Private Chit Chat II

[vinum coupe]

It went like this.

I'm in the kitchen. She is near table where the mac is.

"hey look at the pc, there's a post there. It's from the guy with the sick girl"
' oh the one with gland.......'


Pick where she saw the picture

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It went like this.

I'm in the kitchen. She is near table where the mac is.

"hey look at the pc, there's a post there. It's from the guy with the sick girl"
' oh the one with gland.......'


Pick where she saw the picture

Haha

I take it your wife isn't a fan of the Reptile breed.

Mention the word spider and i'm gone.

 

[vinum coupe]

She is a kiwi mate.

+ we've had 2 or 3 tigers in our backyard.

I'm not sure how many times you've been to NZ but they have nothing.

She hates mozzies.
Completely freaks at spiders.

If I leave the bedroom window open in summer she will not sleep in the room.
If there is a huntsman I am not allowed to go to bed until it is gone.
If I was tired I'd leave it alone in our bedroom all night if I could.

And I dont kill them. So when all those legs start going nuts she freaks out

I dont like spiders either. But I'd catch huntsman with my hands if I wasnt worried a leg would snap off.

 

[Ljp86]

Snakes on a mother****ing roof!!!

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Snakes on a mother****ing roof!!!

The Austar technician got a nice surprise when he came to install the box.

He said there was quite a few in the roof, and plenty of skins that had been left as a result of shedding.

He just moved them out of the way.....an everyday occurrence apparently.

 

[Ljp86]

The Austar technician got a nice surprise when he came to install the box.

He said there was quite a few in the roof, and plenty of skins that had been left as a result of shedding.

He just moved them out of the way.....an everyday occurrence apparently.

I assume you live out in the bush or in a semi-rural place. They've probably gone up there cause it's nice and warm and beats being out in the rain outside.

I live next to a park and we've gotten a few in our backyard over the years, nothing too massive though. We even got a scorpion once which the dog thought would be a good snack until we stopped her.

 

[Tex_21]

Anyone out there in BF land want to invert a 5x5 matrix by hand for me? I really CBF at this point in time.

 

[Shell]

I live next to a park and we've gotten a few in our backyard over the years, nothing too massive though. We even got a scorpion once which the dog thought would be a good snack until we stopped her.

Rofl.

Gawd dogs are dumb- poor old Jake (BDP's dog) would eat the rubbish in the house and god knows what else.... in the end I think he ate a bee and he had to be put down.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I just quit smoking today......it could get interesting in the last quarter tomorrow night if the games close......i'm used to my 50 cigarettes during a Geelong game.
Put one out, light one up. haha

 

[Ljp86]

Oh Mr Magnum, where are you?

SUBIACO 3.3 8.4 12.5 18.5 (113)
SOUTH FREM 6.2 9.10 12.11 15.15 (105)

GOALS - SUBIACO: Broadhurst 6; Sinclair 4; Mahoney 3; Kerr 2; Waters, Wheeler, Hampson.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Murphy 3; Schloithe, Tighe, Saunders, Woods 2; Bairstow, Grima, Collica, Bewick.

BEST - SUBIACO: Parker, Bristow, Broadhurst, Davidson, Sinclair, Pocklington.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Cook, Miller, McGrath, Bairstow, Collica, Hayward.

Rofl.

Gawd dogs are dumb- poor old Jake (BDP's dog) would eat the rubbish in the house and god knows what else.... in the end I think he ate a bee and he had to be put down.

Damn, that's no good. Yeah pets can be silly sometimes, a part of nature I guess.

 

[Shell]

I just quit smoking today......it could get interesting in the last quarter tomorrow night if the games close......i'm used to my 50 cigarettes during a Geelong game.
Put one out, light one up. haha

Rofl, I guess you are back on the smokes again.


****ing Pavlich bitch.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Rofl, I guess you are back on the smokes again.


****ing Pavlich bitch.

I'm still off the smokes, but i got extremely drunk last night for the first time in a long time and definitely don't feel the need to smoke today.

3 days and counting

 

[Shell]

I'm still off the smokes, but i got extremely drunk last night for the first time in a long time and definitely don't feel the need to smoke today.

3 days and counting

Good stuff!!!!

Theres a lady at work who is trying to quit, but I dont think its going well for her.

Cant understand what you're going thru, I've never even tried a cigarette, not even once and I dont intend to.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Good stuff!!!!

Theres a lady at work who is trying to quit, but I dont think its going well for her.

Cant understand what you're going thru, I've never even tried a cigarette, not even once and I dont intend to.

It was something my daughter said to me "Dad i don't want you to die from smoking" now everytime i feel the need for a smoke, i replay that statement in my head and it disappears.

 

[Shell]

It was something my daughter said to me "Dad i don't want you to die from smoking" now everytime i feel the need for a smoke, i replay that statement in my head and it disappears.

Aw.

(Did you tell her anyone can get lung cancer, not just smokers? )

 

[Magnum27]

Oh Mr Magnum, where are you?

SUBIACO 3.3 8.4 12.5 18.5 (113)
SOUTH FREM 6.2 9.10 12.11 15.15 (105)

GOALS - SUBIACO: Broadhurst 6; Sinclair 4; Mahoney 3; Kerr 2; Waters, Wheeler, Hampson.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Murphy 3; Schloithe, Tighe, Saunders, Woods 2; Bairstow, Grima, Collica, Bewick.

BEST - SUBIACO: Parker, Bristow, Broadhurst, Davidson, Sinclair, Pocklington.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Cook, Miller, McGrath, Bairstow, Collica, Hayward.





.

Going on the scoreboard, looks like it was decent game for WAFL football, i'm surprised we were that close, not expecting much from the doggies this year-sadly

 

[Ljp86]

Going on the scoreboard, looks like it was decent game for WAFL football, i'm surprised we were that close, not expecting much from the doggies this year-sadly

Much the same for us actually, we lost a lot of players to retirement and departures at the end of last season. Surprisingly we have been pretty good to start the season, 3-0 when most expected we'd be 1-2.

 

[winty]

Oh Mr Magnum, where are you?

SUBIACO 3.3 8.4 12.5 18.5 (113)
SOUTH FREM 6.2 9.10 12.11 15.15 (105)

GOALS - SUBIACO: Broadhurst 6; Sinclair 4; Mahoney 3; Kerr 2; Waters, Wheeler, Hampson.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Murphy 3; Schloithe, Tighe, Saunders, Woods 2; Bairstow, Grima, Collica, Bewick.

BEST - SUBIACO: Parker, Bristow, Broadhurst, Davidson, Sinclair, Pocklington.
SOUTH FREMANTLE: Cook, Miller, McGrath, Bairstow, Collica, Hayward.

That Bairstow wouldn't be Mark's son would it?

 

[Ljp86]

That Bairstow wouldn't be Mark's son would it?

Yeah, that's Mark's son.

 

[vinum coupe]

Played golf again today.
Slightly sunburnt.

It's confirmed I'm shit.

I did no work.

And I'm too tired to have sex.

I am under performing in every area........need to lift

 

[Tex_21]

Can do some assignment work for me VC - give you a chance to lift?

 

[vinum coupe]

Meh. pass


I need sexual favours from a female. Sleep. Good coffee. And all will be good.
Reckon I'll get 2 out of 3.

Which is crazy really. As I could buy the 3rd.

 

[Ljp86]

........need to lift

Literally.

Which is crazy really. As I could buy the 3rd.

Or the first.

 

[Shell]

Happy birthday Fugs!

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Meh. pass


I need sexual favours from a female. Sleep. Good coffee. And all will be good.
Reckon I'll get 2 out of 3.

Which is crazy really. As I could buy the 3rd.

Half pissed originally read as "I need sexual favours from a female sheep" Until i had a decent 3 tiered butchers hook.