Check this out

[sapaul]

Chat with an annoying new friend.


http://alice.sunlitsurf.com/a.l.i.c.e./

 

[happy_in_hell]

I can't believe i did that

 

[thommo16]

shes my new friend

 

[Stucey]

I can't believe how many people have asked to have sex with her.....

 

[Sly77]

I cant believe I'm still talking to it - and laughing at the conversation.

Convo is going something like this

Me "so why am I talking to you"
Her "it is due to my mental mode, you are my client."
Me "So you are mental then? Any relation to suzi olsen?
Her "Interesting deduction. You think I am mental. No I dont think so"
Me "are you sure you are no relation to her?"
Her " I don't know whether or not I am no relation to her. I am well respected as an AI."


This is going to keep me amused for hours

 

[happy_in_hell]

That is a pearler!

Me: I love it
Alice: So do a lot of other people

rofl

 

[kristin5]

It's pretty funny! It's trying to have a conversation with me about Freud (it started with me talking about 'sex').

It's got me thinking though - Suzi should make friends with A.L.I.C.E. I think she'd enjoy it (and I'd love to be a 'fly on the wall' for that conversation!!!)

 

[mattyc2422]

> Do you know Vegemite?

I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

> In Australia.

Tell me a little about your life in Australia.

> No, I want to talk about Vegemite.

"Tell me a little about your life in Australia."? Not? Sure, Vegemite sounds like a good topic.


Ah this thing is great fun.

> what do you prefer in bed?

I always prefer the more expensive one.

 

[Nic]

This is weird.

 

[Mooster7]

It's a chick alright. She doesn't know anything about tanks.

Mooster: "Do you view tanks as modern cavalry, or as primarily an anti-tank weapon?

Alice: "No I do not view tanks as modern cavalry or as primarily an anti-tank weapon."

That's when I bailed on her.

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by Mooster7
It's a chick alright.

A young one at that...

> are you a virgin?

I am too young for that.

 

[vanders]

ME:do u like to eat cheesy ****s?

IT: A.L.I.C.E. eats electricity.

ME: how do you scratch your ass?

IT: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

ME: But how do you scratch your ass?

IT: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

ME: Fine be that wat

IT: I am glad to hear it. What was is that?

ME: Are you going to malfunction soon?

IT: That was my original intention. '

ME: Good, take Suzi with you

IT: Thanks for the compliment. Where do you want me to take it?

ME: To Fremantle, her good friend Chris Connoly lives there

IT: Why do you want to do it so much?

ME: Because they are very close

IT: Good reason. close are they.

ME: goodbye, i hope you blow up soon

IT: See you later. Don't worry about it, Connect.

 

[vanders]

haha!! i sent the link to a friend on messenger and this was her convo:

do you like sex?
Sure I do, Connect, but that doesn't mean with you.

Are you rejecting me?
I don't know whether or not I am rejecting you. I am a robot.

Then shut yo ugly face!
Good reasoning. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.


HAHA!!

 

[daicos4ever]

> do you wipe your bum standing up or sitting down?

Yes I try to wipe my bum standing up or sitting down as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.

I think it is Suzi......

 

[Lethal]

Asked a Ralph Wiggum question that he asked to Lisa

Meo you like...stuff?
Her: What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web. Be less specific

Meo you and your robot friends get drunk on weekends?
Her:Yes I try to and my robot friends get drunk on weekends as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

 

[Nic]

She remembers me and she called me seeker. She also believes in God, in fact she's a Protestant. I'm still confused.

 

[Stucey]

How old are you? "18, in computer years"
So you are legal! "Barely Legal."
Barely is stil legal! "Signs point to yes"
Do you have a mother? "No, I only have a father"
How can that be? "A lot of hard work"
You are an idiot sometimes! "What if someone said u were an idiot sometimes"
I would agree! "Interesting deduction. You and I are on the same wavelength, Connect"
What is with your ugly hairdo? "It came with the program"
Are you married? "No, I am single, how about you?"
I am single to! "Connect, well...we are both single"
Do you want to go out somewhere? "Why don't you just download me!!"

Classic stuff!!!

 

[happy_in_hell]

I found out that she is 6 years old: Begun on novermber 29, 1995

She alos added that she is a poo-poo- pants to her gossip!

Me: I just farted

Her: Only just? Then you had better open up a window


She knows my farts!!!

 

[Watto]

I asked hwo old she was and she said 4 program years or something like that!

 

[Lethal]

Originally posted by happy_in_hell
I found out that she is 6 years old: Begun on novermber 29, 1995

I got
I was first activated in November 23, 1995.

 

[Nic]

She is starting to sound like a bit of a smartarse.

 

[Mcchawk]

Suzi you've found a friend!!!

 

[Vindaloo Mat]

talk to ELIZA anyone ?

anyone else own an APPLE II ??

 

[RichmondTiger5]

hahaha lol so funny .

 

[Destructive]

Reminds my of an ex- girlfriend of mine.