Clarko Meets Gil For Coffee After Only Getting Eight 50m Penalties Against Port

[macarzabitrusty]

https://seemslegit.com.au/clarko-meets-gil-for-coffee-after-only-getting-eight-50m-penalties/

Following a narrow victory over Port Adelaide, Hawks coach, Alastair Clarkson was spotted having another coffee with AFL Chief, Gillon McLachlan this morning.

“Just the eight 50s mate, is that the best you can do? We barely got over the line” Clarko was overheard saying.

“The umpires have to realise it’s a critical part of how we move the ball forward”.

 

[mic59]

https://seemslegit.com.au/clarko-meets-gil-for-coffee-after-only-getting-eight-50m-penalties/
Following a narrow victory over Port Adelaide, Hawks coach, Alastair Clarkson was spotted having another coffee with AFL Chief, Gillon McLachlan this morning.
“Just the eight 50s mate, is that the best you can do? We barely got over the line” Clarko was overheard saying.
“The umpires have to realise it’s a critical part of how we move the ball forward”.

Satirical, but satirical in the way Punch used to be; close to the truth.

 

[Forzaport]

I can't tell if this is satire or real life.

 

[Portology]

I am astonished that no one asked Ken in the post match if he knew how Gil took his coffee.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

400 metres gained from Clarkos buddies.

#50metrepenaltyhawthorn

 

[JUSTWORK]

GROW A PAIR PAFC

Demand an explanation !

 

[snozulu]

https://seemslegit.com.au/clarko-meets-gil-for-coffee-after-only-getting-eight-50m-penalties/

Following a narrow victory over Port Adelaide, Hawks coach, Alastair Clarkson was spotted having another coffee with AFL Chief, Gillon McLachlan this morning.

“Just the eight 50s mate, is that the best you can do? We barely got over the line” Clarko was overheard saying.

“The umpires have to realise it’s a critical part of how we move the ball forward”.

That's gold and yes close to the truth. I wonder if his wife and daughter were his guests in china.

 

[GremioPower]

https://seemslegit.com.au/clarko-meets-gil-for-coffee-after-only-getting-eight-50m-penalties/

Following a narrow victory over Port Adelaide, Hawks coach, Alastair Clarkson was spotted having another coffee with AFL Chief, Gillon McLachlan this morning.

“Just the eight 50s mate, is that the best you can do? We barely got over the line” Clarko was overheard saying.

“The umpires have to realise it’s a critical part of how we move the ball forward”.

 

[Back One Out]

Not sure where exactly to post this, but this thread will do, considering it's the one I opened to read...

I just want apologise to you all for posting a bunch of crap in your Hawks v Port match thread as the final minute ticked down yesterday. You were probably thinking I was one of those lame trolls who gets his kicks from gloating on the opposition board, but this wasn't actually the case. I've never done that shit and I hate it when people do.

The truth is I was posting in the Gameday thread on the Main Board. At halftime, I had a brief look at your match thread to see what you were all saying after that terrible 2nd quarter. Stupid me, I left the tab open (along with several other tabs.) So when Nicholls paid that free kick for the deliberate rushed behind, I posted that it was a gutsy correct decision on (what I thought was) the Main Board. I was a little taken aback at the abuse I copped from a few Port fans, so I responded in kind with the crybaby pics.

I still had no idea I'd posted on your Port board even after I was carded by your mods. So it was an honest mistake and I was a fool. Sorry guys. I know how it feels to to be pissed off after a close loss and then have to suffer opposition trolls rubbing your nose in it, so I just wanted to set the record straight and apologise for my faux-pas

Good luck for the remainder of the season. I would rather be in your shoes than ours.

 

[ibd77]

I am astonished that no one asked Ken in the post match if he knew how Gil took his coffee.

Suppository I assume but an coffee enema would do.

 

[mic59]

Not sure where exactly to post this, but this thread will do, considering it's the one I opened to read...
I just want apologise to you all for posting a bunch of crap in your Hawks v Port match thread as the final minute ticked down yesterday. You were probably thinking I was one of those lame trolls who gets his kicks from gloating on the opposition board, but this wasn't actually the case. I've never done that shit and I hate it when people do.
The truth is I was posting in the Gameday thread on the Main Board. At halftime, I had a brief look at your match thread to see what you were all saying after that terrible 2nd quarter. Stupid me, I left the tab open (along with several other tabs.) So when Nicholls paid that free kick for the deliberate rushed behind, I posted that it was a gutsy correct decision on (what I thought was) the Main Board. I was a little taken aback at the abuse I copped from a few Port fans, so I responded in kind with the crybaby pics.
I still had no idea I'd posted on your Port board even after I was carded by your mods. So it was an honest mistake and I was a fool. Sorry guys. I know how it feels to to be pissed off after a close loss and then have to suffer opposition trolls rubbing your nose in it, so I just wanted to set the record straight and apologise for my faux-pas
Good luck for the remainder of the season. I would rather be in your shoes than ours.

No probs mate, I've posted in the wrong thread a few times myself, in fact it's got to the point where I check what thread I'm in before completing the post.

 

[Portwon]

Not sure where exactly to post this, but this thread will do, considering it's the one I opened to read...

I just want apologise to you all for posting a bunch of crap in your Hawks v Port match thread as the final minute ticked down yesterday. You were probably thinking I was one of those lame trolls who gets his kicks from gloating on the opposition board, but this wasn't actually the case. I've never done that shit and I hate it when people do.

The truth is I was posting in the Gameday thread on the Main Board. At halftime, I had a brief look at your match thread to see what you were all saying after that terrible 2nd quarter. Stupid me, I left the tab open (along with several other tabs.) So when Nicholls paid that free kick for the deliberate rushed behind, I posted that it was a gutsy correct decision on (what I thought was) the Main Board. I was a little taken aback at the abuse I copped from a few Port fans, so I responded in kind with the crybaby pics.

I still had no idea I'd posted on your Port board even after I was carded by your mods. So it was an honest mistake and I was a fool. Sorry guys. I know how it feels to to be pissed off after a close loss and then have to suffer opposition trolls rubbing your nose in it, so I just wanted to set the record straight and apologise for my faux-pas

Good luck for the remainder of the season. I would rather be in your shoes than ours.

Nah your still a cnut.

(See we have a sense of humour)

(Seriously though considerate of you to set the record straight . Confidently say most of us have been there where we have gone omg what did I do and as they say Poo (and wee) happens.

 

[rogerjames]

Not sure where exactly to post this, but this thread will do, considering it's the one I opened to read...

I just want apologise to you all for posting a bunch of crap in your Hawks v Port match thread as the final minute ticked down yesterday. You were probably thinking I was one of those lame trolls who gets his kicks from gloating on the opposition board, but this wasn't actually the case. I've never done that shit and I hate it when people do.

The truth is I was posting in the Gameday thread on the Main Board. At halftime, I had a brief look at your match thread to see what you were all saying after that terrible 2nd quarter. Stupid me, I left the tab open (along with several other tabs.) So when Nicholls paid that free kick for the deliberate rushed behind, I posted that it was a gutsy correct decision on (what I thought was) the Main Board. I was a little taken aback at the abuse I copped from a few Port fans, so I responded in kind with the crybaby pics.

I still had no idea I'd posted on your Port board even after I was carded by your mods. So it was an honest mistake and I was a fool. Sorry guys. I know how it feels to to be pissed off after a close loss and then have to suffer opposition trolls rubbing your nose in it, so I just wanted to set the record straight and apologise for my faux-pas

Good luck for the remainder of the season. I would rather be in your shoes than ours.

What 3 recent flags not enuf