Horseshit!!! But you were right on the other point. I was missing easy shots. Got a couple difficult ones in tho.
Yeah, I set up those easy shots! I should have finished you when you were on about 5 balls!!!
Yeah yeah, whatever. How about we play a game when we're both completely sober then??
Gees, I have no hope if I'm sober!!!
Ok, deal! So when is this going to happen?
So you did pick up!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Oh my God, they cornered me and wanted to take me home so they could teach me "new tricks"! So I had to point to you girls and pretend one of you was my girlfriend. Had to change my name to Brian just incase too.
While this is happening, Craig and Eliza are just standing there laughing instead of coming to save me!!!
I aint drinking wine for a while now. The thought of it makes my stomach churn.
Gees, unlucky dude. No more cheap nights! At least you didn't have to finish off rejected corona!!!