Roast Chris Tarrant is a Prick

[estibador]

I like you when you drink Moo.

 

[JunglistPosse]

Chris Tarrant (Prickius Maximus): A native creature of Australiasia that resides primarily in the cooler climates. Has been known to migrate west to nest and feed. Renowned for leaving faecal matter in it's nest before departing for another home. Loves to preen itself, and it's long tongue is apt at not only at sucking sap from trees, but at self servicing. Not known as a loyal creature and is the genisis of the saying "ruffling a few feathers". Despite this mercenary genetic trait, is admired by one toothed ferals and reprobates that live in the jungles of SE Australia.

 

[Nickos66]

How many times do i have to explain.I am female,i dont have any balls that can drop..I have all my teeth and im not feral.

A/S/L?

 

[JunglistPosse]

Bump..Hope you enjoy the GF Taz.

 

[Righteo]

For another thread but I hope Mitch Clark is another avid viewer on Saturday.

 

[clogged]

Retired with zero premierships. Nothing more fitting.

 

[UFO Tatsu]

easy guys, can we do these sort of bumps AFTER the gf

 

[estibador]

For another thread but I hope Mitch Clark is another avid viewer on Saturday.

Even if he came to us he'd probably be watching from the rehab room anyway.

 

[middletonlane]

LOL worked out well eh ****s?

 

[Nothing]

LOL worked out well eh ****s?

Go **** yourself, you tanking ********.

 

[mightymouse75]

Whoops, early bump.
Bump in 365 days from now.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I remember being so apprehensive when we drafted him. I was but about 12 years old and already saying I didn't believe the hype and he was here for a pay check.

They breed us well down at South Terrace!

 

[Freomaniac]

LOL worked out well eh ****s?

Well I hope your happy paying $750,000 a year for him to sit on the medical room.

 

[mike91]

Well I hope your happy paying $750,000 a year for him to sit on the medical room.

What's up with the Brad Hill love?

 

[Freomaniac]

What's up with the Brad Hill love?

Had a Bet with the Hawks fan. Ironic thing was he was that I goaded that person into making a purple ****s thread.

I was willing to put my sig and Avatar on the line provided that if the hawks win, it has to be Brad Hill. I keep this sig until round 1, 2014.

 

[Nickos66]

Well... That was pretty stupid! You've gotta keep that for 6 months?

 

[Freomaniac]

Well... That was pretty stupid! You've gotta keep that for 6 months?

yeah. I was that confident we were going to win. Id take this than a Permaban though.

 

[Nickos66]

yeah. I was that confident we were going to win. Id take this than a Permaban though.

I honestly don't think I can stare at that signature all pre-season.. Either the mods will need to take matters into their own hands or you might be blocked.

 

[getgaff]

Would Tarrant have been better than Dawson yesterday?

 

[Nickos66]

To answer diplomatically.

Tarrant retired last year, so it's largely irrelevant.

 

[Freomaniac]

Would Tarrant have been better than Dawson yesterday?

Good question.... He would of been 33/34.

Well he held buddy franklin well in the 2011 prelim. Im certain we would of held down gunston.