Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Private Hudson]

“He’s had knee surgery on his ankle” is what you said Tommy.

I’m all for giving s**t to him. But I’m pretty certain he said “ He’s had or needs surgery on his ankle “

 

[Rich]

I said it before and I'll say it again, he should be boundary riding all big games and doing special comments, would be absolute gold.
A real life "Mike Moore".

Would be must watch TV. Surprising Ch 7 haven’t thought of it, they’ve managed to showcase an endless amount of s**t ideas into their footy coverage.

 

[Genghis Tron]

what a truly hideous thought putting up with that

i’d rather stab myself in the eye with a chopstick

Yeah alright Dusty.

 

[Shane Heard]

Tommy bringing us the hot breaking news that matters.

A possible 2 minute extension that may or may not occur.

His inside AFL knowledge is unequivocally superb.

 

[skittlebrew]

Not to disrespect anyone with autistic traits of character

Don't worry none taken.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

He should put "I could have worded that better " on the bottom of each tweet , like a permanent footnote.

 

[Shane Heard]

He should put "I could have worded that better " on the bottom of each tweet , like a permanent footnote.

If he actually did that, at least we’d know he has major difficulties with basic grammar and give him a bit of slack for being a simpleton.

 

[Shane Heard]

Tom the welfare officer and mental health advocate with a dash of social commentary.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

This mid sentence. Full stop placement habit. Is truly bizarre.

I can’t think of one single professional journalist* or commentator that writes the way TB does.

Not to disrespect anyone with autistic traits of character, but there’s clearly something amiss with the boy’s brain.

Either that or he thinks it’s really cool and unique to write paragraphs like a monkey at a typewriter.

This conundrum keeps me awake. Pondering on many nights.

It truly was the blurst of times

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Shane Heard]

I had a hunch we had a clone of Saad hidden somewhere. Can’t understand why we didn’t play Saad Saad this year.
Will be disappointing to see him go.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Sad even?

I'll get my coat.

 

[Shane Heard]

Sad even?

I'll get my coat.

It’s been a saad season for us Bomber fans all year. Tom is just rubbing it in like the evil Collingwood supporter he is.

 

[Shane Heard]

Putting down his own club...a new low for Tom in his relentless quest in delivering insightful AFL news of the day.

It’ll be a relief, too, someday, when he learns to place a comma. In the correct place.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Putting down his own club...a new low for Tom in his relentless quest in delivering insightful AFL news of the day.

It’ll be a relief, too, someday, when he learns to place a comma. In the correct place.


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Looks some what like 1930's news headlines to me.

 

[Shane Heard]

Looks some what like 1930's news headlines to me.

#caravanowners lives matter

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

He's like the reverse TGO with his comma usage.

 

[Shane Heard]

He's like the reverse TGO with his comma usage.

now that would be an event worth subscribing to...TGO vs Tommy in a twitter exchange of commentary

a battle royale for the ages of commas and full stops

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

The commas would even themselves out across the two of them.

 

[schmuttt]

Robbo >>>>> Browne

Robbo is your classic footy nuffie, Browne is the deadshit with rich parents who got him a cushy job.

 

[Kangas_11]

Putting down his own club...a new low for Tom in his relentless quest in delivering insightful AFL news of the day.

It’ll be a relief, too, someday, when he learns to place a comma. In the correct place.


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Bucks getting his pre game motivational speech ready to go

 

[PrinceCharles]

I’m all for giving sh*t to him. But I’m pretty certain he said “ He’s had or needs surgery on his ankle “

Yep, pretty clear really.

This thread has gone to s**t since people have seemingly started posting every one of his tweets.

 

[calder_daddy]

I swear there was a story or a tweet by Tom Browne saying Heath Shaw was going to join his brother at north, can’t find it so he probably deleted it now Shaw has said no he’s not playing for the Roos next season

 

[Shane Heard]

The commas would even themselves out across the two of them.

,

 

[Shane Heard]

I swear there was a story or a tweet by Tom Browne saying Heath Shaw was going to join his brother at north, can’t find it so he probably deleted it now Shaw has said no he’s not playing for the Roos next season

ya gotta be quick to screenshot the classic TB blurt tweets before he deletes them