Maybe you can get your crush LindySubi to ring up 5AA and get it moving along
Don't tempt them, Rowe would probably genuinely run with it. We're talking about the guy who loved that Never Tear Up Our Tarps video here despite the lyrics making zero sense.
Rowe: Ohohoho, look away now Port fans, because we've just got a
hilarious text! It says that we should call Port fans Pufferfish, because some of them are getting ahead of themselves after a couple of good seasons, something that myself and other Crows fans would never do! Whaddaya think of that one, Bicks?
Bickley: <elbows unsuspecting passerby in the side of the head>