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Errrrrr, Mum just walked into my room and was like "Mansfield recruited a 20 year old player from Tasmania."
So I waited a second and was like "...Todd...Grima?" and Mum's like "No, they showed him on the news and talked about him."
Pfft, Mum doesn't even know what Todd looks like. :cool:
 
Shell said:
Tomorrow it's Werribee, where we'll see Fugsy's relatives. :thumbsu:
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What a coincidence, I'm going to visit your relatives tomorrow too.

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Hehehe. We're a good looking family aren't we? :cool:

Seriously, I just got back from having dinner at my grandmas. All my cousins n that were there... except one... he was playing soccer, so arriving late. Anyway, we were having pizza for dinner and his mum (my aunty) saved some slices of pizza for him. So I had the brilliant idea to re-construct NICKS joke (thats the intended target of tonights practical joke) HE once played on my brother.

Basically, we lifted up the topping of one of his pizzas and shoved a whole bunch of coffee... yes... Nescafe.. underneath it.

He came over about half an hour later and we all sat back to enjoy the show. The massive bite he took out of that slice of pizza was just a joy to watch.
He's like chewing it.. and he finally comments... "yuck". We all then starting pissing ourselves laughing and he knew what was up.

But does it stop there? Nah... for the rest of the night I was trying to direct as many comments as I could about coffee Nicks way. And then after I left (they were still there), I text messaged to him : Hey Nick, if ur thirsty on the way home, come drop by my place... have a COFFEE.

Yeah, um, so that was how I spent my night. :D
 

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I hate msn live.

Anyway, so I like listened to the traffic report this morning cause I could NOT be late to work today (leaving early for Werribee), and of COURSE they report of an accident on the Ring Rd.

So now I am at work half an hour early. :rolleyes:
(Sucks to be the people on the other side of the RR. Bahahahahahahaha.... ah I just realised, we will be those people on the other side soon. Uh oh)
 
Ok cause I'm bored... I got this idea from TLC... What are your 'stats'/ averages??

For example mine are:
Threads created: 46
Total replies: 6325
Av: 137.5 replies per post. :cool:
(Thanks CC)
"Zeros" or ducks!!!: I have 2 :o

PS. 5000th post!!! I cant believe I thought I'd struggle to get to 4000 by the end of the year...
 
Shell said:
Ok cause I'm bored... I got this idea from TLC... What are your 'stats'/ averages??

For example mine are:
Threads created: 46
Total replies: 6325
Av: 137.5 replies per post. :cool:
(Thanks CC)
"Zeros" or ducks!!!: I have 2 :o

PS. 5000th post!!! I cant believe I thought I'd struggle to get to 4000 by the end of the year...
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5000 post ans not one of them worth a dime, Nar your alright Shell well done on 5000, also they were out of midget and nun pr0n at the bookstore so i got you a lil' sumtin sumtin, for the ghay area.
 
So I have this ****buddy, right? The whole thing started because I live upstairs with three other girls in a house, and downstairs there are 2 guys. These two guys are a few years older than we are, and they always have parties and what not on game days... have people over and drink and what not. They have this one friend of theirs... real good friend of theirs. I met him a few times but I didn't really feel attracted to him all that much, and he was kinda quiet when I tried to instigate a conversation from him. But one night, like a month or two after I first met him, I came home kinda half-drunk from a couple parties, and he was sitting outside alone on my porch smoking a ciggy. So we started talking... having a real good time for like two hours. He was really opening up to me, really told me a lot about himself and we related really well. Then he's like shhhh I have this secret, don't tell anyone. He pulls out some coke from his pocket and we do a few lines or whatever, then start hooking up. Not one of my finer decisions but if you are drunk and whatever, shit happens. Ok so we hooked up a few times after that.. I saw him at a bar he used to work at and he invited me home again, did some blow again because my idiot ass was smashed. Then he came over again but this time he just wanted to cuddle when I wanted to do it, so we just laid there and he told me all his secrets. Then he wanted me to go to his parents house and drink their wine with him... he's a real nice kid... he drove me around town showing me his hood, we played with his doggy, did it some more. Then all of the sudden I don't talk to him for a month... like I would text him and he would only respond half the time, but we were mostly drunk when we did that. He came to my door a few times when I wasn't there looking for me when he was shitfaced.... say my roommates and the dudes that live below me. Then I saw him a couple times again, once when I was with my mom, a few other times, but he didn't call me or text me or respond to my shit for a month. Once we were hanging out on this particular night at the guys place below ours. He was being quiet again... didn't talk to many people while I was yukkin it up and having a real good time, maybe cause he was sober? He left after a while and went home. This one very ugly guy kept flirting with me, and he didn't have a place to sleep so my roommate told him to sleep on my couch, which is in my room. I was like... whatever I don't care. Soo, as you know, I was wasted. I went to bed and like he climbed in bed with me and he kept asking me to do stuff and I didn't want to and I made out with him and told him I was tired and I wanted to go to sleep. But then in the middle of the night I woke up and he tried some more shit on me, but I was extremely horny so I just went with it, and closed my eyes the whole time... He was terribly icky... hairy and just not cute, and had a slight beer belly.. I was disgusted and I wanted to bleach my teeth when I was done kissing him and just scrub the shit out of my whole body. I told my roommates that I didn't have sex with him because I am so ashamed... But you know how guys gloat about that shit. So like a week later... all the guys hung out again and then, after I come back from the bars, I am chillin in my room getting a backrub from another one of my guy friends, while my other friend hears a rock at my window (lol long story). She was like what the ****, I swear there is someone outside your window. So I go downstairs, and lo and behold, my ****buddy comes to my door after a night out at like 2 am. So.. I invite him in but I am just so confused because I hadn't like hooked up or done anything with him in more than a month when we did it all the time. I asked him why he didn't just call me and he said he deleted my number because he deleted everyone's number, as he wanted to get rid of everyone who had anything to do with his little coke habit cause he's coming clean (the whole thing is odd because he's going to be a cop.. anyways... and I didn't get it because I was not a druggy, he introduced me to it). I was like... well do you want my number again? And he quickly changed the subject... which confused me even more. So then we went to my room and he said some shit like "you know, I wanted to see you... I have been thinking about you, blah blah blah." Which left me thoroughly confused after the phone thing. He said some shit like he knew that I hooked up with the ugly guy he knows, and we did it again, and this time he was actually good.... like he ****ed me for a while, not just like until he came and then stopped like before... so either it was out of jealousy because he knows I had hooked up with that other guy and he wanted to claim territory, or he wanted to prove that he was good at doing it, because he probably talked to the other guy and learned that he had amazing sex with me, lol. I am thoroughly confused with what he wants, because he says some really nice stuff and he's never said anything rude to me before. He is kinda shy so I get why he wouldn't respond sometimes, as I get the vibe that he likes to be alone sometimes, and that maybe his drug habit thing that he has to sort out is what made him distant? He also said that he had not a lot of money to spend in the meantime, which is maybe why he didn't talk to me for a while because he didn't want to go out and spend $. This makes sense because he's paying for school and stuff at an expensive private school, even though he comes from a rich family. I have no idea what the **** he wants, and I told him that he is confusing the shit out of me. Like I don't really care that we're just **** buddies right now but I mean, I kinda have feelings for him and I think he does too which is why he keeps coming back to me... but he does some weird shit that doesn't make sense if he actually really likes me. Maybe he thinks I'm too young? (I'm three years younger). Or maybe I'm over-analyzing this shit?
 
Shell said:
Now I really won't be able to crack anymore CC jokes. :(

Nah, in all seriousness, we wish you all the best with whatever you do in the future. (And Caro better watch her back).

Do you realise this time next week....

Try some out for yaself... :D
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Thanks, Shell! :thumbsu: And Kerry must be up for retirement soon...

And joke away! I may even join you...
How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
None. He fell!!
Pfft, bunch o' knuckle-draggers...:rolleyes::D

Having missed the deadline for "this time next week", in four days time...
Fugsy will be posting, "My head hurts."
FTW will be posting, "OMG OMG OMG player X is hot."
Haywood will most likely be banned.

bigdroppunt said:
Pffft, I wish mine was jacked up like that, would be ****ing awesome.
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You'd split those lycra shorts stepping into the cab.:p

Budda 230 said:
What's wrong with 8pmish? Nothing!!!!!!!!!! I could probably get there at 7.30 if I really hustle.
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Have you driven the Paky bypass yet, Budda?
On Monday I jumped onto it from McGregor Rd, skipping half of Paky and Officer in peak traffic, and saved about 10 minutes.:thumbsu:

haywood jablome said:
So I have this ****buddy, right?....
Maybe he thinks I'm too young? (I'm three years younger). Or maybe I'm over-analyzing this shit?
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Well, BDP, aren't you going to share your side of the story?
 
Hey Haywood, there are these new inventions.. they are called paragraphs. Try using them once in a while.

And you're very welcome Stripey.

And LMAO at your bouncer joke. I am feeling sad I didnt come up with that one. :(..... ahhhh how about... what do you call a hundred bouncers chained together at the bottom of the ocean. A GOOD START.

I know it's meant to be "lawyers", but see how I've changed it?!?!?! It works either way, imo. :thumbsu:
 

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Stripey PJs said:
You'd split those lycra shorts stepping into the cab.:p


Well, BDP, aren't you going to share your side of the story?
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Who told you about the lycra ? i thought that was my little hidden shame :(


Also no need to go into it any deeper haywoods covered just about everything.
 
Stripey PJs said:
Have you driven the Paky bypass yet, Budda?
On Monday I jumped onto it from McGregor Rd, skipping half of Paky and Officer in peak traffic, and saved about 10 minutes.:thumbsu:[
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Yeah, I went on it last Saturday and Sunday. They had it down to 60km, although it still seemed quicker than going through Paky and Officer.

There was still ********s overtaking people at 100km flicking stones up at everyone.:mad:

It's gonna be the coolest thing ever! Plus it will prevent me from stopping in at Maccas on the way home.:p:thumbsu:
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Yeah it was great! This is what happened:
- We saw some animals
- We went on the safari
- I had some dim sims and chicken tenders for lunch in the cafe. I saw Nicky Buckley and a film crew. I think she does some animal show on channel 9
- I talked myself out of buying a stuffed Rino at the gift shop. It was so cute. Im shattered I didnt get it. :(
- A student chucked a rubber snake (which he purchased from the above mentioned gift shop) at one of my fellow aides. She yelled and got a huge fright. It was quite amusing
- We had a session in the education centre, where we were lead by a very cute guy called Jason. :) (Got to pat, but not hold another snake, possum and lizard)
- Fugsys rellos said hi
- Then we went home... and we got back to school early so we got to go home early at 3pm!!!

:):thumbsu:
 
Shell said:
Yeah it was great! This is what happened:
- We saw some animals
- We went on the safari
- We had a session in the education centre, where we were lead by a very cute guy called Jason. :) (Got to pat, but not hold his snake, possum and lizard)
- Fugsys rellos said hi
- Then we went home... and we got back to school early so we got to go home early at 3pm!!!

:):thumbsu:
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WTF :eek::eek::eek:
 
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