Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Flash of power]

heres one that would

ok point taken! I'll re-phrase that. Who in their right mind would buy $273 worth of lollies and chocolates??

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Surely you'd be better just going down the supermarket each week and spending $21 on chocolates and stuff?

 

[Breva_]

Surely you'd be better just going down the supermarket each week and spending $21 on chocolates and stuff?

And deal with all the crowds? * that!

 

[dales.girl38]

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Who the hell spends $273 on lollies and chocolate?

'Or hide them all for yourself'

 

[Northworth]

Easter snuck up on her though. Lucky there's Chrisco or Christmas and New Years would too.

Eastco



TRADEMARK - to me

 

[Northworth]

How ******* hard is it to spend $30-$50 on chocolate bunnies and eggs. Oh I forgot about the $1000 booze and cigarettes budget that weekend.

Here at Eastco we can save you the hassle of that annual $30 trip to KMart with a 38 week $9.95/w payment plan for 22 cadbury creme eggs

 

[Michael Scarn]

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Who the hell spends $273 on lollies and chocolate?

$273?? nah nah nah, its only 13 EASY instalments of $21

 

[Catastic82]

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Who the hell spends $273 on lollies and chocolate?

Some fat campaigner more than likely

 

[pekay-norwest]

Quick show of hands who sees these simple folk post on the Chrisco FB page, then clicks on their name to have a gander at the bizarre world they live in....

....and then have a freezing cold shame shower to wash the stupid off?

Me.

 

[Marklar_33]

Quick show of hands who sees these simple folk post on the Chrisco FB page, then clicks on their name to have a gander at the bizarre world they live in....

....and then have a freezing cold shame shower to wash the stupid off?

Me.

* no!

I'll let Shane Hird do the dirty work for me!

 

[IKnowtheDog]

How fresh are the lollies when they arrive?

If crowds give her gas she could always go to Lolly Warehouse and order from there, although I don't think they have payment plans!

 

[Shane Hird]

**** no!

I'll let Shane Hird do the dirty work for me!

Always ready for duty.

 

[Marklar_33]

How fresh are the lollies when they arrive?

If crowds give her gas she could always go to Lolly Warehouse and order from there, although I don't think they have payment plans!

They really should. Easy money

 

[Shane Hird]

Hey! More pics of conveyor belts!


Judging by this id say Chrisco spend a least a couple of million on printing costs.

All part of the business plan to maximise to fleesing of the cult members.

Brilliant.



Y

 

[Mofra]

Free catalogue pack! What an offer!

 

[Jack Stevens]

Free catalogues, with only a small $2.00 shipping fee per week over 32 weeks!

 

[LiterallyNobody]

How fresh are the lollies when they arrive?

If crowds give her gas she could always go to Lolly Warehouse and order from there, although I don't think they have payment plans!

You know you can change your avatar back now?

Or are you pre-empting this round's billy as well?

 

[IKnowtheDog]

You know you can change your avatar back now?

Or are you pre-empting this round's billy as well?

I will update it, I'll will be apalled if I snare the Billy this week!! Have been all around it the last 4 contests but I can gurantee I won't win this week.

 

[dales.girl38]

Imagine how hard it would be to remove yourself from their mailing list

 

[Resistor]

What a disgrace, absolute waste of paper.

 

[Mofra]

I think more business should follow the Chrisco model of allowing weekly payments for a bonanza of box-opening on Christmas morning.

Imagine a Sexyland hamper?
"Oh honey an Orgasmopro-2000 LuckyDoll with bonus surround sound scream & squirt technology! And the bonus self-cleaning drip-tray! You shouldn't have!"

Testimonial

It only took 48 weeks of payments of $35, it's worth it for the endless hours of fun.

- A. Appleyard, Mill Park

 

[Croweater]

I think more business should follow the Chrisco model of allowing weekly payments for a bonanza of box-opening on Christmas morning.

Imagine a Sexyland hamper?
"Oh honey an Orgasmopro-2000 LuckyDoll with bonus surround sound scream & squirt technology! And the bonus self-cleaning drip-tray! You shouldn't have!"

Testimonial

- A. Appleyard, Mill Park

I don't need to know your name and the suburb in which you live.

 

[Breva_]

I think more business should follow the Chrisco model of allowing weekly payments for a bonanza of box-opening on Christmas morning.

Imagine a Sexyland hamper?
"Oh honey an Orgasmopro-2000 LuckyDoll with bonus surround sound scream & squirt technology! And the bonus self-cleaning drip-tray! You shouldn't have!"

Testimonial

- A. Appleyard, Mill Park

The best deal in town?

 

[Mofra]

The best deal in town?

A bit of a deal

 

[brucetiki]

I think more business should follow the Chrisco model of allowing weekly payments for a bonanza of box-opening on Christmas morning.

Imagine a Sexyland hamper?
"Oh honey an Orgasmopro-2000 LuckyDoll with bonus surround sound scream & squirt technology! And the bonus self-cleaning drip-tray! You shouldn't have!"

Testimonial

- A. Appleyard, Mill Park

Guaranteed happy endin at Christmas!