Chief's Fish Predicts the Finals

[Komrade_Tiger]

Don't listen to him. Trust me when I say you can't unlook things.

OK, now i have to look!

 

[Sprout]

Chief, do you like fishsticks?

 

[jackdanielz3]

ban chief

 

[wallyt99]

If I was a mod right now.... I'd be thinking... Is this a test?

If it is - is it one of power / heirarchy.... Or one of imartiality / integrity.

Perhaps Forward Press needs to harness the spirit fish to help him decide!

 

[Beerfish]

Typical. Too tight to get an octopus.

 

[Komrade_Tiger]

I put my faith in the SQUIGGLE not this heathen god you call "fish"

 

[Forward Press]

If I was a mod right now.... I'd be thinking... Is this a test?

If it is - is it one of power / heirarchy.... Or one of imartiality / integrity.

Perhaps Forward Press needs to harness the spirit fish to help him decide!

Paul the Octopus deems this thread main board worthy.

 

[Chief]

Typical. Too tight to get an octopus.

Working so far, though the fish is not great with margins. It is not an exact science, but science it surely is.

 

[Beerfish]

Working so far, though the fish is not great with margins. It is not an exact science, but science it surely is.

 

[Dan]

Sea Monkeys would have been better.

 

[Jimmybob]

You're basically a marine biologist now

 

[Father Jack]

Working so far, though the fish is not great with margins. It is not an exact science, but science it surely is.

How was the fish meant to know that the rain would be late?

 

[Defacto]

are you sure that's gravel you are handling and not bath salts?

 

[Chief]

The fish picks 3 winners!

This is unprecedented in the history of football. Almost unbelievable!

 

[Procrastinator35]

The fish picks 3 winners!

This is unprecedented in the history of football. Almost unbelievable!

Hard to argue with.



Have you checked under the rocks Chief?

 

[Roby]

Hard to argue with.



Have you checked under the rocks Chief?

Everyone is fapping over the squiggle, and that only tipped one, this has tipped three times better this week. The fish must be god. Chief may I suggest bringing in a "Fishpole" and "Fish Forecaster".

 

[The Speaker]

Everyone is fapping over the squiggle, and that only tipped one, this has tipped three times better this week. The fish must be god. Chief may I suggest bringing in a "Fishpole" and "Fish Forecaster".

As opposed to your 'Power Rankings', which tipped...one out of four.

 

[Roby]

As opposed to your 'Power Rankings', which tipped...one out of four.

Yes it did, but at least it got the exact margin in one game!

 

[Chief]

Final Siren only has mathematics, the fish's spirit is connected to the entire universe.

 

[Roby]

Chief, where are the tips this week, I need to know if they are aligned with my system.

 

[Chief]

You cannot rush these things. When the fish reaches out, and only then, I can post the tips.

 

[Bigeasy]

You cannot rush these things. When the fish reaches out, and only then, I can post the tips.

 

[Tas]

Chief's fish:

 

[yyou]

Flake

At least he's not a sole

 

[Chief]

This morning the a miracle happened. The fish tank spontaneously filter sprang to life. This was the sign I'd been waiting for!

Pebbles in hand, I approached the tank, opening my mind to the universe.

The first pebble was dropped into the tank, and sank almost straight down.

Amazing! The fish, reaching across the mortal divide had guided the gravel to rest on the bottom of the tank, slightly left of center.

Hawthorn by a goal.

Barely able to stay my hand from quivering in anticipation, I dropped in the second pebble.

Unbelievably, the pebble dropped again to the left side of the tank! My calculations indicate this indicates that the fish with all its ghostly powers was telling me that Sydney would beat North Melbourne by a small margin.

Having proven itself beyond a doubt in the first week of the finals, the fish's powers are undeniable. If I was anybody reading this, I would mortgage my house for maximum beans and back the fish's picks with any of BigFooty's sponsoring bookies.

You'd be certifiable not to.