Chris Judd............

[thecoastingcoaster]

I'm not looking for stats on how many times Carlton supporters have flogged thenselves stupid since the trade - it was actually a serous question - preferably answered by a west coast supporter.

Thanks for the suggestion though

Carlton fans have been getting extremely defensive about their saviour recently.

It never gets old reeling in simpleton Carlton fans.

 

[abs_of_STEELE]

Carlton fans have been getting extremely defensive about their saviour recently.

It never gets old reeling in simpleton Carlton fans.

They're just upset because Maxwell beat Duddy Juddy in a "Who is better captain material" poll on their own board, then decided to change the votes to make it 7,851,247 to Dudd and 0 to Maxy. They are very defensive of the West Coast champion/Carlton Dudd.

 

[Blue_Boy43]

Seriously do some of you people know what you are saying.
Trades very rarely turn out even, but as a Blues fan i feel Carlton got what it needed & also WCE got some youngsters to help rebuild so it was a good deal for both, but we cant judge until the careers of all players are over to decide who got the better & in all honesty who really cares.
Its been & gone and time to move on and stop knocking all the players at each others clubs and lets just talk about the games itself and yes im glad cousins was given a 2nd chance(its now up to him)...

 

[bzparkes]

umm when the last time people have had proof a player from the hawks were on drugs???

It was early this year wasn't it? I believe channel 7 published the news but the club sought a court injunction and succeeded, so there definitely was proof...

 

[Schache It Off]

your the biggest loser in town mate

umm when the last time people have had proof a player from the hawks were on drugs???

whens the last time people have had proof a player from the west coke eagles were on drugs.... hmm lost count havent you

until buddy gets phisiclly caught with any kind of drug on him or in him

SHUT THE **** UP YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry mods but i really am sick of it)

This deserves to be on Failblog.

 

[bzparkes]

Seriously do some of you people know what you are saying.
Trades very rarely turn out even, but as a Blues fan i feel Carlton got what it needed & also WCE got some youngsters to help rebuild so it was a good deal for both, but we cant judge until the careers of all players are over to decide who got the better & in all honesty who really cares.
Its been & gone and time to move on and stop knocking all the players at each others clubs and lets just talk about the games itself and yes im glad cousins was given a 2nd chance(its now up to him)...

Umm, this is Bay 13....

 

[Mentallo]

your the biggest loser in town mate

umm when the last time people have had proof a player from the hawks were on drugs???

whens the last time people have had proof a player from the west coke eagles were on drugs.... hmm lost count havent you

until buddy gets phisiclly caught with any kind of drug on him or in him

SHUT THE **** UP YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry mods but i really am sick of it)

Tissue?

 

[BLUE BLEEDING]

lol.
get a life.

 

[Forrest Gimp]

your the biggest loser in town mate

umm when the last time people have had proof a player from the hawks were on drugs???

whens the last time people have had proof a player from the west coke eagles were on drugs.... hmm lost count havent you

until buddy gets phisiclly caught with any kind of drug on him or in him

SHUT THE **** UP YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry mods but i really am sick of it)

Woah... calm down, relax, take a deep breath and you'll feel much better. You don't need to get so worked up, this is bay 13 after all. Just think of all the ammo you have as a club against Carlton (this is akin to shooting fish in a barrel - with an RPG), and use it wisely. Getting riled up like that is exactly what they want. It's what I would.

edit: I just noticed that nothing was even mentioned about drugs. Your on one buddy. Also, the fact that you defended the Hawks and Eagles against non-existent accusations, whilst referring to us as the West "Coke" Eagles was pretty funny.

 

[yardenlavy]

^^^^^

no i was saying west coke eagles players have been caught recently

and i cant remeber the last time a hawthorn player has??

 

[Gibbs2CrowsYarran2AA]

^^^^^

no i was saying west coke eagles players have been caught recently

and i cant remeber the last time a hawthorn player has??

I know something about some players from a ivanhoe doctors but channel 7 cant tell the story. PM me and I will give u the names.

 

[hawkstars]

I know something about some players from a ivanhoe doctors but channel 7 cant tell the story. PM me and I will give u the names.

Good idea. Pm me and I will let you know of the carltank ones too.

 

[blue gunslinger]

your the biggest loser in town mate

umm when the last time people have had proof a player from the hawks were on drugs???

whens the last time people have had proof a player from the west coke eagles were on drugs.... hmm lost count havent you

until buddy gets phisiclly caught with any kind of drug on him or in him

SHUT THE **** UP YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry mods but i really am sick of it)

Of course official Fed Police surveillance tapes do not count if you play for West Coast and are on the phone talking to a drug dealer about how smashed you were. You can claim to be like a Pie and say it was not you on the phone as you were asleep in the back seat. Buddy has never been caught with anything- hence the innuendo!

 

[THE_GUN]

who took out the injunction............???
why would a club that has nothing to worry about do that.

where theres smoke theres fire.

 

[blue gunslinger]

I think that was Arden Street

 

[Azzurri Blues]

crap thread the only time i giggled was when i smelt my own fart... it was a ripper...

 

[JustKreuzin]

Chris Judd was going to be a saviour to the demoralised Carlton faithful, who were getting use to being belted every week. Every club would of wanted a player like him at his peak. Being a man of his talent money was always going to be a issue for every club. But of course not Carlton. With Carlton having Dick Pratt's Visy dollars, money was never an object.

With Chris Judd at the Blues the fans could dare to dream again. He was to bring Carlton into the finals and Premiership glory was going to be a given in the preceding years.

After trade week you couldn’t wipe the smirk from Carlton fans ugly mugs, they thought their mob had bent West Coast over, applied lubricant and given them a jolly good rogering. Unfortunately for Carlton reality set in, Chris Judd was a poor man's Chris Judd , a completely different player, not the player we knew.

Here I’ve got phone conversation transcripts to give you an insight into Carlton's Chris Judd, off the football field.

Rebecca Twigley:

Hey Chris.
Do you want to come over to my “Buddy” Franklin’s house and have some coke n’ ice?

Chris Judd:

No thanks Rebecca. I’m not a cool drink fan.

Rebecca Twigley:

Umm….actually, it’s not really….never mind.



Sticks Kernahan:

Hi Chris, Sticks here.

I know that it’s stipulated in your contract that you must receive a Carlton Best & Fairest every year on your contract, but I’m not convinced we can get away with it. What if you go down with a major injury?

Chris Judd:

No ones going to know. Even if I miss half the year no one else is worthy of the Best & Fairest at Carlton.

Sticks Kernahan:

Yeah, you’re right Chris…people are stupid...HA HA HA HA HA

Chris Judd:

*under his breath* I’m speaking to one.



Daniel Kerr:

Hey Juddy, Kerry here.

I’ve just got back from the Pharmacist with a fresh batch off prescriptions which I forged again. I’ve also got plenty of my usual horse chaff. Are you interested in any of these to ease the pain on your injured groin? I’m coming over to Melbourne tomorrow.

Chris Judd:

Nah mate.

I’m captain of the All Australian team. You wouldn’t receive that honour if you weren’t going at all cylinders.

Daniel Kerr:

*sarcastically*Yeah, of course you wouldn’t.



Judd’s Best Friend:

Hey Chris.

I have to get something off my chest.

I’m really disappointed in you mate. To be playing for such an immoral club, it disgusts me that you went to a club like this just for the money.

Chris Judd:

Half way through the 2007 season Visy came over to my house and piled a dump truck of money on my lawn….I’m not made of stone.

Judd’s Best Friend:

True.

But doesn’t it disturb you that they are cheating the salary cap with that ‘Visy Environmental Ambassador’ bullshit? Or Carlton using Visy’s money to purchase all of these other players, with Carlton paying them with money mostly outside the salary cap?

You and I know Carlton are going to be done for cheating the salary cap soon.

Chris Judd:

It’s all right mate.........I’ve already won a premiership..He He He.




Carlton Doctor:

Hey Chris, Doc here.

I’ve been reviewing you X rays and unfortunately it’s not good news....you’re groin is unrepairable.

You can still play football the way it is, but you will never get back to full capacity.


Chris Judd:

Ohhhhh.
Well I kind of expected to hear that.

Would you mind not telling the coaching staff, players and media about this? If I tell everyone I’m at full fitness I doubt anyone would tell the difference.

Heck, Carlton fans were convinced I was fully fit.


Carlton Doctor:

Sure thing, no one else needs to know.



Brendan Fevola:

Juddy, Fev here.

I’m having a piss up at my place tonight it’s a BYOD party.


Chris Judd:

BYOD?


Bredan Fevola:

Bring Your Own Dildo.


Chris Judd:

I can’t come to your party Fev. I don’t drink during the preseason. If we are to win a premiership this type of bullshit has to stop.

When I was at West Coast, other then a few, we where a professional club that strived on working harder then the opposition each week. That started by putting in a good preseason, having party’s like this during this period will **** you up when it comes to the hard running, which will effect your fitness base that you will be need to run out games against teams like the Geelong and the Hawks.


Brendan Fevola:

Uhhhhh.

You only had say no.

Still not over loosing Juddy I see.
Look at the size of this, what a waste of your life.
Then again i guess you have nothing better to do.

 

[thecoastingcoaster]

Look at the size of this, what a waste of your life.

Meh. It took 10 minutes.

Then again i guess you have nothing better to do.

Pffftt.

Like you know what I do with my life.

 

[Gibbs2CrowsYarran2AA]

Good idea. Pm me and I will let you know of the carltank ones too.

Ok but I think your making it up about us and its Carlton. Besides U tanked as well ROFL.