FTA-TV Celebrity Apprentice

[Peter Sidorkiewicz]

I thought it was one of the better performances from Mr Bouris in the boardroom last night. He actually explained himself about why he wanted Jason over Pauline to make the final four and I couldn't really argue with his logic.

 

[Shell]

God who is Jason screwing on that show, to keep on surviving the boardroom. He has lost. every. challenge. he has been PM.

The way he was speaking to those kids, ffs what a w***er.

Should have been sent packing.

God cant wait for this crap to be over, lol.

 

[Pessimistic]

The mystery romance, if it even exists is definately Coleman and Bouris

Bouris keeps him over Hanson because he has 'talent'

Really ? who says so ? Coleman ?

IMO he now has australai's biggest FIGJAM title. I suggest he has enough talent to support his bulldust and no more - more would be a waste of effort
he could put into Bulldust development

But he is the countrys best bulldust artist- by a mile. hes got every weapon in his aresenal - hes alll the bulldust artists you ever met rolled into one.

His one comment "I made a conscious decision not to knife Pauline tonight"

Says two things

1. he HAS knifed other members over the journey AND fooled Bouris in the process - why didnt Bouris pick up on the comment ?

2. Smart enough to know that approach would not work with pauline in this instance - if he though it would - pass the knife baby ! - Maybe he already 'knew' he would get through ?


Also his veiled threat to Bouris "I didnt ask to come on the show, I was approached" ?

Dont normally get too excited by these scripted shows but its easy to hate this character, and any "Boss" who is repeatedly fooled by him.


Can anyone provide evidence of Colemans mysterious talent ?

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

Pretty pissed I've wasted a month watching this given the outcomes were decided before it began. Coleman could deadset be a serial killer, I would be genuinely scared if he pulled out that little smile and those Chucky eyes whilst trying to get me to suffer for his consistant **** ups. He has dicked up everything he has done, and successfully managed to put the blame on someone else every time. What's worse is that Bouris is either too stupid to realise, or has massive boners for him.

 

[Pessimistic]

Priceless !

 

[NSWCROW]

Deni

 

[Burzum]

Deni has the most undeserved inflated ego.

 

[juss]

Deni has the most undeserved inflated ego.

She honestly thinks she has the talent of Beyonce, Madonna and Pink combined.

She is the daughter of some meh artist and she's acting like she thinks she's the greatest entertainer to ever walk the planet.

 

[Burzum]

She honestly thinks she has the talent of Beyonce, Madonna and Pink combined.

She is the daughter of some meh artist and she's acting like she thinks she's the greatest entertainer to ever walk the planet.

Exactly.

The way she has to go into a creative process to conjure a 5 second jingle is incredibly cringeworthy. It reminds me of this scene on Frasier:

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[juss]

Exactly.

The way she has to go into a creative process to conjure a 5 second jingle is incredibly cringeworthy. It reminds me of this scene on Frasier:

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hahaha
and one of her comments, "I'm not singing more than 4 bars, they're not paying me enough."

I mean come on bitch, it's for charity, and you're a cashed up celebrity, I'm sure you have more than enough money, what a horrible self obsessed attitude.

 

[Jobe Watson]

Why am I watching this? Just listening to Deni act as if she's as famous as Lady Gaga is bringing my anger levels to new highs.

She's so deluded it's frustrating.

 

[Xtreme]

Can anyone provide evidence of Colemans mysterious talent ?

He put on 465 shows this year!!

 

[Vincent Chase]

Never thought I'd say this about a woman.

But I'd punch the black off Deni Hines.

 

[Richo is God]

He put on 465 shows this year!!

Don't forget that $10m show in Moscow!

 

[phantom13]

Deni is the most overtly racist person ive ever seen, she acts like she is the only black woman who ever lived and loves to play up the angry black stereotype, it's amazing that anyone would work with her, come to think of it i'm not sure i've seen her do any work in about 20 years

 

[Bradesmaen]

I catch this at Dinner time because my mum likes to watch it.. but Jason has as much creativity as my left testicle.

 

[Pessimistic]

Jacinta did get sucked into baiting her though

Excuse me Jac - shes already fired - you realise that dont you ?

You should have let her walk and change the locks.

if you can hire a voiceover man, you can hire a jingle writer

 

[Pessimistic]

hahaha
and one of her comments, "I'm not singing more than 4 bars, they're not paying me enough."

I mean come on bitch, it's for charity, and you're a cashed up celebrity, I'm sure you have more than enough money, what a horrible self obsessed attitude.

They get paid ? why bother with the charity bulldust ?

 

[Pessimistic]

Don't forget that $10m show in Moscow!

I read on wikipedia (probably wrote it himself) he did the choreography for 2000 olympics opening an closing ceremonies

Can we thank him for the famous Kylie upskirt date shot ?

 

[Falchoon]

Jecinta or Poppy really the needed to use the 'what did you ever do?' line followed by 'oh really, that must have been before my time'

 

[Slippery Pete]

Deni refers to herself as a "sister."

 

[King Elvis]

Deni is the most overtly racist person ive ever seen, she acts like she is the only black woman who ever lived and loves to play up the angry black stereotype, it's amazing that anyone would work with her, come to think of it i'm not sure i've seen her do any work in about 20 years

Remember the event where they auctioned off Celebrity Experiences; and Deni brought James Morrison in, for the two of them to put on a show for whoever bid the most?

They got $15k - I know somebody who had Morrison perform at their 60th 2/3 years ago... They paid more than that for just Morrison; Deni Hines brought the value down.

And when she compared herself to Beyonce, ****, what a clown.

 

[Slippery Pete]

And when she compared herself to Beyonce, ****, what a clown.

But they're both sisters.

 

[juss]

There was a poster before who was talking about what they have done for their image.

Honestly, before this show I was indifferent towards Deni Hines, didn't know much about her beside her name, held no good or bad feelings for her.

After this show, surely it has destroyed her image in Australia (for anyone that watched it anyway)?

She has come across as a self obsessed, selfish, deluded ego maniac.

 

[soupaman]

There was a poster before who was talking about what they have done for their image.

Honestly, before this show I was indifferent towards Deni Hines, didn't know much about her beside her name, held no good or bad feelings for her.

After this show, surely it has destroyed her image in Australia (for anyone that watched it anyway)?

She has come across as a self obsessed, selfish, deluded ego maniac.

That was me.

After the show is over surely Deni Hines and Jason Coleman are both going to come out and distance themselves from it as much as possible, blaming selective editing and a "bad cut".

I bagged Didier out before but he may actually benefit from the increased profile that the show will bring, but with his voice I can't see it getting him much.

Jesinta Campbell may have just bought herself a ticket to Getaway or some other show that has a few presenters. She's probably the biggest beneficiary of the show.