Chief's Fish Predicts the Finals

[Tiger2709]

KB does that every time he opens his mouth. Unfortunately the grave hasn't claimed me or him yet and I still have to listen to him.

Are your fillings picking up random radio waves or you haven't discovered the off switch yet, KB is a classic, footballs greatest troll.

 

[iBeng]

Chief dont leave your loyal Fish Followers hanging/drowning!

 

[MaddAdam]

I object to Chief claiming to "own" a sentient being. History will not look kindly upon his type.

 

[Chief]

We encountered a big conundrum this week.

The fish's tank has been drained and cleaned.

I worried that any anchor the fish had to this plane of existence was obliterated.

Genius strikes! A new method of communication has been found.

Using the solid, scientific reasoning that all fish are connected in the afterlife I took a packet of frozen fish fingers from the freezer.

I drew a line in the dirt, and threw a fish finger in the air for each game. The side to which the dead fish guided the fish finger will be the winner! Bank on it - the fish has predicted many winners during this finals season!

In the matter of Fremantle vs Hawthorn: The fish guided the battered fillet into my dog's mouth. This, I divine, means a draw or too close to call! Amazing!

West Coast vs North Melbourne: The fish speaks! West Coast by two goals! (I locked the dog in the house)


Can you believe this? That a dead pet fish can pick sporting winners? Neither can I! But it's happening here and now!

To the game day thread! http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...rn-fri-sept-25-6-20pm-domain-stadium.1112870/

 

[iBeng]

Now I feel like fish fingers.

 

[Chief]

Now I feel like fish fingers.

I had chicken nuggets with the kids. I should have put the fish fingers back in the freezer.

 

[Stereophonic]

Chief, what Christmas sweater size are you?

 

[Chief]

Don't you worry about that.

We're here for the fish.

Now, given that the fish's predictions are so impressively accurate, I will be announcing its choice on the podcast which we are recording right now.

Look out for it!

 

[iBeng]

Are you saying we'll be hearing from...BEYOND THE POND?! GHOST FISH SPEAKS!

 

[Chief]

I've devised a cunning new method for communicating with the fish. I reveal all in the podcast.

 

[Roby]

You've already been super seeded Chief.

https://www.melbourneaquarium.com.au/news/penguins-predict-afl-grand-final-winners/

 

[Beerfish]

spirit fish>living penguins

 

[Chief]

Penguins. What would penguins know.

Science triumphs over mere gimmickry. The fish picked Hawthorn to win the flag.

Put your beans nowhere else but on the picks of the dead fish.

 

[Procrastinator35]