God.

 

[Healy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

i am soo sad. I don't like the Cats at the moment.

 

[Robin Hood]

I was just joking Healy but i think its inevitable.

 

[JUBJUB]

I was just joking Healy but i think its inevitable.

I think he's still got a year to go on his contract,so if he's delisted he'll be redrafted.

 

[Healy]

Not funny Mr Hood.

 

[justin_krem]

Gimme a G
Gimme a A
Gimme a R
Gimme a Y
Gimme a A
Gimme a B
Gimme a L
Gimme a E
Gimme a T
Gimme a T again,
and whata ya get????
You get a name of gold!

 

[Robin Hood]

Gimme a G
Gimme a A
Gimme a R
Gimme a Y
Gimme a A
Gimme a B
Gimme a L
Gimme a E
Gimme a T
Gimme a T again,
and whata ya get????
You get a name of gold!

No. Are you and Healy brothers? Did he put cold ice in your bed?

 

[technicality]

Some footballers are natural,
Some are taught and made.
But no-one has the talent,
Of good old Willy Slade.

He came in blaze of glory,
Attitude strong and firm.
But he never fully recovered,
From the blast he got from Derm.

So now He's been delisted,
Cause of oesteo fatigue.
Doomed to finish playing,
In the Diamond Valley league.

 

[Robin Hood]

I was joking about the delisting!

 

[justin_krem]

No. Are you and Healy brothers? Did he put cold ice in your bed?

Robin, are you brothers with Eddie McGuire? Cos ur both ****heads!

 

[technicality]

When I write these poems,
Did you know I was assisted,
It's really nice to know
Will Slade has been relisted!

 

[Robin Hood]

he was never delisted to be relisted.

 

[Robin Hood]

Robin, are you brothers with Eddie McGuire? Cos ur both ****heads!

Thats Mr Hood to you and thats before I even start my response. Just watch this will be good.