Analysis Champion Data reveals which club has the best youth crop in the AFL

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Stopped paying attention when I read Essendrugs has 5 good young players. They don't have 5 good players, period.

Champion Data is the unjustifiably overconfident nerd that no one invited to the party, who turns off the music and insists everyone play Dungeons and Dragons. They are the 'Understanding Poetry' textbook at the start of Dead Poets Society trying to graph a poem's quality:

"If the poem's score for perfection is plotted on the horizontal of a graph and its importance is plotted on the vertical, then calculating the total area of the poem yields the measure of its greatness."

Tear their ******* pages out, right from the ******* spine. ******* philistines.
 

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