Classic Tom Browne Moments

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jamesollier21

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Sep 7, 2019
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I bet he blocked him too.... He's a sensitive one, Tom Browne. I once tried to give him a compliment and copped a block.

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He's an absolute grub of a human. For those unaware his dad Jeffrey Browne is one of the most influential people in Australia and sits on the boards of some of Australia's largest companies, he was also formerly the managing director of the Nine Network and has deep ties in the Australian entertainment industry, not to mention his step-mum is one of Australia's richest and most influential people in her own right.

So that explains how a manipulative lying weasel with the personality of a stick who's disliked by pretty much everyone in the industry came to be. Moral of the story, make sure you have a rich and powerful daddy to fast track your career and have his minions force feed you information, and when there's no news to break, just make stuff up and hope for the best.
 

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jamesollier21

Draftee
Sep 7, 2019
9
81
AFL Club
St Kilda
Makes Sam ‘my dad died’ Mclure look like a top bloke in comparison.
Saw Sam down at the Sorrento Hotel last summer on a Saturday night. Plenty of AFL players in attendance and it seemed like Sam was there on his own and migrating between groups of players trying to play best friends with all of them but none of them were having a bar of it. If that wasn't cringe worthy enough, one of my friends accidently spilt an insignificant amount of his beer on/near his feet on the dancefloor (standard) and then he actively sought out security to kick my friend out and then cheered and clapped smugly and chanted 'na na na na hey hey hey goodbye' as he was escorted and then looked around as if he was expecting applause and a pat on the back from the people around. Didn't seem like the type of guy who has a lot of mates.
 

SuperSteele22

Club Legend
Nov 6, 2011
2,691
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This springs to mind. When Goldsack did his ACL in the preseason comp last year the next evening he made this mobile phone video (by the sounds of it from his bathroom) to report the news, just for the sake of being first. Never seen a bloke so happy with himself to report someone elses misfortune.

 

00Stinger

Duel Group 1 winner
May 8, 2007
22,185
22,561
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Saw Sam down at the Sorrento Hotel last summer on a Saturday night. Plenty of AFL players in attendance and it seemed like Sam was there on his own and migrating between groups of players trying to play best friends with all of them but none of them were having a bar of it. If that wasn't cringe worthy enough, one of my friends accidently spilt an insignificant amount of his beer on/near his feet on the dancefloor (standard) and then he actively sought out security to kick my friend out and then cheered and clapped smugly and chanted 'na na na na hey hey hey goodbye' as he was escorted and then looked around as if he was expecting applause and a pat on the back from the people around. Didn't seem like the type of guy who has a lot of mates.
lol. Is the last part of the story true?

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00Stinger

Duel Group 1 winner
May 8, 2007
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Didn't he ring Brad Green after he had heard his wife had died just so he could break the story first?

Apparently that pissed of all of the other media types

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StillAtLarge

Norm Smith Medallist
May 12, 2015
5,737
11,627
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Saw Sam down at the Sorrento Hotel last summer on a Saturday night. Plenty of AFL players in attendance and it seemed like Sam was there on his own and migrating between groups of players trying to play best friends with all of them but none of them were having a bar of it. If that wasn't cringe worthy enough, one of my friends accidently spilt an insignificant amount of his beer on/near his feet on the dancefloor (standard) and then he actively sought out security to kick my friend out and then cheered and clapped smugly and chanted 'na na na na hey hey hey goodbye' as he was escorted and then looked around as if he was expecting applause and a pat on the back from the people around. Didn't seem like the type of guy who has a lot of mates.
I call bull$hit
 

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