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Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?
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I think its time to play... dodgeball.
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here he is buying his own condiments from a store
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Someone clearly needs to inform Sandler about the convince of Crico
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He could be doing that jig in the convince of his own living room while he unpacks the crico condiments
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Friend of mine’s order from 2020. I think she knows that it’s more expensive but it helps her budget apparently.
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Did she order a lawn mower?
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Just a heap of fish fingers and McCain’s steak fries I think.
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Just go to the shops babe
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Jesus ..that’s a first.
Paying lump sum payments to anything is not part of the average Chricite’s behavioural patterns.
Coming in 2022 - the 'bundled hamper'. You pay your 50 easy payments upfront, and for a low additional fee of $250, we hold your lump sum payment and make your weekly installment payments for you. You can't get more convince than that. Crico - we care.
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I wonder sometimes if Crico reads these threads looking for new ideas.
This would be peak Crico
Peak crico would be a crico gift card the you pay off over a year, that you could then use that card to make instalment payments on crico hampers.
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Would some friendly Canadians suffice? (hoping this hasn't been posted previously)
Appreciate that they paid ~$250CAD for the convenience of not going grocery shopping, but are now saddled with a hamper containing:
- Tea (which they don't really drink)
- Juice (which they don't really drink)
- Instant coffee (which they don't like)
- Frozen berries (which they don't usually buy - "maybe make jam with them")
- Green peas (which they don't seem to like - "but it's okay for soups and... stuff")
On the plus side, she seems appreciative that THEY GET TO KEEP THE FREEZER BOX!
I'd give a modicum of credit for using the convince argument if they're trying to avoid a busy supermarket during a pandemic...
...except for the fact that most supermarkets (I presume there too) now have delivery or direct-to-boot collection. And you get to pick-and-choose exactly what you want. And you'd get better quality than the packaged scraps that Chrisco ships. And it'd still work out cheaper.
...except for the fact that most supermarkets (I presume there too) now have delivery or direct-to-boot collection. And you get to pick-and-choose exactly what you want. And you'd get better quality than the packaged scraps that Chrisco ships. And it'd still work out cheaper.
What’s the cheapest box? Maybe I’ll order one and update this thread with my monthly debit and convince that it is and then I can video the delivery and unboxing and how convince it all was
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It starts with one box. Next you're spending $463.74 a fortnight and posting in the Facebook group.
Oh so its like child support
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