Chit Chat

[bigpapagman]

3.5 star now nick.

RACV dumped half a star off it.

 

[Budda 230]

He drank a full schooner (sp?) of his own piss.

Did he chug it? Gees, that is very ordinary form.

There was a hypothical brought up once between my group of mates of "what would you rather, a shot of piss or a tea spoon of cum?". Well I'm guessin' your mate would go the shot....(and some more obviously).

 

[bigpapagman]

at least piss is sterile.

 

[Shell]

Did he chug it? Gees, that is very ordinary form.

There was a hypothical brought up once between my group of mates of "what would you rather, a shot of piss or a tea spoon of cum?". Well I'm guessin' your mate would go the shot....(and some more obviously).

You guys are real intellectuals aren't you?

Can't you drink your own urine, if you were in an emergency situation? Like lost in the wilderness.. (Gippsland perhaps).. or is that just an old wives tale?

 

[bigpapagman]

nah you can, just not too much of it.

mainly to keep you alive.

 

[Axe Man]

Did he chug it? Gees, that is very ordinary form.

There was a hypothical brought up once between my group of mates of "what would you rather, a shot of piss or a tea spoon of cum?". Well I'm guessin' your mate would go the shot....(and some more obviously).

Was that a Phil Grant hypothetical? He has some real beauties. All very sick.

I've also heard of some bloke that eats toilet lollies (from a urinal). Tasty.

 

[bigpapagman]

Was that a Phil Grant hypothetical? He has some real beauties. All very sick.

I've also heard of some bloke that eats toilet lollies (from a urinal). Tasty.

shut up axe man. lets not go into it.

 

[Axe Man]

Also just remembered some girls that I know who were actually drinking their own piss as some type of diet. They refreigerated it first if that makes it any better?

 

[bigpapagman]

2girls1cup Board.

 

[Shell]

Speaking of survival tips.. what about eating another human, like they did in "Alive'?

I think I could do that.. If I really had to..

 

[bigpapagman]

I would have no worries whatsoever.

 

[Shell]

Who would you kill off first then?

For me.. there'd be a few from the Geelong board I wouldnt mind losing.

Someone like Eliiza wouldn't be worth it.. hardly any meat on her. You be hungry again in a few hours!!

 

[bigpapagman]

Someone like Lance Whitnall would be good.

Perfect combo of muscle & fat......

 

[Budda 230]

Was that a Phil Grant hypothetical? He has some real beauties. All very sick.

I've also heard of some bloke that eats toilet lollies (from a urinal). Tasty.

It wasn't an original Phil Grant hypothical although I did ask Davo, Tomo and Phil for their opinions on the issue.

 

[Budda 230]

Speaking of survival tips.. what about eating another human, like they did in "Alive'?

I think I could do that.. If I really had to..

I think you would almost eat another human if they knocked your pool cue mid shot.....

I would really struggle to eat a human, especially if I knew them. I would have to be almost dead!

I agree, Eliza, Jess and yourself wouldn't be worth eating.

 

[bigpapagman]

neither would you with your skinny/white girl arms.

 

[Budda 230]

neither would you with your skinny/white girl arms.

But I thought I had muscley arms....

 

[bigpapagman]

don't patronise me.....

 

[goal sneak]

A pencil up your peehole or a baseball bat up your arse?

 

[Budda 230]

A pencil up your peehole or a baseball bat up your arse?

The baseball bat easily.....

pencil = potentially the most painful thing I can think of!

 

[Shell]

I think you would almost eat another human if they knocked your pool cue mid shot......

As if I'd kill/eat a human over a game of pool. I'd probably just shove the pool cue up your ass is all.

I would really struggle to eat a human, especially if I knew them. I would have to be almost dead!.

Ah, you're being over dramatic. We probably just taste like chicken.

I agree, Eliza, Jess and yourself wouldn't be worth eating.

... not even gonna go near that one.

 

[Budda 230]

... not even gonna go near that one.

It took me a while, but I get it now!!!!!

 

[Shell]

It took me a while, but I get it now!!!!!

And you're not wrong about the baseball bat either, btw.

 

[goal sneak]

The baseball bat easily.....

pencil = potentially the most painful thing I can think of!

Are you kidding. A pencil has more chance of fitting up a peehole than a baseball bat up your arse no matter how much lube you use.

 

[Shell]

A wooden bat or an aluminium bat?

They both sound horribly painful to me...