Chit Chat Part 2

[Tumbleweed]

Haha it was funny wasn't it. I'm glad you agree.

I couldn't give a stuff about the murals by the way, I don't live in Nar Nar Goon and never have. I only drive through it to get to the ground. So those comments don't bother me in the slightest. Personally, I think the murals are pretty gay as well.

On the hot chips subject, well i'll leave that one alone, you'd be the expert in that field wouldn't you....

I can see it now, just as you arrive to the NNG ground, half an hour before you play in the magoos you waddle over to the canteen... "excuuth me thir, can i have a bucket of chipth pleath with exthtra thauth? And altho a chippy dog too pleath with exthtra chipth. Oh and a diet coke, i'm watching my waitht....".

Your brother then asks you to rate the chips coz he's thinking of getting the same combo...."thethe chipth are thithouth goodie, jutht like the ****in thit muralth, thith ith ****ed thith joint!"

 

[Surkin]

Bahaha read the tutorial questions I have to answer this week. How do they come up with this shit?

Tutorial Two
Sexual Offences

Question One

Dagwood and Vivian have both led sheltered lives and are fascinated by the concept of sex. One day they decide to put theory into practice with the help of Dr Nude’s ‘Guide to Sex’. As neither have engaged in any sort of sexual activity before, they read the step-by-step instruction guide. Not long after they put the instruction book aside, Dagwood becomes excited and does his best to please Vivian. Vivian becomes frightened as Dagwood attempts an act of penetration. She begins to scream hysterically and Dagwood, interpreting her behaviour as what Dr Nude refers to as the ‘Big 0’, commences to have sexual intercourse. The next day Vivian tells her mother everything, insisting that she did all she could to resist Dagwood’s act of intercourse.

Discuss Dagwood’s criminal liability.

Question Two

Jane is an avid Elvis Presley fan and she meets Roger who has a rare copy of his first ever album. Roger is soon aware of Jane’s feelings for ‘The King’ and offers to give Jane the album if she will have sexual intercourse with him. Jane sees this as an offer she can’t refuse and readily agrees. They spend the night together and intercourse takes place. Roger gives Jane the record as agreed and leaves. Jane discovers to her dismay that inside the Elvis cover is a Reader’s Digest record of ‘Peter and the Wolf’. Jane alleges that Roger r*ped her.

Discuss Roger’s criminal liability.

 

[bigpapagman]

What's a chippy dog? And i don't have a lisp. And i was talking about the general store.

My brother doesn't have a lisp either. And I don't drink diet coke, or regular coke for that matter. And for all I know, you're just a fat shit who plays mini golf once a month.

 

[saint leo]

Bahaha read the tutorial questions I have to answer this week. How do they come up with this shit?

Tutorial Two
Sexual Offences

Question One

Dagwood and Vivian have both led sheltered lives and are fascinated by the concept of sex. One day they decide to put theory into practice with the help of Dr Nude’s ‘Guide to Sex’. As neither have engaged in any sort of sexual activity before, they read the step-by-step instruction guide. Not long after they put the instruction book aside, Dagwood becomes excited and does his best to please Vivian. Vivian becomes frightened as Dagwood attempts an act of penetration. She begins to scream hysterically and Dagwood, interpreting her behaviour as what Dr Nude refers to as the ‘Big 0’, commences to have sexual intercourse. The next day Vivian tells her mother everything, insisting that she did all she could to resist Dagwood’s act of intercourse.

Discuss Dagwood’s criminal liability.

Question Two

Jane is an avid Elvis Presley fan and she meets Roger who has a rare copy of his first ever album. Roger is soon aware of Jane’s feelings for ‘The King’ and offers to give Jane the album if she will have sexual intercourse with him. Jane sees this as an offer she can’t refuse and readily agrees. They spend the night together and intercourse takes place. Roger gives Jane the record as agreed and leaves. Jane discovers to her dismay that inside the Elvis cover is a Reader’s Digest record of ‘Peter and the Wolf’. Jane alleges that Roger r*ped her.

Discuss Roger’s criminal liability.

Simple answer, chicks love **** but dont like to admit it the next day. Vivian should watch blue lagoon, its natural. Jane is dumb and clearly has had a lot of **** so rape wont stand up in court.

 

[Surkin]

Haha thanks for your help leo, I am sure the stupid feminist tutor I have will be really impressed with those responses.

 

[saint leo]

Any time, at least they are more interesting case studies than the accounting or marketing ones I did. Rooting chicks and how to deceive them into having sex is much more interesting.

 

[bigpapagman]

What is it you do to earn money exactly, rabby?

 

[saint leo]

Accountant to the stars mate.

 

[bigpapagman]

To the stars, or other people from Nyora?

 

[Tumbleweed]

what's a chippy dog? And i don't have a lisp. And i was talking about the general store.

My brother doesn't have a lisp either. And i don't drink diet coke, or regular coke for that matter. And for all i know, you're just a fat shit who plays mini golf once a month.

aaaahhhhaaaaaahaaaaa

 

[saint leo]

To the stars, or other people from Nyora?

Same thing isnt it?

Nah work in camberwell, a few famous clients but no one cool.

 

[Pluggeroo]

Bahaha read the tutorial questions I have to answer this week. How do they come up with this shit?

Tutorial Two
Sexual Offences

Question One

Dagwood and Vivian have both led sheltered lives and are fascinated by the concept of sex. One day they decide to put theory into practice with the help of Dr Nude’s ‘Guide to Sex’. As neither have engaged in any sort of sexual activity before, they read the step-by-step instruction guide. Not long after they put the instruction book aside, Dagwood becomes excited and does his best to please Vivian. Vivian becomes frightened as Dagwood attempts an act of penetration. She begins to scream hysterically and Dagwood, interpreting her behaviour as what Dr Nude refers to as the ‘Big 0’, commences to have sexual intercourse. The next day Vivian tells her mother everything, insisting that she did all she could to resist Dagwood’s act of intercourse.

Discuss Dagwood’s criminal liability.

Question Two

Jane is an avid Elvis Presley fan and she meets Roger who has a rare copy of his first ever album. Roger is soon aware of Jane’s feelings for ‘The King’ and offers to give Jane the album if she will have sexual intercourse with him. Jane sees this as an offer she can’t refuse and readily agrees. They spend the night together and intercourse takes place. Roger gives Jane the record as agreed and leaves. Jane discovers to her dismay that inside the Elvis cover is a Reader’s Digest record of ‘Peter and the Wolf’. Jane alleges that Roger r*ped her.

Discuss Roger’s criminal liability.

Simple answer, chicks love **** but dont like to admit it the next day. Vivian should watch blue lagoon, its natural. Jane is dumb and clearly has had a lot of **** so rape wont stand up in court.

Haha thanks for your help leo, I am sure the stupid feminist tutor I have will be really impressed with those responses.

Any time, at least they are more interesting case studies than the accounting or marketing ones I did. Rooting chicks and how to deceive them into having sex is much more interesting.

I laughed. Dunno what the other mods will think. But I laughed.

 

[Nugget1985]

Got to love the name Dagwood...that bloke wont be a criminal

I should PM Big Bad Mal to get the odds of him becoming a Serial Killer??

 

[Surkin]

Okay time to look for a new place to live. Been living at Highett (Moorabin, Cheltenham, Sandringham area) for the last six months but it is a bit too far away from everything though and is really a bit of a ghost town / shit hole. Looking to move into inner suburbs such as Windsor, St Kilda, Prahran. Anyone lived in these areas or any other nice inner city suburbs and have recommendations?

 

[saint leo]

Dont like the edgy mate?

Surely you would go to chapel st area, Q bar and revs, what more do ya need.

 

[Tumbleweed]

Bigpapa wouldn't have a clue but i'm sure he'll give you his opinion on it Surkin...

 

[bigpapagman]

Um. I lived in Cheltenham until I was 13.

 

[Tumbleweed]

bet ya did....

 

[Surkin]

Dont like the edgy mate?

Surely you would go to chapel st area, Q bar and revs, what more do ya need.

Honestly haven't been to Beauy or Edgy since I have lived there. I am too old at 21. Wednesday nights used to go off there back in year 12 though until it got raided by the cops one night and everyone lost their fake IDs.

Somewhere not far off Chapel St would be ideal. Probably Windsor is my preference. Have been having a bit of a look and it will be similar prices to what we are paying and if we get someone else to move in too it will be cheaper.

 

[Surkin]

Um. I lived in Cheltenham until I was 13.

Did you ever get rolled by the Highett Homies?

 

[bigpapagman]

lived 5 coolac st. then moved around the corner to silver st.

went to our lady of assumption primary school on centre dandenong rd.

 

[bigpapagman]

Did you ever get rolled by the Highett Homies?

No. I only ever went to Highett to go to Waves or play cricket.

 

[Tumbleweed]

lived 5 coolac st. then moved around the corner to silver st.

went to our lady of assumption primary school on centre dandenong rd.

Anyone can read the melways bigpapa.....even you by the looks.

 

[goodie]

Waves was so awesome.

 

[Surkin]

I live down the same street as Waves, have never been there though.