Preview Changes v the ALL CONQUERING MIGHTY DEMONS !

[The Nostradamus]

If Mckay doesn’t come back in the 100 point margin is a sure bet

Whose playing on the below forwards?
Ben brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

Tom Mcdonald

25

Tom Mcdonald

Age

31

Ht

195cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.9

4star

MG

261.8

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.6

1star

MG

135.6

2star

D

13.8

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

Luke Jackson

9

Luke Jackson

Age

22

Ht

199cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.3

2star

K

3.3

1star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

D

8.3

2star

K

3.3

1star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

0.3

3star

D

8.3

3star

K

3.3

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

Bayley Fritsch

31

Bayley Fritsch

Age

27

Ht

188cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.6

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

5.5

5star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.9

4star

D

9.5

2star

K

7.7

3star

HB

1.8

1star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.8

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

 

[Shermanator]

I reckon we’re a sneaky chance..

 

[Mr Lloyd Christmas]

I reckon we’re a sneaky chance..

So do I with Gisele Bundchen

 

[Shermanator]

So do I with Gisele Bundchen

Lowering you standards?..

 

[Dan]

Seems like it was only yesterday we had this long ass winning streak against this mob.

Good times, simpler times.

God help us.

 

[Smoocher]

If we forfeit the round it will actually increase our percentage!!!!

























Compared to if we play.

And 2+2=5

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[Gasometer]

Albo a definite in at this stag

Albo a definite in at this stage.

 

[Gasometer]

Forfeit the round and send the boys on the Kokoda Trail. Lets ******* get everyone on the page, then give them an ounce of coke and 15 boxes of piss. Go!

Just go 10 Pin Bowling and out for Pasta up Nth Melbourne

 

[Reagan Smash]

If Mckay doesn’t come back in the 100 point margin is a sure bet

Whose playing on the below forwards?
Ben brown
Tom Mcdonald
Luke Jackson
Bayley Fritsch

For your own sanity. Best not to think about it.
Don’t think about how will our forwards take a mark.
Or will our mids be able to run with Oliver and his mates

 

[gokangas]

Dees are overdue for a loss and we are overdue for a surprise win. Yeah, nah.

 

[Frank Thring]

This is going to be a smashing

 

[shinboner spiggs]

Completely conditioned to drubbings so anything that resembles competitiveness feels like a win. I guess the players are in the same boat.

 

[Hojuman]

This is going to be a smashing

Dees in covid ravaged W.A. They'll drop like flies during the week and we'll be playing the Casey Demons !

4 points in the pocket

 

[ferball]

Dees in covid ravaged W.A. They'll drop like flies during the week and we'll be playing the Casey Demons !

4 points in the pocket

For Casey.

 

[Shermanator]

If Mckay doesn’t come back in the 100 point margin is a sure bet

Whose playing on the below forwards?
Ben brown
Tom Mcdonald
Luke Jackson
Bayley Fritsch

Ben Brown - chokes on a Brussels sprout and Tofu thickshake his missus whipped up causing oesophageal issues. Out for a week (sorted)

Tom McDonald - during the week he goes back to 2020 levels of mental self doubt. On game day he unknowingly ties his shoelaces together and as he gets up to run out he trips over and falls on his face. Doctors rule him out late with concussion (sorted)

Luke Jackson - Patty Mills flies into Melbourne this week after a big Boomers and NBA campaign. Jacko and Millsy hit the town together on Thursday night and local paparazzi snap the boys on the whiz getting lappies at the Spearmint Rhino. Photos ‘leaked’ to The Age and Caro spits her venom with back and front page scoop. Club sanction 8 week ban (downgraded to 2 weeks because he’s their best player) (sorted)

Bayley Fritsch - Goes to his local hairdresser to get a fresh cut for the game. His usual hairdesser Stacey is on annual leave so replacement scissor ninja Cecil steps in. Cecil is a Roos supporter and he chops Bayls hair that bad that he resembles a cat with alopecia. Bayls bails out of Saturday and goes into hiding until his hair grows back yeah, yeah. (sorted)

Not sure what you’re worried about TZ we’ll be fine..

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

This is going to be a smashing

Yep. Larks will kick 8 and JHF 3 with 35 touches.

 

[ferball]

I just had to google to check the Spearmint Rhono was a real name for a strip club. It is!!!

 

[Shermanator]

I just had to google to check the Spearmint Rhono was a real name for a strip club. It is!!!

I wouldn’t know.. just a lucky guess..

 

[ferball]

"Sucking on the Spearmint Rhino.." It could a lyric written by Maynard Keenan.

 

[gerry101101]

Genuine question - what would people prefer:- total 18 player flood defence leads to final score where we lose 80-13 or play the more traditional structure and lose 166 - 52?

 

[shinboner magic]

Genuine question - what would people prefer:- total 18 player flood defence leads to final score where we lose 80-13 or play the more traditional structure and lose 166 - 52?

I’d really take either as I think reality will be worse than that

 

[Frank Thring]

Dees in covid ravaged W.A. They'll drop like flies during the week and we'll be playing the Casey Demons !

4 points in the pocket

Oh if were only playing Casey just your regular 10 goal loss then.

 

[Marstermind]

Genuine question - what would people prefer:- total 18 player flood defence leads to final score where we lose 80-13 or play the more traditional structure and lose 166 - 52?

The only way our forward structure will score 52 against Melbourne's defensive structure is if they take half a dozen blokes off the ground in pity. But to answer your question, I'd take trying to play proper footy and losing 52-166 any day over not even trying to score for a whole match and still getting thrashed.

 

[Only Forwards]

I’d really take either as I think reality will be worse than that

This thing that scares me is that if we keep this under 100 points we probably have a couple of quarters where we stand up to the barrage. If we play as poorly as we have some weeks this year records could fall.

I hate that I have this fear.

 

[RossHenshaw]

This thing that scares me is that if we keep this under 100 points we probably have a couple of quarters where we stand up to the barrage. If we play as poorly as we have some weeks this year records could fall.

I hate that I have this fear.

Take a look at the GoDees VFL team today at Arden st ,
I can honestly say we would struggle to beat them with our AFL team atm