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Bump.

How good is Masten? We know he's a lock for our 18 each week, but does he get the plaudits he deserves?

Imo he's been a significant reason for our form this season.

Break down ' chris masten is a significant reason for west coast's form this year ' for me if you don't mind?
 
Masten is still shite. The less we see of him the better. Coughs up the ball, no strength in the contest and constantly picks out the wrong target. Not to mention the weekly 2/3 HTB calls on masto as he trys to waddle out of a tackle.
Oh, **** me.
 

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I've gone from a Masto lover to "hes absolutely cooked, trade him" over the last year or so.

Sitting high up behind the goals at the stadium this year has firmly put me back into the Masto lover camp. If u watch the game plan and movement off the ball, he is absolutely essential in providing an outlet out of defence. He and Gaff just run and run to provide options when the defenders have nowhere to go. Is no coincidence that the game he missed was one of the few when we were run over in the last.
 
Ainsworth the preseason bolter will replace Masten who got the lifeline as Ainsworth got injured just before Round 1. Masten didnt play a preseason game because Eagles thought Ainsworth would come in.

Go Ainsworth.

Just a reminder of this. I dont have a short memory.

https://thewest.com.au/sport/west-c...sh-selection-case-at-west-coast-ng-b88760323z
Then the tough little bugger got injured.

That's just an article from a radio interview Yeo did after one pre season game?

Also, they play different roles completely.
 
Mastens actually pretty important to us right now.we dont have many Good runners.
Im hoping we draft or trade in a couple more elite long distance runners to take over from him eventually and gaff

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SAweagle has it covered pretty well. Haha Pedals naww
What the **** did you just ****ing say to me, you little b*tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*cking dead, kiddo.
 
What the **** did you just ******* say to me, you little b*tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*cking dead, kiddo.
This never gets old.
 
Masten is the ultimate whipping boy for a number of reasons but credit where credit is due. This year, he is holding his spot on merit and is important to the gameplan. Even better, was seen getting rugged in the packs against collingwood.
 
Too much Call of Duty Pedals. I was in Baghdad before you were in Dads bags.

I’ve been around the world twice, talked to everyone once
Seen two whales ****, been to two pigmy picnics and met a man from marble head with a wooden ****. Been to three world fairs,

tow sheep shears, and a pig ****, drank everything from rum to cum. Seen a goat rope, two worms arm wrestle, and watched a monkey try to **** a football, seen a six pearl petered pino from diego garcia and watched the water burn on the Persian Gulf,

I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher in town, cause I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m an American Naval UDT Diver, thats a rootin, tootin, lootin, shootin, parachutin, double cap crippping, scuba diving, Ka-bar carrying, Rolex wearing Frogman!

Thre’s no sky too high, no sea too deap, no muff too tuff, we dive at five and thats no jive, thats eat, ****, suck, nibble, bite, chew, hog style, dog style, any kinda style,

wine, dine, intertwine, ejaculate, masturbate, copulate, ream, steam and dry clean,

And I can drive anything the Navy has to offer, them 2bys 4bys 6bys and them big ass mother****ers that bend in the middle and go shooo shooo when you step on the brakes,

Now lady if you dont like my face you can **** it, birds do it and fly from it, bees do it and die from it, dogs do it and stick to it,

So here’s to it, and from it, and to it again, and if dont do it to it when you get to it, you won’t do it to it when you get to it again,

So up the old red rooster, just like she use to whip it to her, smack her on the ass, send her on her way and never mind her skinny ass legs! Cheers Boys!
 
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#### Yeah bring on Tim Kelly so Masten can play at East Perth all next year or maybe even be traded to GC or Carlton.
 
He's still soft, he's still shit. Hugely uncontested game that, Tim Kelly would be a huge upgrade on him

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Our whole thing is uncontested marks with short kicks to maintain possession, gut running to make space, and slow the game down.

Masten is made for it.
 
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Has been very good today. Anybody calling for him to be dropped this week should be banned for being genuine trolls or morons.

Yep, yet another excellent game from Masto. He is really putting together a very good season. Kudos!
 
LOL at Ainsworth playing Mastens role.
Kid has a good tank for a young inside mid but he would have been the new whipping boy if he was given a wing role. His decision making and kicking is much worse. Mastens kicking in space is quite good and even if he doesn't hit a target he usually puts it into the advantage of our player.

Good teams have role players to complement our stars. For us, we have Cripps complementing the class or JK, Lecca, Riolie and JD. In the midfield, we have Hutch and Masto complementing the like of Gaff, Yeo and Boots. In defence Shep has that role.
 

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