Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Spongebob]

They must feel like Santa Claus, pulling up to a new house with yellow sand instead of a front lawn, little Jaxon and Shondra with their faces pressed up against the flyscreen yelling 'mum!muum! crico here!' In the distance a kelpie barks.

That explains the hamper with the holes in it.

 

[craigos]

That explains the hamper with the holes in it.

Pretty sure Kelpie is the name of their *ed son they have tied up to the clothesline.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

They must feel like Santa Claus, pulling up to a new house with yellow sand instead of a front lawn, little Jaxon and Shondra with their faces pressed up against the flyscreen yelling 'mum!muum! crico here!' In the distance a kelpie barks.

Kelpie?

More likely a rottie/mastif bitza!

 

[Hawk Dork]

Kelpie?

More likely a rottie/mastif bitza!

Its a shame its never a Boxer called Crico

 

[raskolnikov]

All these people getting excited over getting a table runner like they'd just won the lottery.

 

[raskolnikov]

Not so convince now is it?



I hope people appreciate my great paint skills.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

"Come customers".

 

[CheapCharlie]

Not so convince now is it?

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I hope people appreciate my great paint skills.

Were u trying to draw a penis?

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

"Come customers".

I guess they're the head of crico language.

 

[MatthewB]

did the table runner cost crico $2 each from cheap as chips

 

[Thuggee_Cult]

did the table runner cost crico $2 each from cheap as chips


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LOL all I noticed from that photo was the phallic shaped banana and lemons

 

[Hawk Dork]

LOL all I noticed from that photo was the phallic shaped banana and lemons

Must have got the fruit hamper

 

[Royces Hart]

Must have got the fruit hamper

I think that’s the sex toy hamper.

 

[Maddhew]

The gift cards aren't the worst idea. 10% mark up, pay in instalments, receive before Christmas and the additional season expenditure is prepaid rather than maxing out the credit card at 20%+.

Still stupid, but not in the same league as the hampers.

 

[gutsroy]

Just when you think this thread cannot get any better, out come the yellies.
Ordering some of those puppies at my earliest convince.
The 400% markup will be a badge of honour.
Will tap into some of my left over free spending money from the Hamilton Island Getaway for the first instalment.
Circle of life.


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[gutsroy]

I pull you close, run my strong hands down your back, softly kiss your neck and whisper, "Got you the nuggets hamper AND the sauce hamper. Merry Cricmas.'

 

[Gough]

I pull you close, run my strong hands down your back, softly kiss your neck and whisper, "Got you the nuggets hamper AND the sauce hamper. Merry Cricmas.'

G'day mate.

 

[MatthewB]

LOL all I noticed from that photo was the phallic shaped banana and lemons

lol and the grapes are the money shot

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

I just desperately want to know what the books under that coffee table are.

 

[Smoooothy]

I imagine they're seasonal working contractors, although a little bit of me wants them to be crico zealots who have agreed to be paid in monthly instalments for the convince.

OH MY GOD I WORK FOR CRICO!!!

 

[Hawk Dork]

OH MY GOD I WORK FOR CRICO!!!

In Russia Crico doesnt give you boxes, you give boxes to Crico

 

[Thuggee_Cult]

I pull you close, run my strong hands down your back, softly kiss your neck and whisper, "Got you the nuggets hamper AND the sauce hamper. Merry Cricmas.'

G'day mate.

LOL I see what you both did there Lot of gold in those texts, those Nats are an odd bunch.

"I’m an Aussie lad, I know how to ride a horse, fly a plane and pay 400% markup over one year of easy payments. My intentions are completely Crico."

 

[Strange Cat]

LOL I see what you both did there Lot of gold in those texts, those Nats are an odd bunch.

"I’m an Aussie lad, I know how to ride a horse, fly a plane and pay 400% markup over one year of easy payments. My intentions are completely Crico."

The G”day hamper coming to crico in 2019....order early and we will throw in a hypocrisy hamper and a Centrelink hamper at no extra charge.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

The gift cards aren't the worst idea. 10% mark up, pay in instalments, receive before Christmas and the additional season expenditure is prepaid rather than maxing out the credit card at 20%+.

Still stupid, but not in the same league as the hampers.

How do you think they pay the instalments?

 

[Big Cox 88]

Can anyone who is part of the online group ask Crico if they are able to organise afterpay for next years hampers?