Remove this Banner Ad

Private Chit Chat I

  • Thread starter Thread starter Shell
  • Start date Start date
  • Tagged users Tagged users None

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Status
Not open for further replies.
Stripey PJs said:
Soft hands, Partridge, soft hands. Docile (read dehydrated/aging) huntsmen can easily be relocated with a little patience and tender hands. If they're already aggressive -ie, rearing up- then I'll fetch the ol' mug and cardboard, or chase them back to the roof.

(Stripey freaking out will only discourage others from walking the enlightened path of the spider whisperers, Shell. :( )
Click to expand...

Soft hands? Stripey, if you grew up in the eastern suburbs, as I did, you will know that hunstman-killing is one of the 3 great sports practised during one's cultural upbringing.

The others being retrieving tennis balls from pampas grass, and climbing roofs to collect miscreant footballs. :D

No I'm afraid when it comes to hunstmen it's like the African savannah - kill or be........well annoyed. Helps to impress the chicks too! :p
 
Shell said:
Stop calling me Shellbell.. only nice people are allowed to call me that.

Nah I dont care. You refuse to acknowledge the previous games, like they didn't exist or something. Not my problem. :p
Click to expand...

:(

You can't just add on the scores from a seperate match.

It's like how Geelong played (for example) Richmond twice this year. Geelong didn't win by 227 points overall! They won by 157 and 70 points respectively in seperate games!

So if anything, the score is 1 all. But because Saturday nights pool game had something riding on it, the score is 2-0! It's a bit like 119 points! Who remembers (or cares) that Port beat us in Round 21?:D;)
 
Partridge said:
Soft hands? Stripey, if you grew up in the eastern suburbs, as I did, you will know that hunstman-killing is one of the 3 great sports practised during one's athletic upbringing.

The others being retrieving tennis balls from pampas grass, and climbing roofs to collect miscreant footballs. :D

No I'm afraid when it comes to hunstmen it's like the African savannah - kill or be........well annoyed. Helps to impress the chicks too! :p
Click to expand...
You're sending shudders of revulsion up my spine, Wilbur Smith.

(I could've provided some spectacular shots of one of my huntsmen moulting if I'd a macro enabled camera. :()

Budda 230 said:
:(

You can't just add on the scores from a seperate match.

So if anything, the score is 1 all. But because Saturday nights pool game had something riding on it, the score is 2-0! It's a bit like 119 points! Who remembers (or cares) that Port beat us in Round 21?:D;)
Click to expand...
The Marquees of Queensbury's Butler's rules, Budda: only results where both combatants are similarly inebriated are counted. I agree that it's 2-0.

Another fancy dress idea, Shell? Budda's Bitch! :D
 

Log in to remove this Banner Ad

fugsy said:
I'd rather shave my balls with a lawnmower than handle a huntsman.
Click to expand...
And I thought you'd be more sensible about this, Fugs. :(

Swathe your hand with a few sheets of toilet paper at first, until you're used to handling the spider. Huntsmen rarely bite, they're quite passive. Er...for spiders.
 
Stripey PJs said:
Crowd Controller, like Cop, begins with "C", Shell. :rolleyes:
Why don't you dress as our mutual acquaintance, Betty B? Leaving your gob hanging open all night'll at least shut you up.!
Click to expand...

Lol, I'm sorry Stripes. I know I said I wouldnt raise the topic of your profession in a negative light anymore. I just couldnt help it. I'm SURE you're one of the good ones. :)

Stripey PJs said:
A Blues Brother? C'moooooon, Boromir or Bobba Fett, you know you want toooo.
Another Betty B, Betty Boop? Being among strangers rules out Breasts and Buttocks. Playboy Bunny, boxer, brickie, bogan?
Budha Hocking, if you've a 32 jersey? As a Shanrock, I love Eliza's suggestion, you could borrow her 17.
Oh, oh...Bronwyn Bishop!!! Mmmmm. But I insist on pics!
Click to expand...

But Blues Brothers are cool. I could go around the party quoting all the good lines, like:
- "We're on a mission from god"
- "Women.. i want to buy your women.. how much for the little girl?"
- "We come here. You refuse to take our money.. I guess you're really up shit creek!"
- "Do you have this in MIss Piggy?"

And such and such.

I dont think id have the confidence to go as a play boy bunny... kinda like the outfit Reese Witherspoon wore in legally blonde hey... sexier on her i think. I also LIKE to think Im way to good looking to pass for Brownwyn tho!!! :p

Budda 230 said:
:(

You can't just add on the scores from a seperate match.

It's like how Geelong played (for example) Richmond twice this year. Geelong didn't win by 227 points overall! They won by 157 and 70 points respectively in seperate games!

So if anything, the score is 1 all. But because Saturday nights pool game had something riding on it, the score is 2-0! It's a bit like 119 points! Who remembers (or cares) that Port beat us in Round 21?
Click to expand...

Ah whatever. Im over it.

Stripey PJs said:
Another fancy dress idea, Shell? Budda's Bitch! :D
Click to expand...

I'd rather die quite frankly.

fugsy said:
I'd rather shave my balls with a lawnmower than handle a huntsman.
Click to expand...

Thanks for that info Fugs. You are our 'special' friend. :)
 
Shell said:
But Blues Brothers are cool. I could go around the party quoting all the good lines, like:
- "We're on a mission from god"
- "Women.. i want to buy your women.. how much for the little girl?"
- "We come here. You refuse to take our money.. I guess you're really up shit creek!"
- "Do you have this in MIss Piggy?"

And such and such.
Click to expand...
Ugh. *massages temples*

Well if there are two other Blues Brothers, you could always transform to "bodyguard". Spares me the lines....unless you start howling, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll alwaaaaaaaaaysss....."

And don't worry about Budda. I took a double serving of metamucil this morning, he won't last long.
 
Shell said:
But Blues Brothers are cool. I could go around the party quoting all the good lines, like:
- "We're on a mission from god"
- "Women.. i want to buy your women.. how much for the little girl?"
- "We come here. You refuse to take our money.. I guess you're really up shit creek!"
- "Do you have this in MIss Piggy?"

And such and such.
Click to expand...

What about Brother Ray (for Ray Charles in the film) Shell? All you need is dark sunglasses, a bit of face paint and aimlessly walk into things all night. Easy! :p
 

Remove this Banner Ad

Stripey PJs said:
Ugh. *massages temples*

And don't worry about Budda. I took a double serving of metamucil this morning, he won't last long.
Click to expand...

Hey The Blues Brothers is funny. Its about the only musical I am able to sit though without feeling like either vomiting or poking my eyeballs out with a sharp object. (ie, kinda like the feeling i have when i watched BOTR) ;)

LOL at your comment about Budda there :D

fugsy said:
Mum makes me wear mittens so I don't scratch myself *slaps own face*
Click to expand...

LMAO. :D

Did anyone else read that above comment in a Ralph Wiggum voice?
 

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Since I have nothing to contribute to your current conversation of Chicago since I've never seen it, I'll just say I can't believe it's raining now and yesterday it was so 'effing hot.
 
FTW_ said:
Since I have nothing to contribute to your current conversation of Chicago since I've never seen it, I'll just say I can't believe it's raining now and yesterday it was so 'effing hot.
Click to expand...

It's not raining here! But it rained yesterday! I didn't realise Gippsland's weather patterns would be so different to the North of the State!:eek:
 
FTW_ said:
Since I have nothing to contribute to your current conversation of Chicago since I've never seen it, I'll just say I can't believe it's raining now and yesterday it was so 'effing hot.
Click to expand...

And I can't believe Im only 9.. yes thats a James Kelly away from becoming a veteran.

Couldnt NOT have dont it without CC. :)

HEy FTW, you have cats. Any ideas what I should name mine, when I get it?
 
Budda 230 said:
It's not raining here! But it rained yesterday! I didn't realise Gippsland's weather patterns would be so different to the North of the State!:eek:
Click to expand...
Really? Jeez, I wish it rained yesterday here because for a class I had to walk around town and it was so hot!

Shell said:
HEy FTW, you have cats. Any ideas what I should name mine, when I get it?
Click to expand...
No idea, don't name them human names though 'cause I reckon it's a bit silly, unless it's named after someone (I'm such a hypocrite!)
My Cats are named Corey and Milly, my Dog is named Chase.
I did have three birds in QLD named She's Archie, Caliban and Whiskey Assassin. I either name my pets after race horses, greyhounds or footy players.
Maybe you should just wait and see, when you get it it might just act like a name if that makes sense.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Remove this Banner Ad

Remove this Banner Ad

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Back
Top Bottom