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Higgins2Waite

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More cooking tips pls.
I am ******* useless in the kitchen.
Don't listen to these muppets.

Boil some rice with some homemade vegetable stock (bouillon cubes if you can't be fecked).

Dice some chicken with chilli, garlic, onion, capsicum and cook it together in a pan. Chuck in some spinach at the end. Mix the rice together and squirt some lemon juice on it.

 

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Don't listen to these muppets.

Boil some rice with some homemade vegetable stock (bouillon cubes if you can't be fecked).

Dice some chicken with chilli, garlic, onion, capsicum and cook it together in a pan. Chuck in some spinach at the end. Mix the rice together and squirt some lemon juice on it.

Big carb fan are you fatty?
 

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I interviewed Pauline Hanson once, back when she was a big deal. Unfortunately, it was a phone interview, because I would **** the ever-lovin ignorance out of that sexy red-headed redneck.
Funny story from a few years ago, I was at a place called Hotel LA in Brisbane and a couple of blokes came in and were playing a game where they would all pool there cash and dare one guy to do something to take the pool.

First there were the the 4 transvestites (that my drunk friend wouldn't believe were men and could have ended hilariously had we not have pulled him up) where one of the guys had to stick his tongue down one of their throats. When he did it, the guys were at the bar ordering drinks so he had to do it again.

Not long after this, Pauline Hansen came in dressed in a Mock Chanel suit (you know, the pink one) and after about half an hour, the guys had nominated one the blokes to go up to her on the dance floor and try and get a smooch out of her. Now she must have had a little before she went out, because the guy went up and started dancing with her and after about a minute had his tongue down her throat and she was totally into it. ******* hilarious.




(and no I didn't mistake a drag queen for Pauline Hanson)
 

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Funny story from a few years ago, I was at a place called Hotel LA in Brisbane and a couple of blokes came in and were playing a game where they would all pool there cash and dare one guy to do something to take the pool.

First there were the the 4 transvestites (that my drunk friend wouldn't believe were men and could have ended hilariously had we not have pulled him up) where one of the guys had to stick his tongue down one of their throats. When he did it, the guys were at the bar ordering drinks so he had to do it again.

Not long after this, Pauline Hansen came in dressed in a Mock Chanel suit (you know, the pink one) and after about half an hour, the guys had nominated one the blokes to go up to her on the dance floor and try and get a smooch out of her. Now she must have had a little before she went out, because the guy went up and started dancing with her and after about a minute had his tongue down her throat and she was totally into it. ******* hilarious.




(and no I didn't mistake a drag queen for Pauline Hanson)
My dad has a thing for Pauline Hanson, he would be so jelly of this.
 

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My dad has a thing for Pauline Hanson, he would be so jelly of this.
These guys were all in there early 20s with the muscle tees on. Sharp looking guys. That's what made it even funnier, they probably could have pulled any girl in the place.
 

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Another cooking tip: get a full piece of rump from a butcher. Wagyu if you can but that's quite expensive. Tasmanian grass fed rump is really good too. Not just a rump steak you hipster dufus', the FULL rump, get your oven at 180, oil it, salt and rosemary (love them together), roast to medium rare... Have that with the sweet potato chips and have some green beans, blanched and finished in a little butter.
 

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My family came from Germany via Brazil. Bow down to the übermensch you mental midgets.
You guys lost a war you were winning because you opened up the Russian front. Tactical genius.

What a shit club..no this no that no them..all you need is an iron throne and a crossbow
He doesn't make the rules, he's the leprechaun mascot. Avocado is definitely allowed, as - I'm afraid to say - are Collingwood supporters, given Collingwood was a strong Irish Catholic suburb.

Ooh! Catholic or Protestant? Let's sort the real Irish from the pretend. #irishshitfight

:rainbow: (Sorta looks like an Irish flag.)

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Absolutely voluntarily. Nothing hotter than a hate-****.

Funny story from a few years ago, I was at a place called Hotel LA in Brisbane and a couple of blokes came in and were playing a game where they would all pool there cash and dare one guy to do something to take the pool.

First there were the the 4 transvestites (that my drunk friend wouldn't believe were men and could have ended hilariously had we not have pulled him up) where one of the guys had to stick his tongue down one of their throats. When he did it, the guys were at the bar ordering drinks so he had to do it again.

Not long after this, Pauline Hansen came in dressed in a Mock Chanel suit (you know, the pink one) and after about half an hour, the guys had nominated one the blokes to go up to her on the dance floor and try and get a smooch out of her. Now she must have had a little before she went out, because the guy went up and started dancing with her and after about a minute had his tongue down her throat and she was totally into it. ******* hilarious.




(and no I didn't mistake a drag queen for Pauline Hanson)
That is awesome. So jelly. Although she's pretty old now.

These guys were all in there early 20s with the muscle tees on. Sharp looking guys. That's what made it even funnier, they probably could have pulled any girl in the place.
I was going too say "unless there were some girls present with enough refinement to not consider muscle tees the height of sartorial splendour". Then I remembered you said it was in Brisbane. :$
 

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Nope. Just not one of those dicks that rolls with the "carbs are the devil. my poor tummy is upset".

NHMRC recommends 45-65% of your diet comes from carbs.
Not sure if Durex knows sweet potato is a carb though to be honest
 
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