Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Pistol Night]

This thread is fun and all but there is something NQR with his brain.

The way he constucts paragraphs is like hes on crack. Just random, half related sentences thrown into 1 cluster* of a setup. Lucky Twitter has a character limit or the dickhead would keep going and really make a knob of himslef. If thats even possible.

 

[PT Bar None]

If people thought International Talk Like a Pirate Day was tedious, wait until. International Write Like Tom Browne Day. Takes off

 

[Cleavy]

If people thought International Talk Like a Pirate Day was tedious, wait until. International Write Like Tom Browne Day. Takes off

should I place my order for a box of crayons now?

 

[Shane Heard]

Port almost faultless?

Yeah ..nah

 

[thegrach]

Interesting that he screenshots the competitors coverage. Classic Tom.

 

[Shane Heard]

Interesting that he screenshots the competitors coverage. Classic Tom.

nah..that’s from my phone..my tv lol

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Shane Heard]

Disturbing quirky stalker moment by TB

 

[The 747]

"Grilled and and" is the bomb I hear.

 

[Fat Nyfe]

This thread is fun and all but there is something NQR with his brain.

I’m almost certain he’s on the autism spectrum.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

A university degree tends to reward persistence, much more than intelligence. And you have to admit young mate Tom (although he looks like old mate) is persistent.

It depends which degree it is.
If you were to do a degree in Mathematics, its a bit more than just the persistence. Thinking Tom doesn't have that though.

 

[iluvparis]

I’m almost certain he’s on the autism spectrum.

Yes the forum correctly diagnosed him with this some years ago.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

 

[Bunk Moreland]

 

[Aussie_boy]

Turns out TB is just an 'efficient typer' rather than grammatically illiterate.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

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Turns out TB is just an 'efficient typer' rather than grammatically illiterate.

LOL if you have bad reception put less words in your twitter !!!

 

[thegrach]

i feel like he is "low on reception" in real life as well.

 

[TakingThePies]

Biggest moron out there, literally makes things up.

 

[Shane Heard]

what a deluded moron

“ low on reception”???

He’d make a great gossip columnist for New Idea magazine

 

[gingernuts]

I am fooking old and pretty savvy with I.T regardless of the reception. I dont think Browne is a "campaigner " as you all call him. I think he is fooking banana's

 

[Shane Heard]

I am fooking old and pretty savvy with I.T regardless of the reception. I dont think Browne is a "campaigner " as you all call him. I think he is fooking banana's

yeah nah ...he’s a campaigner ..a dumb one.

He’s a menace ..a toxic gossip boy who genuinely believes the entire AFL world sits around waiting for his pulsating breaking news stories about things such as what players are having for dinner and other vitally important topics.

And day after day ...week after week...he pumps out tweets that most of the time make absolutely no sense whats so ever.

So yeah...he’s a peanut

 

[longsuffreosupp]

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Turns out TB is just an 'efficient typer' rather than grammatically illiterate.

Low on reception? Would make more sense if he said low on battery, but either way he's not very efficient on the retort..

 

[Shane Heard]

I'm a little confused... Saints still in the race?

that’s another mind bender from Tommy

After trying to decipher who is in the race race and who is not in the race race...i’m still confused as well.

Bewildering.

 

[Shane Heard]

For the love of the grammar gods, use some commas Tom. You look like an idiot.

Because when you are in the public spotlight as a member of the AFL media, things really are as bad as they seem when grammar atrocities like this are twitted.

 

[Bungeye]

Remember that time when he was scoffing a choc sundae and the camera happened to zoom right up close to his face revealing a rather messy state of affairs.

That was classic Tom Browne behaviour