Chocowatch..........

[Toots Hibbert]

Well at least one can congratulate you on maintaining the quality of the comments in your posts.















Still bloody abysmal.

 

[Sekaj]

Lets see what the BF public think........

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=598403

Not looking good for the Hoff. Stuck on 6 votes (mostly from Bay13 Power regulars) while Tippett is pushing 50.

 

[subaru]

Still no sigNature on that dotted line. Appears to be some sort of sticking point reported on the news tonight regarding Choco taking advice on how to "talk to his players"?Did I hear that right ?


Sill waiting for the black or white smoke out the chimney at Alberton.

 

[Bert1]

 

[icrow32]

Still no sigNature on that dotted line. Appears to be some sort of sticking point reported on the news tonight regarding Choco taking advice on how to "talk to his players"?Did I hear that right ?


Sill waiting for the black or white smoke out the chimney at Alberton.

D_umb will still post some rediculous stats claiming that Westhoff is better than Tippet. Westhoff is only in the team because no Port Players will actually kick to Tredders.

 

[Sekaj]

Still no sigNature on that dotted line. Appears to be some sort of sticking point reported on the news tonight regarding Choco taking advice on how to "talk to his players"?Did I hear that right ?

Sill waiting for the black or white smoke out the chimney at Alberton.

Choco is only just starting to cotton on to the fact that the board deliberately offered him a shit contract hoping he would quit voluntarily.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Still no sigNature on that dotted line. Appears to be some sort of sticking point reported on the news tonight regarding Choco taking advice on how to "talk to his players"?Did I hear that right ?


Sill waiting for the black or white smoke out the chimney at Alberton.

Ah yes, organisations that go way back tend to develop these sorts of traditions.

 

[D_One]

Still no sigNature on that dotted line. Appears to be some sort of sticking point reported on the news tonight regarding Choco taking advice on how to "talk to his players"?Did I hear that right ?


Sill waiting for the black or white smoke out the chimney at Alberton.

D_umb will still post some rediculous stats claiming that Westhoff is better than Tippet. Westhoff is only in the team because no Port Players will actually kick to Tredders.

I think Choco is waiting for Westhoff to sign on. He is too scared he is could end up coaching with nothing more than a bum like Tippett.

But that’s because the stats show that Westhoff is much more dominant than future Gold Coast player Tippett.

 

[Geoffa32]

Show us where Westhoff has kicked five plus goals in a game?

He is afterall only a forward and cant do anything else. He cant play midfield nor back. He cant play in any running position as he falls when he runs and turns.

 

[xamol]

Hows that poll going??

 

[Sekaj]

Hows that poll going??

Not so good for Westhoff. Trailing 12 to 80 now.

Apparently most football followers are fools for not believing Westhoff is the superior forward despite Tippett having kicked bags of 5 and 7 this season and Westhoff only having a career high of 4. Even Taylor Walker's kicked more than that this season.

Also Tippett is averaging more contested marks, contested possessions and clearances than Justin Westhoff, not to mention having a higher supercoach average score.

 

[D_One]

Show us where Westhoff has kicked five plus goals in a game?

He is afterall only a forward and cant do anything else. He cant play midfield nor back. He cant play in any running position as he falls when he runs and turns.

Show me where Tippett has kicked 4 or more goals in a game five times.

His seven goal haul against an Essendon with no key defenders makes his inferior goal average look even more pathetic.

And looking at Westhoff’s “% of effective hitouts” stats maybe Choco should play him in the ruck more often.

Then again when you have Brogan and Lade on your list there is no need for that.

 

[noddy]

Show me where Tippett has kicked 4 or more goals in a game five times.

His seven goal haul against an Essendon with no key defenders makes his inferior goal average look even more pathetic.

And looking at Westhoff’s “% of effective hitouts” stats maybe Choco should play him in the ruck more often.

Then again when you have Brogan and Lade on your list there is no need for that.

You must be in a real bad way when you don't realize that you are the reason of so much amusement to so many in this place of drivel.

 

[Geoffa32]

Show me where Tippett has kicked 4 or more goals in a game five times.

His seven goal haul against an Essendon with no key defenders makes his inferior goal average look even more pathetic.

And looking at Westhoff’s “% of effective hitouts” stats maybe Choco should play him in the ruck more often.

Then again when you have Brogan and Lade on your list there is no need for that.

Four hitouts in six games. Kind of makes his effective hitouts stat redundant. But hey a stat is a stat isn't it.

http://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/...d1=1788&tid2=2&pid2=1750&type=T&fid1=S&fid2=S

 

[Toots Hibbert]

You must be in a real bad way when you don't realize that you are the reason of so much amusement to so many in this place of drivel.

What I notice is that when D_One starts firing his Colt 45's into the ground at the Crowies' feet you lot all start dancing.

 

[noddy]

What I notice is that when D_One starts firing his Colt 45's into the ground at the Crowies' feet you lot all start dancing.

He/She fires blanks

 

[footy4ever]

What I notice is that when D_One starts firing his pea-shooters into the ground at the Crowies' feet you lot all start laughing.

Surely this is what you meant to say.

 

[El_Scorcho]

He/She fires blanks

But he's trained you all to dance when he fires anyway.

His ability to whip you all into a frenzy is quite hilarious.

 

[noddy]

But he's trained you all to dance when he fires anyway.

His ability to whip you all into a frenzy is quite hilarious.

Whip, frenzy, dance & trained

Now i wonder what kind of activities you would get up to if i put those four words into a group thingy

You naughty TP you

 

[icrow32]

I think Choco is waiting for Westhoff to sign on. He is too scared he is could end up coaching with nothing more than a bum like Tippett.

But that’s because the stats show that Westhoff is much more dominant than future Gold Coast player Tippett.

So where are the hitouts and contested marks stat D_umb, do you remember what I was saying about biased stats?

This proves my point. Your stat credibility is worthless if you are going to omitt some to prove your rediculous point. Basically you are a liar.

 

[D_One]

So where are the hitouts and contested marks stat D_umb, do you remember what I was saying about biased stats?

This proves my point. Your stat credibility is worthless if you are going to omitt some to prove your rediculous point. Basically you are a liar.

But the stats I have posted are valid. They show that as a forward Westhoff is averaging more goals/game than future Gold Coast forward Kurt Tippett … and if not for his 7 goal haul against Essendon, who had no key defenders Tippett would be more ordinary than he already is. All the other stats simply confirm that Westhoff is by far the more effective forward.

I know it upsets you that your perceptions are in fact WRONG, but that’s life.

But as you seem adamant to attack my football knowledge, why not deliver us some of your insightful acumen, and try to do it without a whimper, sob or snivel, icry32. I’ll even help you out.

If Tippett is a better player than Westhoff, why? Deliver us your discerning expertise, there oh wise one.

 

[xamol]

But the stats I have posted are valid. They show that as a forward Westhoff is averaging more goals/game than future Gold Coast forward Kurt Tippett … and if not for his 7 goal haul against Essendon, who had no key defenders Tippett would be more ordinary than he already is. All the other stats simply confirm that Westhoff is by far the more effective forward.

I know it upsets you that your perceptions are in fact WRONG, but that’s life.

But as you seem adamant to attack my football knowledge, why not deliver us some of your insightful acumen, and try to do it without a whimper, sob or snivel, icry32. I’ll even help you out.

If Tippett is a better player than Westhoff, why? Deliver us your discerning expertise, there oh wise one.

Why dont you go and tell everyone that voted for Tippet in the poll they are wrong.
I'm sure they will believe you.

 

[icrow32]

But the stats I have posted are valid. They show that as a forward Westhoff is averaging more goals/game than future Gold Coast forward Kurt Tippett … and if not for his 7 goal haul against Essendon, who had no key defenders Tippett would be more ordinary than he already is. All the other stats simply confirm that Westhoff is by far the more effective forward.

I know it upsets you that your perceptions are in fact WRONG, but that’s life.

But as you seem adamant to attack my football knowledge, why not deliver us some of your insightful acumen, and try to do it without a whimper, sob or snivel, icry32. I’ll even help you out.

If Tippett is a better player than Westhoff, why? Deliver us your discerning expertise, there oh wise one.

And Tippet is a more effective Ruckman that Westhoff. You have left key stats out so we can not see the full picture, just the one that you want to paint.

 

[D_One]

And Tippet is a more effective Ruckman that Westhoff. You have left key stats out so we can not see the full picture, just the one that you want to paint.

Wow I give you a chance to show the world your extensive football knowledge and that is the best you can do. Westhoff does not ruck for us, Brogan and Lade do. Tippett is only used sparingly in the ruck these days, and is now playing nearly exclusively as a forward. He did not contest one centre bounce on the weekend and only contested a few in the forward lines where he lost the majority.

Tippett was tried in the ruck and wasn’t quite a ruckman. Now he is being tried as a forward. He has had two good games. One against Essendon when they had no key defenders and one against the tanking Tigers, where he was auditioning for his Gold Coast contract.

But thank you for dazzling us with your football knowledge … but unfortunately I’ve had soufflés with more substance.

 

[subaru]

This is simply ridiculous, D_One.

Firstly , no-one is clamouring for "head on a stick" Westhoff...no talk of him being hunted for the GC .. ....no-one else wants him....keep him.

Secondly, no-one is clamouring for your coach either. No meetings with any other clubs....no club coming out and actively pursuing him as they are Buckley..no-one wants him ...you can keep him too.

Thirdly, haven't seen any articles that clubs are after your player you claim is better than McLeod...that would be Thurstans....no-one wants him ...you can also lock him into some bullshit 5 year contract if you reckon he's that crash hot.

Fourthly, you call McLeod a crap player....say no more......ya know nothin' !!!!!

And you wonder why your club is a laughing stock.

Now, I imagine you as a pasty faced ranga sitting behind a keyboard, picking at the acne on your back, constantly adjusting your coke bottle glasses feverishly opening and closing stat tabs and cutting and pasting like a man (ahem) possessed.....I can bear this image in my head no longer. Your stats are crap, you repeat things over and over thinking you are funny...newsflash ...you ain't...and despite everyone telling you to **** off to the stats board you hang around here like a bad smell boring everyone to death. See ya, you big tool.