Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Shane Hird]

Exciting behind the scenes images released by chrisco this week on their awesome exciting fb page.

So much cardboard and shiny conveyor belts...so exciting.

 

[Catastic82]

Exciting behind the scenes images released by chrisco this week on their awesome exciting fb page.

So much cardboard and shiny conveyor belts...so exciting.View attachment 279170

*Squels*

 

[Shane Hird]

Fast and furious trucks and mountains of chocolate. Chrisco really do make dreams come true .

 

[Shane Hird]

Can't get your head around the job of picking up some noodles from IGA? Is it all a bit beyond your skill as a functioning human?

No need to stress. Chrisco will deliver to your door. Just a small premium price added on and problem solved.

Thanks Chrisco. You're a life saver.

 

[Shane Hird]

What they really mean Robert.

It doesn't matter which hamper fleecing agent you go with, we'll get your money one way or another.

 

[Shane Hird]

I've always wondered that myself Justin. Some type of mystery going on that Chrisco don't want us to know..

 

[BORK]

I never ignore an alert from this thread.

 

[Shane Hird]

Tested by an 'accredited testing laboratory'..Chantal can now sleep at night knowing her hover board won't set fire to her humble dwelling.

 

[Shane Hird]

Stevie Z probably won't win a Miles Franklin literary award in his life time. But no one can fault his efforts here. He obviously gave it his all.

What more can you say..

 

[Oscarman]

Where do I get some of these dollers that Stevie speaks of?

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

This thread makes me so envious of the people who made Christco because it's the greatest business idea in the world.

 

[Shane Hird]

This thread makes me so envious of the people who made Christco because it's the greatest business idea in the world.

That it is.just employ some workers on $13 an hour to pack boxes and watch the millions roll in

 

[Quivorir]

When ever you feel down, just take a look at this thread. My god.

 

[Shane Hird]

When ever you feel down, just take a look at this thread. My god.

Yeah agree wholeheartedly...so uplifting. The mindless stupidity, gullibility and boganinity gives one momentary piece of mind in an otherwise complex world.

 

[Catastic82]

Yeah agree wholeheartedly...so uplifting. The mindless stupidity, gullibility and boganinity gives one momentary piece of mind in an otherwise complex world.

I'm just sad that I didn't get to cash in on this

Miss it by that much...

 

[Starburns_]

Exciting behind the scenes images released by chrisco this week on their awesome exciting fb page.

So much cardboard and shiny conveyor belts...so exciting.View attachment 279170

It is exciting though.....for us.

 

[Catastic82]

It is exciting though.....for us.

I wonder if Sooz gets Christo?

 

[Starburns_]

I'm just sad that I didn't get to cash in on this

Miss it by that much...

I doubt any of us could've thought of it though, you need to be able to comprehend that such stupidity exists in order to exploit it, I think most would've given people more credit than this.

Basically, it takes one to know one.

I wonder if Sooz gets Christo?

Pretty sure she doesn't but has defended them in the past.

 

[Catastic82]

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Pretty sure she doesn't but has defended them in the past.

Is there nothing evil she won't defend?

 

[Shane Hird]

Two fellow Chrisconites agree with Keeli on this splendid suggestion.

Good work young lady.

 

[Catastic82]

Two fellow Chrisconites agree with Keeli on this splendid suggestion.

Good work young lady.



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I have no words....none

That's a new low

 

[Shane Hird]

The ultimate Chrisco customer that management drools over.

I've got no money, but when I do get some , I make my Chrisco payment a priority.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

I'm sure this has been posted several times before, but this is surely the worst hamper on offer.

Anyone buying this needs to reevaluate their lives; at what point did you find it necessary to buy 21kg of potato snacks?

 

[Dylan8]

Tested by an 'accredited testing laboratory'..Chantal can now sleep at night knowing her hover board won't set fire to her humble dwelling.


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I love how the social media/PR guy can just outright make stuff up

Bless Chriscopians.

 

[Michael Scarn]

This thread makes me so envious of the people who made Christco because it's the greatest business idea in the world.

Up there with power balance bracelets