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It's footy season. When the C C thread on the bay was going it was a st Kilda scandal free off season and even the SA shitfighters had worked out repeating the same thing in 12 different ways was unsatisfying. Now the bays chugging along so this thread really has become a casual chat thread,despite the attempt of the mushy pea eaters to pollute this thread.
 

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It's footy season. When the C C thread on the bay was going it was a st Kilda scandal free off season and even the SA shitfighters had worked out repeating the same thing in 12 different ways was unsatisfying. Now the bays chugging along so this thread really has become a casual chat thread,despite the attempt of the mushy pea eaters to pollute this thread.
#Peas4life
 

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We took a shuttle from Chicago airport to our hotel and there were 4 guys from Jersey taking the same bus. They heard our accents and immediately began quizzing us on life in Aus (as they always do!) and one of them asked "So, like, lemme ask you a question real quick. How many homosexuals live in Australia?"

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We were a bit dumbfounded so I asked him to clarify what he was asking me. "The gays, you know....how many of 'em?" I told him that there were 7 homosexuals in the country and he looked confused so I explained that we don't exactly count people by sexual preference and then publish the figures, and that homosexual and heterosexual people just live their lives. As they should. He seemed so confused. Then he asked "so what's up with your dumb gun laws huh? You can't carry a gun to protect your family?" and that's where my patience ended.
An American guy I was working with in San Diego once seriously asked me if I had ever been inside a kangaroo's pouch lol. He must have got his knowledge of kangaroos from watching cartoons.

Most Americans really have no clue about what Australia's like but they're fascinated about it.

Just went into the Gold Coast board for the first time ever.

Lord_Flashheart having a heated debate.

With himself.
Where was Jazny?
 

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We took a shuttle from Chicago airport to our hotel and there were 4 guys from Jersey taking the same bus. They heard our accents and immediately began quizzing us on life in Aus (as they always do!) and one of them asked "So, like, lemme ask you a question real quick. How many homosexuals live in Australia?"

.....

We were a bit dumbfounded so I asked him to clarify what he was asking me. "The gays, you know....how many of 'em?" I told him that there were 7 homosexuals in the country and he looked confused so I explained that we don't exactly count people by sexual preference and then publish the figures, and that homosexual and heterosexual people just live their lives. As they should. He seemed so confused. Then he asked "so what's up with your dumb gun laws huh? You can't carry a gun to protect your family?" and that's where my patience ended.
Should've asked them why anyone would need to protect their family if no one else had a gun, his brain would've melted trying to comprehend that. :p

I still can't believe you carried that thing around the city.
 

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So I found your Bay CC thread and I'm reading through it instead of working, and it saddens me to find that some of you don't like hugging. Please give me a list of who I am not allowed to cuddle so I do not offend. I'm so affectionate it may kill some of you :(
There's only really one person that doesn't like hugs....I won't name names, but he used to be known as Fifo.
 

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Ah yes! Him as will.

Imagine Allikat and MEB_ smothering El Dubya and Fifo. :p
We can put the boys in the middle and then hug them in a circle. I will press my heaving bosom against one of them, Alli can do the same from the other side. We will hold the hug for six eight second for maximum discomfort.
 

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Just went into the Gold Coast board for the first time ever.

Lord_Flashheart having a heated debate.

With himself.
You're a funny prick aren't you.

I rarely go onto that board, too many wankers and people who take themselves way too seriously

Maybe 3-4 of the posters might be normal.
 

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I'm not much of a hugger.

Hugs are awesome, I give the best hugs. You can tell how much I like someone the more I want to hug them and the length of the hug - compared to say half hearted hugging (1 arm and very loose around the other person - usually at near shoulder height, whereas a full hug from me includes both arms, wrapped around the persons waist and as tight as I can without it being a deathly bear hug).
 

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Hugs are awesome, I give the best hugs. You can tell how much I like someone the more I want to hug them and the length of the hug - compared to say half hearted hugging (1 arm and very loose around the other person - usually at near shoulder height, whereas a full hug from me includes both arms, wrapped around the persons waist and as tight as I can without it being a deathly bear hug).
I'm just socially awkward :p
 

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Can someone tell why women get offended if you're a guy sitting on a train/tram with your legs open, its a comfort thing for me, for reasons I shall not get into :D, but some of the fairer sex get really weird about it.
 
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