Mega Thread Clangerfield and Pick 50 gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn - Picks 9, 28 and steak knives Edition

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Welcome Danger! Looking forward to seeing you burst out of the middle and hitting up Roughead / Gunston / Bruest in 2016!

We will even give you the Jumper no 32 on arrival also!
It's very likely that he will request a move to The Destination Club.
 

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Not one of your defenders other than Talia is fit to carry Jack Hombsch's bags.
You're correct, they're only fit for footy, we don't employ them to carry bags. In possessions and disposal efficiency, would it surprise you that Kyle Hartigan averages better or equal to Hombsch? And he struggled to get a game with us last year.
 

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In possessions and disposal efficiency, would it surprise you that Kyle Hartigan averages better than Hombsch?
Come on Vikingblood, as a supporter of a team with Daniel Prestigiatalia in it you should know that you need better bait than using the disposal count of key defenders if you want to get anything on the hook.

 

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Which is why I added disposal efficiency also.
But Hartigan doesn't even have higher disposal efficiency than Hombsch? vykingblud wat r u doin, pls stahp

Speaking of disposal efficiency, did you know that Jasper Pittard has higher disposal efficiency than both Sloane and Dangerfield? What a fun and accurate statistic disposal efficiency is.
 

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But Hartigan doesn't even have higher disposal efficiency than Hombsch? vykingblud wat r u doin, pls stahp

Speaking of disposal efficiency, did you know that Jasper Pittard has higher disposal efficiency than both Sloane and Dangerfield? What a fun and accurate statistic disposal efficiency is.
He's within one percentage point. And they are both defenders, so I'm not comparing him with a midfielder. Do you ever refer to stats in your posts?
 

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Do you ever refer to stats in your posts?
Not when I'm comparing shutdown defenders, derp merchant. And given that Hombsch leads Talia in possessions, contested possessions, marks, contested marks, tackles and disposal efficiency, you should probably stop using stats to compare shutdown defenders too.
 

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This whole Dangerfraud issue is a cover-up.

I believe it has been instigated by those who cannot be named as a diversion from the poor state of the Crow's playing list. As a supporter of SA football, (carn the paer) I cannot name more than five (5) Crows players. Therefore, 35 out of the 40 players on the list are shit players who ought not to be playing AFL football.


This is a brilliant strategy, only someone with my level of intelligence could deduce such shrewd and subversive tactics.
 

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This whole Dangerfraud issue is a cover-up.

I believe it has been instigated by those who cannot be named as a diversion from the poor state of the Crow's playing list. As a supporter of SA football, (carn the paer) I cannot name more than five (5) Crows players. Therefore, 35 out of the 40 players on the list are shit players who ought not to be playing AFL football.


This is a brilliant strategy, only someone with my level of intelligence could deduce such shrewd and subversive tactics.
I like this guy :thumbsu:
 
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