Chris Tarrant tributes

[Proud Bogan]

Got hit by the karma bus.

Good!!

 

[E Shed]

He obviously got Fremantled.

I guess you don't really understand subtlety but I'll try anyway, see we were reversing the old chestnut about players being Fremantled by suggesting the opposite happened when he left, we didn't actually say it, it was implied and therein lies the subtlety in the humour. So just repeating the original 10 year old joke we were sending up is neither subtle or funny, get it?

I suppose this is where you say Lol, OMG Fremantle have never won a premiership and post the picture of the empty trophy cabinet or say cool story bro or something.

 

[Plugger35]

I salute him.

Took the fail from Fremantle back to Collingwood to ruin their premiership dynasty.

If only he didn't go back there a year earlier.

 

[Temploar]

I guess you don't really understand subtlety but I'll try anyway, see we were reversing the old chestnut about players being Fremantled by suggesting the opposite happened when he left, we didn't actually say it, it was implied and therein lies the subtlety in the humour. So just repeating the original 10 year old joke we were sending up is neither subtle or funny, get it?

I suppose this is where you say Lol, OMG Fremantle have never won a premiership and post the picture of the empty trophy cabinet or say cool story bro or something.

Is it still funny if i do?
Let's try.
(reposting image due to swear word, bleeped it out)

 

[vast]

He can party as much as he likes now

 

[whatis]

 

[tigers_of_old_08]

I guess you don't really understand subtlety but I'll try anyway, see we were reversing the old chestnut about players being Fremantled by suggesting the opposite happened when he left, we didn't actually say it, it was implied and therein lies the subtlety in the humour. So just repeating the original 10 year old joke we were sending up is neither subtle or funny, get it?

I suppose this is where you say Lol, OMG Fremantle have never won a premiership and post the picture of the empty trophy cabinet or say cool story bro or something.

You left out tl:dr

 

[chefmeister]

Good onya Chris. Now -

 

[Amstaff_]

Sucked in flog.

 

[Lord Rod]

Y'all so jelly of his arms, godlike bone structure and flawless skin

F$&kin' homo c$&t..

 

[Kavliaris69]

Are we talking about active players... because Tarrant isn't one

Therefore, we're talking historically shitty by foot. Tarrant isn't even the worst living Collingwood kicker. While James Manson is still alive, he will always dominate the "World's Shittiest Kick" crown

What about Johnny Hassal. He was very very shit also.

 

[Gongswan]

Y'all so jelly of his arms, godlike bone structure and flawless skin

A little Oxford St showing here

 

[Clay Davis]

Maybe in a couple of years he can be the next golden boy Eddie ropes in to coach Collingwood.

 

[Josh Wineduck]

Threw a half-full stubby at me after I congratulated him on winning mark of the year -- stand up bloke.

 

[Double the Fist]

I suppose this is where you say Lol, OMG Fremantle have never won a premiership and post the picture of the empty trophy cabinet or say cool story bro or something.

he he he

E Shed, you summed it up perfectly

LOL Fremantled is alive and well missy

 

[SamFisher25]

10571z wrote: Better than 90% of hacks at most other clubs

has always been in the top 10% of hacks

 

[T2B_]

Get stuffed Taz. LOL

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Threw a half-full stubby at me after I congratulated him on winning mark of the year -- stand up bloke.

Possibly prefers Cruisers

 

[bartel magic]

Shit bloke
Shit career
0 premierships

You won't be missed

At least he got an appropriate send off from the faithful



Sums up Collingwood pretty well I would have thought!

 

[skipjack]

Leaves Freo to play in a premiership winning team, similar to Figjam HAHAHA

Whilst I endorse this thread, this is nowhere near the same. FIGJAM left a team that went on to threepeay, including beating the team he moved to. So much extra fail there.

 

[T2B_]

At least he got an appropriate send off from the faithful


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Sums up Collingwood pretty well I would have thought!

The kid, hahahahaha. Classic Collingwood.

 

[Piston]

The way Ed used to call him - "Taaaaaaaaaarrrrraaaaaaannnnt!" - did my ****ing head in.

campaigner off!

 

[Kabanna]

Joining the rather long list of Collingwood flogs who have been and gone with out premiership success.

Good riddance!

 

[chefmeister]

Whilst I endorse this thread, this is nowhere near the same. FIGJAM left a team that went on to threepeay, including beating the team he moved to. So much extra fail there.

Not to take anything away from Tarrant, but he did move back to Collingwood after they'd just won a flag with the hopes (and I bet the promises from Ed) that he'd also score one on his return...
lawl

 

[GuzzLG]

Quality thread