Politics Chief's chums

[Proper Gander]

This one is almost okeydoke7, but not fully sure.

Could also be me? Other than most of the attributes listed, but it still could be?

 

[Chief]

Their match previews and reviews became must-read content every week.

• Preview threads never felt complete without them.
• Their game reviews were as good as the papers.
• The forum’s go-to match analyst.
• Their breakdowns added layers to the game.
• A trusted voice for pre- and post-game insights.
• Set the standard for match write-ups.
• Their content turned threads into resources.
• Gave depth that went beyond the scoreboard.
• Their previews were better than official club media.
• Brought sharp observation to every match discussion.
• Their posts were ritual reading on game day.
• Famous for fair and insightful reviews.
• Could pick up trends others missed.
• Made every game thread worth visiting.
• Their previews shaped the conversation before bounce.
• Known for objectivity despite their club loyalty.
• Every review felt professional but still fan-driven.
• Their consistency built trust across the forum.
• People waited for their posts before commenting.
• Their match threads became part of BigFooty tradition.

 

[Headless]

• You might not agree with them, but you noticed them.
• Controversy followed them, but so did attention.
• Their posts were polarising in the best way.
• Never bland, always memorable.
• They thrived on challenging the norm.
• Sometimes brilliant, sometimes baffling.
• Their presence guaranteed sparks.
• You could never scroll past without reacting.
• Loved by some, argued with by many.
• Always bold, never invisible.
• Their legacy was debate, not silence.
• Could be frustrating, but never dull.
• They made people think, even if it was in anger.
• Controversial, but never irrelevant.
• The kind of poster you told stories about.
• Misunderstood at times, but impossible to ignore.
• Never predictable, always intriguing.
• A poster who left a lasting mark.
• Their posts sparked pages of replies.
• They were lightning in text form.

dis u, ClarkeM?

 

[Chief]

The perfect mix of banter and analysis — could make you laugh and think in the same post.

• Balanced wit with wisdom like no one else.
• Made you laugh before hitting you with a fact.
• Their posts were equal parts humour and smarts.
• Could roast you and teach you at the same time.
• Known for insight wrapped in comedy.
• Always found the sweet spot between fun and serious.
• Their posts stuck because they entertained and informed.
• Could dissect a match while still cracking jokes.
• Gave every thread both brains and banter.
• Their humour never overshadowed their analysis.
• Famous for light-hearted posts with depth.
• Proved you didn’t need to pick between fun and substance.
• A rare combo of analyst and joker.
• Made football talk engaging on two levels.
• Their wit made the analysis go down easy.
• People quoted them for laughs and for logic.
• One of the most versatile voices on the forum.
• Could bring humour into even dull topics.
• Their posts had a rhythm: a laugh, then a lesson.
• Gave BigFooty its brains and its chuckles in equal measure.

 

[Chief]

Had a legendary avatar that became almost as iconic as their posts.

1. Their avatar was instantly recognisable.
2. You knew the post before reading the name.
3. Their picture was part of BigFooty history.
4. Iconic avatar that lived rent-free in threads.
5. The avatar alone could spark conversation.
6. A symbol as memorable as their words.
7. Their posts and avatar went hand in hand.
8. The kind of avatar that stuck in memory.
9. Their image became part of the forum’s culture.
10. Famous for an avatar that outlasted trends.
11. Their profile pic was practically a trademark.
12. Their avatar became shorthand for their style.
13. You didn’t just remember their posts, you remembered their image.
14. Their picture became part of their reputation.
15. Icon status came from both words and visuals.
16. Their avatar became a legend in its own right.
17. A post from them wasn’t complete without the pic.
18. Their visual presence gave posts extra weight.
19. One of the most recognisable posters thanks to their avatar.
20. Their icon became part of BigFooty folklore.

 

[Chief]

They were the person you’d expect to pop up with the first comment in every breaking-news thread.

• Always the first to reply when news broke.
• Seemed to live at the refresh button.
• Famous for lightning-fast responses.
• A thread didn’t breathe before they posted.
• Known for first takes that set the tone.
• If something happened, they were already there.
• Quickest fingers in the forum.
• Breaking news was their playground.
• Their replies made threads take off instantly.
• People joked they had an alert system wired in.
• Their speed gave them a reputation.
• The first responder in nearly every news topic.
• Their quick takes became part of the ritual.
• Always first on the scene like a reporter.
• Had a sixth sense for when news was dropping.
• Breaking stories weren’t complete until they’d replied.
• Known for setting the early narrative.
• If a thread was hot, they’d be in it immediately.
• Their instant replies kept threads from stalling.
• Their speed became a running joke on the site.

 

[Chief]

One of the best at reading the room — knew when to push harder and when to pull back.

1. Had great timing in debates.
2. Knew when to press and when to ease off.
3. Famous for their sense of forum dynamics.
4. Could feel when a thread needed calming.
5. Master of tone in heated discussions.
6. Rarely pushed too far.
7. Could escalate or de-escalate perfectly.
8. Always knew the right moment to post.
9. Their judgement made them respected.
10. Famous for being tactful without being weak.
11. Balanced pressure with diplomacy.
12. They kept debates sharp but not nasty.
13. Could call people out without starting wars.
14. Great at adjusting to the mood of the thread.
15. Rarely mistimed an entry into an argument.
16. Understood the rhythm of online discussions.
17. Gave the forum a sense of balance.
18. Their timing made their posts land harder.
19. Could ease tension with a single post.
20. One of the most tactically smart posters.

 

[Headless]

Could also be me? Other than most of the attributes listed, but it still could be?

Maybe they're all about sante?

 

[Chief]

Always generous in welcoming new posters and showing them the ropes.

1. Made sure newbies felt at home.
2. Known for friendly replies to first-timers.
3. The forum’s unofficial welcome committee.
4. Helped turn lurkers into regulars.
5. Always supportive when someone joined.
6. Famous for guiding rookies into the culture.
7. Gave the forum its open-door feel.
8. Known for kindness in an often tough space.
9. Helped newcomers navigate the quirks of BigFooty.
10. Turned “first posts” into real conversations.
11. They built bridges for new members.
12. Patient with repeated rookie questions.
13. Known for encouragement more than criticism.
14. Many posters stayed because they welcomed them.
15. Their generosity stood out among the banter.
16. Always the first to say “welcome aboard.”
17. Made the forum less intimidating.
18. Created a positive first impression of BigFooty.
19. Famous for never shutting down a new voice.
20. Their friendliness kept the forum growing.

 

[Proper Gander]

• Balanced wit with wisdom like no one else.
• Made you laugh before hitting you with a fact.
• Their posts were equal parts humour and smarts.
• Could roast you and teach you at the same time.
• Known for insight wrapped in comedy.
• Always found the sweet spot between fun and serious.
• Their posts stuck because they entertained and informed.
• Could dissect a match while still cracking jokes.
• Gave every thread both brains and banter.
• Their humour never overshadowed their analysis.
• Famous for light-hearted posts with depth.
• Proved you didn’t need to pick between fun and substance.
• A rare combo of analyst and joker.
• Made football talk engaging on two levels.
• Their wit made the analysis go down easy.
• People quoted them for laughs and for logic.
• One of the most versatile voices on the forum.
• Could bring humour into even dull topics.
• Their posts had a rhythm: a laugh, then a lesson.
• Gave BigFooty its brains and its chuckles in equal measure.

This must surely be me?

 

[Chief]

Their running battles with certain other posters became forum folklore in themselves.

• Famous for epic rivalries in thread after thread.
• Their sparring matches were entertainment in themselves.
• Had recurring battles that became part of forum culture.
• Their back-and-forths were must-read drama.
• Arguments with them filled pages.
• Known for clashes that were never boring.
• Their feuds became almost legendary.
• Even opponents respected their persistence.
• Their debates were practically storylines.
• Famous for “thread duels” with certain posters.
• Their rivalries gave the forum its fire.
• Every clash with them felt personal yet public.
• Known for grudge matches that spanned years.
• Their sparring kept threads alive.
• They made enemies but also made classics.
• Their rivalries had fans watching from the sidelines.
• Famous for running feuds that people remembered.
• They never backed away from a spar.
• Their battles were as memorable as games themselves.
• The forum wouldn’t be the same without their fights.

 

[Chief]

A steady presence across the years, never chasing attention, just quietly building respect.

• A long-term poster who earned respect over time.
• Consistent presence without needing the spotlight.
• Known for reliability more than flash.
• Never loud, but always valued.
• Built credibility through patience.
• A quiet achiever of BigFooty.
• Famous for steadiness across seasons.
• Always there, rarely showy.
• Became respected simply by contributing steadily.
• Their posts were dependable and thoughtful.
• Not a headline maker, but a foundation.
• Gained trust by being consistent.
• Their presence was comforting in its reliability.
• Respected for the long game, not short bursts.
• Always added value without noise.
• Quiet voice, strong influence.
• Known for their low-key quality.
• Stayed steady while others came and went.
• An anchor of the community.
• Their respect was earned, not demanded.

 

[Proper Gander]

Maybe they're all about sante?

Anything is possible

 

[Headless]

Keyboard must be getting an absolute workout this evening, Chief. Amazing you're coming up with all of these so quickly!

 

[Proper Gander]

I’m glad Chief is having fun building his imaginary Bigfooty

 

[sante]

Maybe they're all about sante?

Chief doesn’t know who I am

 

[Tonga Bob]

Reckon Chief might be talking about you, here, Tonga Bob!

I’d like to thank my family, my teammates, my manager and Steve Buscemi.

 

[Chief]

Keyboard must be getting an absolute workout this evening, Chief. Amazing you're coming up with all of these so quickly!

Real phto I just took

 

[Crimson Azure]

Thread ban incoming for Chief for spamming.

 

[Proper Gander]

Thread ban incoming for Chief for spamming.

Can you do that?

Or, at least, can you try?

 

[Crimson Azure]

Can you do that?

Or, at least, can you try?

Best I can do is steal his posts.

 

[Wosh]

These are great, I’ll have to dissect each one and work out who they are, many probably before my time tho.

 

[Crimson Azure]

These are great, I’ll have to dissect each one and work out who they are, many probably before my time tho.

Reep and son of reep?

 

[MarcMaverick]

This feels like an epic edition of SOTC.

 

[Bluelegs]

Concerning that they are all written in the past-tense.