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This feels like a vintage Donuts Hinkley performance.

Play a bunch of injured players in a showdown in the misguided hope of jagging a final win, so he can do a dumb little gesture to the camera in the coaches box and talk about how brave he is.

It'll fail when we end up with 1 fully fit player on the bench and get destroyed, which he's also happy with as an excuse for an embarrassing loss.

Once that's happened, surely the likes of Bergman and Aliir are done hobbling around for the season and go for surgery.
 
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As long as we work harder for longer I think we’re going to play well this week. We’re going to do it for Hinkley and hopefully he has more lollies he can chew in the box to really show how serious our club is
 

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This feels like a vintage Donuts Hinkley performance.

Play a bunch of injured players in a showdown in the misguided hope of jagging a final win, so he can do a dumb little gesture to the camera in the coaches box and talk about how brave he is.

It'll fail when we end up with 1 fully fit player on the bench and get destroyed, which he's also happy with as an excuse for an embarrassing loss.

Once that's happened, surely the likes of Bergman and Aliir are done hobbling around for the season and go for surgery.

I cam just hear Koch telling us we didn't make finals but we won a Showdown which is just as good..
 

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I want both the ins and outs focussed on next year rather than this year. If anyone needs surgery (Bergman, Aliir) send them for surgery. If anyone's not part of the future (Mead, Boak, maybe DylWil if his cards are fully marked which I suspect they probably are) drop them. Rozee can obviously come back in, but him aside, focus on the likes of Whitlock, Lai, Berry, Moraes, Ramm, maybe Charleson as potential ins. If that means we lose this game by 100, so be it.
That's the way it should be, but we'll get older and injured players picked. We'll still lose, but it'll be by 60 or 70, rather than the 90+ if they went the '2026 only counts' route. With only a handful of games left, Hinkley doesn't have the luxury of shitty performances being forgotten as he goes to his coffin for the summer.

Not that he gives a shit about Port all of a sudden, but given Koch and him have trained the happy clappers to forget anything more than a week old, he's probably thinking any potential suitors for a coaching (obviously not head coach) role elsewhere are the same and doesn't want big losses at the very end hiding his 'successes' prior to that. Better to run the players into the ground. If they break, well that's Carr's problem and if he does poorly it only makes him look better in retrospect, in his rat mind.
 
Couldn’t beat them when they were shit.. they will take great pleasure in smashing us

Just hope we take a couple out along the way
Pretty much this we lost to some crows teams on paper way worse than who we will turn out Saturday (5 goal Lachie Gollant anyone or maybe showdown medalist Alex Keath)

Now the shoes on the other foot expect some prison style shit (as it should
be)

If Thilthorpe or Dawson or Rankine can ping a string or pull a ligament then we will see how deep they really bat
 

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Hinkley’s loser talk has made me lose any slim hope I had.

Here I was hoping that we might somehow pull off an upset with an undermanned side like we did in round 21 2006, when the likes of Bentley, Willits, White and Thomas beat the top of table at the time crows. Chad Cornes was inspirational as stand in skipper, which I could see butters doing something similar.

I was drawing parallels until I realised choco would’ve had them ready to run through a wall that day and made denting the crows minor premiership hopes our mission and then there’s Ken Hinkley who is cracking jokes about hiding in the dark after a loss.
 
If it’s really wet het Sam Gray and Neade back in.
 

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