Politics & Government CENSUS 2016

[Gough]

ffs this shit wouldnt happen in an islamic caliphate

I'm from ASIO son, can we have a word about this?

 

[new breed]

I did mine last week lol.

So many assumptions in your answers I reckon .

 

[Off The Couch]

Knew this place would know what was happening - just tried to load the page and nada

Thought you lot in the east would of been finished by now

 

[Bluelegs]

What genius thought it would be a good idea to have 24m people logging onto the website at the same time.

 

[Damon_3388]

Might just leave it and do it at some random time in a couple of weeks. You know, because you can...

 

[Gough]

do we actually have until Sept to do it? then why the **** do they yap on like august 9th is the 'due date'

ffs this shit wouldnt happen in an islamic caliphate

Also, you'd last about ten minutes in a caliphate before they're discussing among themselves whether they're going to behead, or shoot you.

 

[rank and file]

My pen just ran out 1/2 way through,I'm putting this one to bed as is.

 

[BALKAN]

Also, you'd last about ten minutes in a caliphate before they're discussing among themselves whether they're going to behead, or shoot you.

i'll take the afghan one where the women pee in your mouth until you drown

 

[Off The Couch]

New message this time - "pop back in 15 minutes"

And there is the suggestion that we hold our elections online

 

[Plugger35]

Thank god I filled out the form rather than using their piece of shit website.

 

[new breed]

New message this time - "pop back in 15 minutes"

And there is the suggestion that we hold our elections online

I got that as well but after 15 minutes it sent me back in the queue , this is like Ticketmaster but no tickets .

 

[IKnowtheDog]

All you folk bitching about Census site now know the pain this chronic gambler had to deal with every Melbourne Cup day the telephone enduring an ongoing engage signal . The AFL & ABS can share a sympathy drink after tonight.

 

[Keys]

So many assumptions in your answers I reckon .

Not really

The questions are pretty easy to predict what you'd be doing - it's not like they're asking you what you had for dinner or what time you woke up or if you had sex

 

[Duritz]

Meh, just do what I do and have eight aliases so you can claim social security eight times and fill out none of them, then get a ninth.

 

[Meow]

ABS server:

 

[Procrastinator35]

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Did mine on Sunday

 

[The Passenger]

Overseas so missing the census. How is it done online? One entry per household as it used to be for the paper sheets? If so they are stretching the truth a bit saying 16 million people tried to access the server.

 

[Hamingja]

I get home from work and at 11.15pm AEST the servers can't cope. Can only imagine what it was like earlier...

 

[MarcMaverick]

 

[Mr Eagle]

Officially down for the night.

 

[Power Raid]

Officially down for the night.

the abs should have asked redtube to manage the website

they seem to cope with the volume without issue

 

[Nothing]

the abs should have asked redtube to manage the website

they seem to cope with the volume without issue

Pokemon Go servers. They are probably more secure than the ABS servers too.

 

[skipper kelly]

They're onto it....give it a coupla days.

At least they didn't say sorry for the inconvenience and thank you for using telstra..... oops ABS

 

[BotsMaster]

Site was hacked last night by overseas hackers apparently.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/o...s/news-story/58667490f31100f64d68f1510d43c239

THE census website was shut down after being attacked by foreign hackers, the Australian Bureau of Statistics has revealed.