Roys FC (sweet FA) Chudshakes

[Mobbs]

(image courtesy royboy2)​

Chudshakes, and the chud that makes them so - full of wholesome chudness - are shrouded in mystery. And smog.

Attempts to compile the known and surmised details of chudshakes will be carried out here.

 

[Mobbs]

Origins :

There is confusion as to how chudshakes come about. Itsmyshow surmised that chudshakes appear somewhat magically, while conflicting reports refer to a chudshake "maker", under the ownership of Reardo, that went missing - possibly stolen.

No change. Mobbs has been quite emotional of late, I'm guessing he's going through some type of mid-life crisis (either that or he's still upset over the Chudshake machines breakdown).

It is now believed that Itsmyshow's reference was not to chudshakes specifically, but to their vital ingredient chud.

Other theories exist.

I thought those chudshakes was 6 weeks of man juice mixed in a blender with a banana?!

The term "chudshake" is thought to be a contraction of "chocolate mudshake", though this seems to be misleading as cocoa has not been detected in lab analysis.

Some sources allege that the Chudshake is produced behind a veil of secrecy at the Roys FFC.

Everyone knows that the Roys have the bar with the widest selection of drinks as well as the best topless barmaids, and the best blokes to sink drinks with, they also have their own creation a "Chudshake" which is the greatest drink on earth..

The ingredients of chudshakes differ by flavour, but all include chud.

Hey woys, wanna play a match against the Demons? Will supply all the ingredients for your Chudshakes. Let us know.

 

[Mobbs]

Health :

As A Health Food :
Chudshakes have been used as replacement for weight training and exercise.

Must be all those nutritous and muscle building chudshakes he has!!

Thereapeutic Application :
Chudshakes are well-known for their therapeutic qualities.

There there IMS, have a chudshake.

As An Aphrodisiac :
Argument persists over the therapeutic - and even aphrodisiac - qualities of Chudshakes.

Can we make up over a nice quiet CHUDshake?

Intoxicants :
It is generally accepted the chudshakes are intoxicating, and chud therefore most likely has an alcohol content.

The Roys also had a most goals award that was awarded earlier in the night... can't remember who won it, too many chudshakes.

Fitness & Lifestyle :
At the new Brunswick Junction Oval, chudshake stands are located on terraces, and reference is made to the low likelihood that a chudshake drinker could climb a hill. This could refer a) to chud's intoxicating properties, b) to fitness-reducing elements of the drink or c) to the Chudshake's popularity amongst the unfit.

 

[Freakie]

I stole the Chudshake maker from Reardo when I was playing for the Dee's, I had it for a few weeks before I returned it in an "unclean" state. Not sure what Reardo has done with it since...

 

[Mobbs]

Products :

Flavours :
Most flavours start with chud and vodka.
1. Chudnana (with banana)
2. Iced Chud (frozen chud and milk?)
3. Chudapple (with apple juice?) ref
4. Chudberry (with strawberry?) ref
5. Chudmelon (with watermelon?) ref
6. Chudwi (with Kiwifruit). ref
7. Chudiona (with Passionfruit). ref
8. Chud Flip (with egg?). ref
9. Dry Chud (with ginger). ref
10. Chudjaw (clostridium tetani). ref
11. Citrus-Chud (summer release)
12. Coconut Chud ref
13. Chud Lite (SoO promotion) ref

Can we have bananas in our chudshakes?

Oooh... Chudananashakes....

There is a new "Citrus-Chud" range coming out in the next few weeks, just in time for the hotter months.

Fake Chuds
1. Diet Chud. (the real one is Chud Lite)
2. Chud Zero. (there has never been any sugar in a chud drink)

Dispensing : Usually by can or glass, it seems there are other ways in which chudshakes are dispensed.

Absolutely... As long as 3KZ can restrain Reardo again, sick of him always sticking his mouth over the Chudshake hose on milestone games...

 

[Mobbs]

Popularity & Critical Review :

Chudshakes are a sworn staple of the diets of many, and rank highly in terms of public opinion with regard to quality.

This Chud like creation sounds a lot better than pineapple pizzas.

Not all feedback on Chudshakes is positive.

Chudshakes are filth anyway.

 

[Mobbs]

Branding & Product Placement :

While a household name at the Roys FFC, it is used only colloquially in a branding sense. The lack of a corporate producer/distributor inhibits involvement in sponsorship deals. The closest the Chudshake came to becoming an official representative brand was during a State Of Origin series in 2010.

ALLIES - Temporary home of the MIGHTY CHUDSHAKE!!!

Also note :

ROYS FC - Official home of the CHUDSHAKES!!!!!!!

Chud is referenced in one of the mottos of the Roys FFC - illic ero chud.

 

[Mobbs]

Trade & Economics :

Pricing alters widely dependent on time, vendor and event.

Though the chudshakes are free.

Chudshakes will be sold at four times their RRP

 

[Mobbs]

Terminology :

The term "Chudshake" is a contraction of "Chocolate Mudshake".

The consumption of Chudshakes (Like my new name for them ...)

Apart from the nouns "Chud" and "Chudshake", a variation of the term is the adjective "chudlike".

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Chud-like....

Chud - the mysterious naturally occurring mineral.
Chudlike - akin to chud.
Chudding - to be of the chud.

 

[Mobbs]

News, Popular Culture, and Societal Reference :

The theft of a chudshake maker made the news in 2010.

I just stole Reardo's Chudshake maker....

Chud is often utilised as a replacement for other drinks in cultural rites.

Nice one IMS, do we spray chudshake on him after the match?

Chudshakes are associated with proving masculinity.

You've always been a man of simple tastes Freakster. Why don't you man up and try one of our Chudshakes?

 

[Mobbs]

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[Mobbs]

and I'm spent ...

 

[Itsmyshow]

Greatest chudding thread of all time!!!!

Chudulations to you Mobbs....

 

[Mobbs]

Will you be spreading the chud in your new role at the Hawks?

I expect to see a Chud-Amatil v Chudico rivalry in ensuing weeks!

 

[royboy2]

Diet Chud & Chud Zero just got a mention in the last praccy match

 

[Mobbs]

Yeah I saw them, dunno if they should be able to run around inventing chuds on us though

 

[pantskyle]

Chud.

 

[Mobbs]

Note new flavour added and references to flavours added to that post.

Also here is the link to the deal that sees Itsmyshow welcome to Chud at any time despite leaving the Roys, as he is credited with it's gestation.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ide-hawks-monday-oct-10.878677/#post-22478440

 

[Broken]

No place for Choney loves Chudchi and Chuddy Holly and the Crickets?

 

[Mobbs]

Sarah Chudwick and Chud Hayward ... or Morgan ?

 

[Broken]

and Chudweiser, probably will roll out Chud Cornes when the Swamprats visit too.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

This thread needs to be on the Sweet FA board.

Many people don't know about Chuds... (I know, stupid people), and this is a work of art!