Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Shane Heard]

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Orazio- “what are you doing here Tom? This isn’t a funeral”

What a pathetic twitter post.

Says nothing. Benefits no one. Is not news or some thought provoking insight.

Just meaningless gossip.

Anyone would think he’s got a mild dose of Aspergers and just is obsessed with AFL players.

Feel sorry for him.

Hanging on by a thread to a career in footy reporting and probably has no plan B if it all disappears.

Sad.

 

[Aussie_boy]

is that a legit quote? That is fantastic

The fact that he has tweeted about the altercation is something in itself - the ultimate play of a narcissist

Nah it isn’t unfortunately. Like TB I made it up out of thin air.

 

[XhazzafootyX]

Can someone please explain the tom Browne funeral story

 

[mellowyellow]

What a pathetic twitter post.

Says nothing. Benefits no one. Is not news or some thought provoking insight.

Just meaningless gossip.

Anyone would think he’s got a mild dose of Aspergers and just is obsessed with AFL players.

Feel sorry for him.

Hanging on by a thread to a career in footy reporting and probably has no plan B if it all disappears.

Sad.

Has a Uni degree The sky's the limit.

 

[Shane Heard]

Has a Uni degree The sky's the limit.

Life insurance salesmen would be a good fit.

 

[PP34]

The more and more I see of him on Twitter and on the news it makes me think he just isn’t your regular annoying journo.

Like others, I’m beginning to think social skills aren’t his forte at all.

The other dickheads aren’t constantly being proven wrong, being called out and having to delete tweets because they’re so idiotic like this bloke does.

 

[schmuttt]

The worst thing is he’s slowly making me think McClure is alright because he’s that much worse than him.

 

[_jrtp09_]

Yeah followed him for a bit but recently unfollowed him.

Lol that one time he had a "breaking story" and recorded it in the men's toilet on iphone ...

That moment defined him. Breaking wind shortly followed by a breaking story.

 

[Sylvia Saint]

He totally utensils up a pretty simple question posed to him by Maher at the end of this video.

 

[Black Panther]

Tom Browne is the new Dylan Howard

 

[The Prosecutor]

The worst thing is he’s slowly making me think McClure is alright because he’s that much worse than him.

McClure is actually developing into a good journalist.

 

[LeppaMessiah]

He totally utensils up a pretty simple question posed to him by Maher at the end of this video.

Hahaha what the * was that, what an idiot.

 

[radiojake]

He totally utensils up a pretty simple question posed to him by Maher at the end of this video.

I genuinely laughed out loud then, holy crap

the way he looked at the camera, readied himself to answer, and then completely mis-interpret the question was hilarious

Andy Maher just looks down and says 'okay..'

 

[Engimal v3]

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Orazio- “what are you doing here Tom? This isn’t a funeral”

"Make of both what you will"

That you're a big *head and players can't be bothered with you anymore, Tom? That's what I make of it.

 

[F_therest]

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Orazio- “what are you doing here Tom? This isn’t a funeral”

'Fantasia, who i have always got on well with...' lol.

Definitely on the spectrum (autism). That's why he's so black and white on things and doesn't seem to understand social conventions.

I don't think he's a bad person, i don't think he even realises what he's doing is grubby.

 

[Engimal v3]

He totally utensils up a pretty simple question posed to him by Maher at the end of this video.

What a pisser

 

[Luv_our_club]

I hate it how journalists totally misrepresent trades by including half the details.

Today on SEN i was told that Hodge was traded to Brisbane for picks 43 and 75. And the common report is that the Hawks got Worpel with that pick 43 (thus we swapped Hodge for Worpel).

They never report the full truth that it was actually Hodge and pick 44 for picks 43 and 75.

So it was really just Hodge for pick 75 (a pick the Lions never intended to use).

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Another soldier fallen in battle

 

[Elmer_Judd]

So Tommy Boy is one of those insecure flogs (like Piers Morgan) who looks up his name on Twitter search and blocks anyone who seemingly mocks or has a go at him.

 

[Tandy]

Guaranteed he reads this.

 

[Thuggee_Cult]

Guaranteed he reads this.

We should start a dear Tom letter, I’ll go first:

Dear Tom

If you are reading this, I just wanted you to know that I think you look like someone who if they were dropped into a barrel full of nipples would come out of it sucking his thumb.

It’s ok, we all have a mate who is like that.

Except for you, you have none.

Cheers
TC

 

[radiojake]

Bit harsh
Bloke is a flog but that's a bit much

Play the ball - his 'journalism' is enough fodder

 

[Truckosaurus]

All righty.


Dear Tom

If you are reading this, I just wanted you to know that I think your journalism is like someone who if they were dropped into a barrel full of nipples would come out of it sucking his thumb.

 

[Aramis]

Can someone please explain the tom Browne funeral story

He rocked up to Dulcie Kennedys funeral a couple of years ago poking around for a story.

 

[Mofra]

He totally utensils up a pretty simple question posed to him by Maher at the end of this video.

Good find.
Browne is an absolute moron.