Classic Tom Browne Moments

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Aug 11, 2006
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seriously he looks like the kid who tries to act cool but no body likes. But your mum is friends with his mum and makes you hang out with him a bit

And all of your real friends give him shit but he is too dumb to understand that they are taking the piss out of him

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fu**, At least take the shirt to mum to get it ironed.
 

Sentinel

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Mar 15, 2012
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For anyone looking for updates on the developing Pruess story, I urge you to follow Tommy's Twitter thread on the matter:

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Pykie

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Sep 17, 2006
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He's like the reincarnation of Chopper Read, he can barely write a coherent sentence and he works as a journalist.


"Yeah, I know – and I can’t even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here’s a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can’t spell, and he’s written a best-seller. It’s sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it’s still selling. And he’s writing another one. And I can’t even spell. I’m semi-bloody-illiterate."
 

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Shane Heard

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Mar 11, 2018
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He's like the reincarnation of Chopper Read, he can barely write a coherent sentence and he works as a journalist.


"Yeah, I know – and I can’t even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here’s a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can’t spell, and he’s written a best-seller. It’s sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it’s still selling. And he’s writing another one. And I can’t even spell. I’m semi-bloody-illiterate."
You’re right you know...he’s a nerdy chopper.

and always doin himself a mischief ol tommy boy

crazy little bugger he is
 

Crusty Demon

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Sep 20, 2009
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Why are AFL journo's so bad? I don't get it. Most aren't even close to being likeable. Hutchy, Mclure, Slobbo, Caro, Barrett, Hagdorn, Niall, Browne etc etc. All grubs of the highest order. As the AFL has been so popular for so long, why are we subjected to listening to these grubs on AFL news?
 

Pragmatic Shill

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Why are AFL journo's so bad? I don't get it. Most aren't even close to being likeable. Hutchy, Mclure, Slobbo, Caro, Barrett, Hagdorn, Niall, Browne etc etc. All grubs of the highest order. As the AFL has been so popular for so long, why are we subjected to listening to these grubs on AFL news?
What's wrong with Niall?
 

beema limapep

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The quality of journalism is so bad I’ve resorted to BigFooty.com for my footy news.
So called experts are as bias and journalism is just opinion now I’d rather it come from the punters that aren’t on the teats of the afl
Underated post.
 

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gingernuts

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this flog tries to talk up Moore and Richmond and then finishes with "even though Moore will stay at Collingwood" what a fooking tosser
 

gingernuts

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The quality of journalism is so bad I’ve resorted to BigFooty.com for my footy news.
So called experts are as bias and journalism is just opinion now I’d rather it come from the punters that aren’t on the teats of the afl
Halla fookin leuyha. These fooking so called journos get all their stories off big footy nothing surer
 

Shane Heard

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Mar 11, 2018
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We need more tweets!

Another one for the kiss ass category:


what a total dip####

note to all you kids out there...if someone ever starts a sentence with “ quite frankly” or frankly , any word with frankly....there’s a very good chance he’s an absolute imbecile and should be avoided at all costs. Assassinate discreetly if possible.
 

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