Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[HG Pennypacker]

He must be taking the piss or trolling by now. The kebab tweets are just beyond my comprehension

 

[The 747]

Vale the two kebabs

 

[The 747]

He must be taking the piss or trolling by now. The kebab tweets are just beyond my comprehension

Nope. He's just that dumb.

 

[Shane Heard]

an AFL reddit post that sums up the tragic loss of two perfectly good kebabs.

The nation mourns.

 

[Xtreme]

When Tom Browne reads this thread I wonder if he's like this

Or like this

 

[Cleavy]

When Tom Browne reads this thread I wonder if he's like this

Or like this

it's the 1st picture when he sees there is a thread dedicated to him, and the 2nd picture when he opens the thread

 

[gingernuts]

He posted and deleted this one last night.

Great work. The guy is getting paid to be illiterate

 

[ash_1050]

Great work. The guy is getting paid to be illiterate

He's a journalist, it's not like it's part of the job requirement to be able to spell above an 8th grade level.

 

[Shane Heard]

He knows the fact he’s a walking meme and keeps the clicks rolling in is what keeps his pay cheque afloat so has to play to it daily.

yeah nah...i think he truly believes he’s the AFL’s pre-eminent news breaking journalist of the highest caliber.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

The two kebabs were ruined in the scuffle - that might be the best thing I have ever read. In fact that’s my favourite tweet of all time

 

[Shane Heard]

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The two kebabs were ruined in the scuffle - that might be the best thing I have ever read. In fact that’s my favourite tweet of all time

#### sake...all this talk of kebabs all afternoon has given me a hankering for my local kebab shop.

ordering Uber eats now in honour of the wasted kebabs

extra chicken ...bacon and cheese...sweet chilli sauce and definitely no ####ing tabouli

 

[Bunk Moreland]

TB, what a superstar. Today was his grand final. And he did not disappoint.

 

[smoovy]

Oh how I wish Tom Browne was around during the St Kilda schoolgirl saga. I'd want to know what Ricky Nixon was watching on the TV when he was holding that remote.

 

[cowboy18]

I wonder if black and white footage of the ruined kebabs in their heyday will feature in the "ones we lost" Brownlow montage this year?

The two kebabs were ruined in the scuffle - that might be the best thing I have ever read. In fact that’s my favourite tweet of all time

 

[The 747]

Oh how I wish Tom Browne was around during the St Kilda schoolgirl saga. I'd want to know what Ricky Nixon was watching on the TV when he was holding that remote.

"Can confirm re: Rikki Nixon allegations. Questions about role. But think no penalty. Nixon ordered a flatte white at Creme this am. I had a croissant. Like being in France."

 

[Shane Heard]

Oh how I wish Tom Browne was around during the St Kilda schoolgirl saga. I'd want to know what Ricky Nixon was watching on the TV when he was holding that remote.

Most probably Brazzers “ Step daughter meets Daddy”

 

[Shane Heard]

I wonder if black and white footage of the ruined kebabs in their heyday will feature in the "ones we lost" Brownlow montage this year?

with brief pictures of the Hindenburg airship disaster and the caption “ oh the humanity!!!”

 

[BF Tiger]

 

[The 747]

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I have given him all sorts of grief in this thread but if he is going to lead with content like this I will lay off, this is good work. Please learn how to write though mate, it is embarrassing.

 

[BruceTempany14]

They’re all full of sh*t - media, players and clubs. Can’t believe any of them.

Post of the year .

Media has turbed a Sh”t season into an absolutely unbearable season . Never read so many lies and half truths . It’s become like Sydney radio . Embarrassing.

Brown , Whatley Robinson Niall Schwarz Lewis
Lyon Lloyd McClure Connolly Clark Gullan and the biggest flog off All Jon Anderson should hang their heads in shame . Fk all focus in footy and when they do they’re trying to outdo each other with sensationalist crap or dare I say it , virtue signalling to us great unwashed .

The only true story with any journalist integrity thus year was the story by Russell Jackson. .
The rest of these guys are trying to win the race to the bottom . It’s a 13 way dead heat .
C’’ts the lit of them , thanks fir MAKING ISO ALL the more difficult .

Rant over .


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[Cleavy]

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don't leave me hanging, Tom. WHY is the fork there?!?! (plus there's no container and no foil wrapper around the kebab, so is this a re-enactment?)

 

[richoatthedisco]

don't leave me hanging, Tom. WHY is the fork there?!?! (plus there's no container and no foil wrapper around the kebab, so is this a re-enactment?)

The fork represents the fork in the road for these two young men's careers.

 

[gingernuts]

There is only one word to describe Tom Browne. A word that you youngsters may never have heard. It was big back in the day.
The word is Galoot. Tom Browne is a galoot.

 

[Shane Heard]

There is only one word to describe Tom Browne. A word that you youngsters may never have heard. It was big back in the day.
The word is Galoot. Tom Browne is a galoot.

Galoot translation for modern times is ....“imbecile”

 

[Dubrovnik]

yeah nah...i think he truly believes he’s the AFL’s pre-eminent news breaking journalist of the highest caliber.

You seem pretty invested in this guy's work.
He clearly knows his schtick at about 40yo and has decided to get in on it.
Gets the money, travel, meeting people and knows just to type blindfolded on his phone and ask irrelevant questions to the boys club ad nauseam, why try too hard?

The penny will drop for you that being heavily on the spectrum or intensely naive can't be right, surely not at this level.