Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Shane Heard]

Remember that time when he was scoffing a choc sundae and the camera happened to zoom right up close to his face revealing a rather messy state of affairs.

That was classic Tom Browne behaviour

 

[Bungeye]

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He was obviously channelling is inner George Constanza!

 

[The 747]

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Turns out TB is just an 'efficient typer' rather than grammatically illiterate.

"People that bag well intentioned journalists is laughable" Come on man you are a parody of yourself.

 

[Chuckie357]

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Does he eat eclair’s out of bins too?

 

[Shane Heard]

Does he eat eclair’s out of bins too?

Most probably.


And also would most likely push children out the way to escape a burning building.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

Does anyone have a screenshot of his theory that why didn't Collingwood's netball team just sign her again on another contract at a wage that matched the QLD team? Boy's a genius.

 

[Aussie_boy]

Does anyone have a screenshot of his theory that why didn't Collingwood's netball team just sign her again on another contract at a wage that matched the QLD team? Boy's a genius.

To be fair, it's one of the more intelligent things he has tweeted. The netball salaries aren't exactly huge and isn't she an Australian netballer? So not exactly carrying dead weight.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Thrawn]

Is it just me or is Federer from his twitter avatar inching closer and closer out of picture away from him to the right every time I see it?

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Shane Heard]

renewed indications = no one will
take my calls and i just desperately want to get something right for once with my vague predictions

 

[Aphrodite]

'I believe'

'In the vicinity'

'I think'

'I'm told'

 

[Pykie]

 

[The 747]

I never knew boats could fly

 

[SaintsSeptember]

There was a tweet around 20 minutes ago, late news that Adelaide would match for Crouch.

 

[Aphrodite]

There was a tweet around 20 minutes ago, late news that Adelaide would match for Crouch.

Edit: Just in case he deletes that tweet ...

 

[fuic08]

Worst sources in the league or just 0 sources.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Edit: Just in case he deletes that tweet ...

Is it true that he took that down after 5:00?

 

[Aphrodite]

Is it true that he took that down after 5:00?

It's still there.

 

[StonesThrow]

Shoot him

 

[Cleavy]

'I believe'

'In the vicinity'

'I think'

'I'm told'

1000% committed!

 

[troybe]

Shoot him

... out of a cannon!


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[AFLOnline]

Lol what’s the bet that the crows spoon fed Browne false info fully knowing the idiot would instantly post it on his socials, in the attempt to call the Saints bluff?

Amazingly, even the Crows can make Browne look stupid

 

[PT Bar None]

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