Chris Tarrant tributes

[captain blood 17]

Congratulations on a wonderful Bay career Chris. Your self pawnage will be missed.

 

[Franc de Borges]

Thanks to you all for one of the funniest threads ever. Just what I needed with my Taaaaarrrant-sized hangover.

 

[Kram]

The bloke is lower than a real estate agent.

 

[RedLegs#5]

Got a bigger send off than Scarlett.

 

[bartel magic]

Got a bigger send off than Scarlett.

But not as big as Brad Green. Brad Green saw to that, the self indulgent twat!

 

[RedLegs#5]

But not as big as Brad Green. Brad Green saw to that, the self indulgent twat!

Our fans just respect our players more. Even in dark times we manage a nice send off.

Plus Green's a nice human being. Usually they're liked more in society. I guess Scarlett was just a prick of a person.

 

[bartel magic]

Our fans just respect our players more. Even in dark times we manage a nice send off.

Plus Green's a nice human being. Usually they're liked more in society. I guess Scarlett was just a prick of a person.

Do you ever wonder why no one ever responds to your posts?.........................oh wait, what?

 

[RedLegs#5]

Do you ever wonder why no one ever responds to your posts?.........................oh wait, what?

Nice comeback . What are you 12? How is a lie like that supposed to hurt? Plus of course you just did.

How do I continue responding to such an idiot? I'm gonna have to think about this one. Hmmmm...maybe I just...won't.

 

[Oh Darling]

I guess you don't really understand subtlety but I'll try anyway, see we were reversing the old chestnut about players being Fremantled by suggesting the opposite happened when he left, we didn't actually say it, it was implied and therein lies the subtlety in the humour. So just repeating the original 10 year old joke we were sending up is neither subtle or funny, get it?

I suppose this is where you say Lol, OMG Fremantle have never won a premiership and post the picture of the empty trophy cabinet or say cool story bro or something.

I admire Chris. He went from being start high flying forward at Collingwood... to being Fremantled.. and then rebuilding his career at Collingwood again.

Only Freo could trade Tarrant back to Collingwood for only pick 55... after giving up Paul Medhurst and Pick 8 to Collingwood to get him originally

Another one for the Freo trading Hall of Fame.

 

[bartel magic]

Nice comeback . What are you 12? How is a lie like that supposed to hurt? Plus of course you just did.

How do I continue responding to such an idiot? I'm gonna have to think about this one. Hmmmm...maybe I just...won't.

Half a century in Premiership wilderness has left you bitter..... Understandable.
It please me no end knowing that your shit stain of a club is still so far away from any success, that your torment will continue for at least another decade. Enjoy that floggo!

 

[The Dodger]

Whilst I endorse this thread, this is nowhere near the same. FIGJAM left a team that went on to threepeay, including beating the team he moved to. So much extra fail there.

Well now. He did leave Collingwood after 2006 telling West Coast (after we had just won the premiership) that "he could fix our forward line" or "be the big forward we require" something like that. For us to say No, but Freo (another top4 team at the time) took him. Which he then bailed on to go back to Collingwood, you guessed after they won a premiership.
Different types failure I guess, but Tarrant swapped 2 clubs to try and get success but failed. Atleast Buckley didnt jump ship for the 2nd time.

 

[Clay Davis]

I admire Chris. He went from being start high flying forward at Collingwood... to being Fremantled.. and then rebuilding his career at Collingwood again.

Only Freo could trade Tarrant back to Collingwood for only pick 55... after giving up Paul Medhurst and Pick 8 to Collingwood to get him originally

Another one for the Freo trading Hall of Fame.

Good work, Frank. Very clever.

 

[Haduken]

Winning Grand Finals 0
Losing Grand Finals 3

Most impressive fail streak of the modern era!

 

[mavcib]

Onya bicycle sunshine

He played in more grand finals 3 .. Than your club has played finals in the last 32 years ... you're a goose hop scotch

 

[mavcib]

Thanks to you all for one of the funniest threads ever. Just what I needed with my Taaaaarrrant-sized hangover.

1 finals win in 13 years and 3 wooden spoons + filthy cheats carltank 13 years of nothing ....Taz 3 losing grand finals and a number of winning finals ...... who's the dudds carltank cheats hahaha

 

[sidneyshaw]

Cya Taz! Dickhead!!! Lolz

You leave the game with NOTHING! Didn't you read Bigfooty?

Got to live most people's dreams of playing AFL, 250+ games, all Australian, earnt a few mil in the process - set up financially for next phase of life, got a serious rig out of it and will probably get paid a stack to personal train toorak mums for the next however long. Loser

Be more like these winners on here with no problems, successful careers, good looking, cashed up.


Dickhead

 

[flugelayer]

Shit bloke
Shit career
0 premierships

You won't be missed

Who kicked 5 goals in the 1990 Grand Final?





Essendon


Thanks for the speccys Tazza.. some of the best memories in football

 

[the_interloper]

I'll never forget that Collingwood player he punched at the Lower Plenty Pub.

 

[PieBeast]

Well now. He did leave Collingwood after 2006 telling West Coast (after we had just won the premiership) that "he could fix our forward line" or "be the big forward we require" something like that. For us to say No, but Freo (another top4 team at the time) took him. Which he then bailed on to go back to Collingwood, you guessed after they won a premiership.
Different types failure I guess, but Tarrant swapped 2 clubs to try and get success but failed. Atleast Buckley didnt jump ship for the 2nd time.

You need to get your head checked if you think Taz went to Failmantle in search of success.

 

[flugelayer]

I'll never forget that Collingwood player he punched at the Lower Plenty Pub.

You already forgot his name

 

[chefmeister]

Atleast Buckley didnt jump ship for the 2nd time.

No, once was enough of a fail.
He did however suck **** for the umpteenth time to get MM's job...

 

[The Dodger]

No, once was enough of a fail.
He did however suck **** for the umpteenth time to get MM's job...

True enough. But who knows what the future holds for Chris, he seems like an intelligent guy...right?...right?
Coaching job has to be around the corner.

 

[chefmeister]

True enough. But who knows what the future holds for Chris, he seems like an intelligent guy...right?...right?
Coaching job has to be around the corner.

Maybe a return-return to Freo in a coupla years is on the cards...