Charlie Sutton vs Luke Penny

Who do you like more?

  • Charlie Sutton

    Votes: 4 57.1%
  • Luke Penny

    Votes: 3 42.9%

  • Total voters
    7

sigscotty

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One is our only premiership coach and captain, revered as one of the true hard men of all time, and can still be found supporting the club at our games and Whitten Oval.

The other, after a career with us that included the highlight of getting hammered by our own rocco Jones at virtua tennis, walked out of the club, seemingly because (and i admit this is only one of many similar possibilities) Mitch Hahn called him a doo doo head, and a guy who was no longer the coach didn't give him enough opportunites, with only the pitiful excuse that he couldn't really play while on crutches.

I expect this to be a tight one, but i think Luke will get the nod just.
 

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Originally posted by sigscotty

The other, after a career with us that included the highlight of getting hammered by our own rocco Jones at virtua tennis,

I remember the day as if it was last year, perhaps cause it was actually last year, who knows.

Luke Penny, or **** ****en bitch dog **** face goat blower as those in the know like to call him, was all like I am the king of the world, nobody can beat me. He was hitting his opponents, including our very own Jordan McMahon, whom he called pathetic for wanting to play 5 games in a row for the club before leaving em.

Penny then started belting a sick little orphan, saying "you think you have it tough, I only get paid $200,000 to watch footy, oh I mean play footy yeah thats what I do" (Stupid people note this is a joke about Penny always being injured, if you are in front of a smart person laugh).

Enough was enough. I had to make a stand. I challenged Luke Penny to a game of virtua tennis, the loser never being allowed to come back to highpoint again. With the crowd cheering my name I destroyed Luke Penny, he wasn't even able to win a point off me. Rocco 3-0, a win for justice.

After the game I told him "don't quit your day job.............whatever that is", then I preceded to have sex with many FEMALE swedish supermodels.

The End
 

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They should post that story on every players locker room before the St Kilda game, if that can't lift the guys I don't know what will. I particularly like the part about the swedish supermodels, out of all the supermodels I have had sex with they would have to bt the best
 

Derek Zoolander

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#5
Originally posted by Bulldog1954
They should post that story on every players locker room before the St Kilda game, if that can't lift the guys I don't know what will. I particularly like the part about the swedish supermodels, out of all the supermodels I have had sex with they would have to bt the best
What RJ forgot to mention about the Swedish supermodels, is that they were male swedish supermodels...
 

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Great story Rocco, with that my vote to swinging to Luke.

Ya Ya is good.
Sure they weren't Volvo Crash Test dummies?
 

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#7
Originally posted by Sporty Spice
What RJ forgot to mention about the Swedish supermodels, is that they were male swedish supermodels...
You are too quick for me SS.

The joke is really on RJ. They were not supermodels. The money, the jewellery and the clothes were because Thomas Enqvist, Magnus Norman, Thomas Johansson and Jonas Bjorkman are TENNIS PLAYERS Rocco!

The "hide the raquet" game should have given you a clue.
 

The_Flying_Egg

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Re: I would rather eat my own vomit than vote for Luke Penny

Originally posted by localyokel
Charlie for sure. With the premiership and all.
Yeah nah, I'll have to agree with the moderator dude, Charlie does seem to have Mr Penny covered
 
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