Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Gralin]

The Great Crico Robbery!

It's their business model but they brand it as convince

 

[Sonny Bonds]

I just joined crico fan club.
They definitely need a crico home schooling package.This little cricette is going to need all the help she can get.
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This thread used to be a bit of light humour. Has been getting stale for years.

Now it's just bagging single mums trying to give their 8 year old daughter an exciting x-mas.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

This thread used to be a bit of light humour. Has been getting stale for years.

Now it's just bagging single mums trying to give their 8 year old daughter an exciting x-mas.

When an 8 year old thinks of an exciting Christmas, I'm sure they think of gorging on boxes of supermarket junk instead of playing with a brand new toy.

 

[Gralin]

When an 8 year old thinks of an exciting Christmas, I'm sure they think of gorging on boxes of supermarket junk instead of playing with a brand new toy.

I mean a crico box fort would probably entertain an 8 year old but yeah

 

[rank and file]

This thread used to be a bit of light humour. Has been getting stale for years.

Now it's just bagging single mums trying to give their 8 year old daughter an exciting x-mas.

Yeah,we can't be taking the fun and excitement out of crico.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

When an 8 year old thinks of an exciting Christmas, I'm sure they think of gorging on boxes of supermarket junk instead of playing with a brand new toy.

Would actually help if you read the post. More computers, less supermarket junk

 

[Sonny Bonds]

I mean a crico box fort would probably entertain an 8 year old but yeah

She clearly stated it was two computers with accessories to wrap for xmas.

But then again I'm on a free internet moron forum.

 

[craigos]

This thread used to be a bit of light humour. Has been getting stale for years.

Now it's just bagging single mums trying to give their 8 year old daughter an exciting x-mas.

Put the shield down son, they're not going to * you.

 

[blackshadow]

Put the shield down son, they're not going to fu** you unless you dress up as a crico driver.

Fixed.

 

[Starburns_]

Fixed.

Nichest porno ever where the Crico driver turns up with a package for the woman at home.

 

[Gralin]

She clearly stated it was two computers with accessories to wrap for xmas.

But then again I'm on a free internet moron forum.

I don't have to read the actual crico posts to make fun of them. Its the convince of the free internet forum.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

She probably could've bought a ton of games to go with them if she'd just showed some self control and saved her own money throughout the year rather than overspending on Chrisco products.

Big Box PC games on Chico. Sound good to sign!

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Put the shield down son, they're not going to fu** you.

So no pumping payment plan?

 

[raskolnikov]

Kinky.

 

[Mofra]

Kinky.

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Clearly didn't order the punctuation hamper last year.

 

[Cleavy]

seems to be quite a few Chrisco ads on Fox8 lately. maybe that's the target market?

 

[Power Raid]

seems to be quite a few Chrisco ads on Fox8 lately. maybe that's the target market?

there was a scientific study recently that identified a huge correlation between chrisco hampers, fox8 and those that stand to wipe.

 

[Gough]

seems to be quite a few Chrisco ads on Fox8 lately. maybe that's the target market?

There would likely be a close correlation between those who rely on the Murdoch press for their imformation and Chrico customers, climate change is bullshit, Trump will be a great President, the Libs can manage an economy and Chrico is value for money

 

[DickieKnee]

Ah a new year and a time to decide the contents of my 2021 Chrico hamper. I'm thinking the 30kg pack of chicken nuggets seems a bargain.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Ah a new year and a time to decide the contents of my 2021 Chrico hamper. I'm thinking the 30kg pack of chicken nuggets seems a bargain.

not if you dont have enough condiments to moisten them with

 

[Mofra]

Ah a new year and a time to decide the contents of my 2021 Chrico hamper. I'm thinking the 30kg pack of chicken nuggets seems a bargain.

Why would you only buy a 6 month supply?

 

[pendlebury_10]

That's a lot of chicken nuggets...

 

[brucetiki]

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That's a lot of chicken nuggets...

How convince

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The big debate at the moment seems to be whether Crico will finally release Big W gift cards and even though they've been told repeatedly they can use the Woolies ones there they want their own special Big W cards.

 

[DickieKnee]

The big debate at the moment seems to be whether Crico will finally release Big W gift cards and even though they've been told repeatedly they can use the Woolies ones there they want their own special Big W cards.

Understandable. Using a Woolies voucher at Big W is not as convince as using a proper Chrico Big W voucher.