Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Norm De Guerre]

Tom really missed his calling and is far better suited to the glamorous life of corporate recruitment than he is the legal world or broadcast TV.

Hopefully its not too late...for us.

 

[Gavin Excell]

Not sure why this guy gets his own thread
Just another AFL ambulance chaser

 

[Obzerva]

Not sure why this guy gets his own thread
Just another AFL ambulance chaser

perfect description of him, he’s a bigger ambulance chaser than a certain Port Adelaide president at Beaconsfield gold mine

 

[Starburns_]

The AFL industry really do seem to relish destroyong Tom publicly. Long may it continue.

 

[Shane Heard]

I completely forgot about Tommy boy during today’s celebrations.


I’m a bit disappointed in the Pies number one choir boy today.

There’s no hard hitting revelations forthcoming from the AFLs number one news hound.

Obviously everyone at CFC has ignored his calls.

But of course his “inside” connections to the Magpie board provided some insight into the developments leading up to King Edward the first’s sacking/resignation.

Just as well we’ve got the Beams post to regurgitate and ponder on..,

 

[Norm De Guerre]

How does Dayne Beans know Ive made mistakes in life?

That seems a little judgementally presumptive on his behalf.

 

[Ronnie Baby]

How does Dayne Beans know Ive made mistakes in life?

That seems a little judgementally presumptive on his behalf.

He's playing the odds

 

[Willo_]

The AFL industry really do seem to relish destroyong Tom publicly. Long may it continue.

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we all enjoy getting cheap wins, let's be honest

 

[Coops93]

we all enjoy getting cheap wins, let's be honest

Easy wins over a deceptive and dishonourable opponent are still very satisfying.

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[Devington]

Actually, pretty sure carve out works adequately there. Either that or plenty of others have used it wrong in the past. Seems to be used pretty often in regards to excluding, or isolating with special conditions, a specific group from a larger framework. So while 'everyone' has to follow these COVID procedures, there is a 'carve out' for athletes (and others).

 

[Shane Heard]

Actually, pretty sure carve out works adequately there. Either that or plenty of others have used it wrong in the past. Seems to be used pretty often in regards to excluding, or isolating with special conditions, a specific group from a larger framework. So while 'everyone' has to follow these COVID procedures, there is a 'carve out' for athletes (and others).

Either way, there’s one too many carve outs in one post.

I see carve-d out as a term in cricket to grind hard in getting a century

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Actually, pretty sure carve out works adequately there. Either that or plenty of others have used it wrong in the past. Seems to be used pretty often in regards to excluding, or isolating with special conditions, a specific group from a larger framework. So while 'everyone' has to follow these COVID procedures, there is a 'carve out' for athletes (and others).

Spot on. Certainly not a caveat, that would be a rider, or additional conditions.

 

[troybe]

It’s Tommy’s covfefe moment


Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

 

[Shane Heard]

Spot on. Certainly not a caveat, that would be a rider, or additional conditions.

an “exemption” would’ve sufficed

just more TB gobbledegook word salad to try and carve out an edgy ‘journo’ reputation

 

[Chuckie357]

an “exemption” would’ve sufficed

just more TB gobbledegook word salad to try and carve out an edgy ‘journo’ reputation

I reckon he has just mind*ed us all and is now sitting back watching the responses with delight

 

[Devington]

Assuming he doesn't have the guy blocked, I'd love to see Browne try and dunk on Tom Browne Translator.

I'm sure it would be magical.

 

[Shane Heard]

I reckon he has just mindfu**ed us all and is now sitting back watching the responses with delight

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was actually the case lol

 

[Shane Heard]

Read this in a Neville Bartos telegram type voice and it’s easier to decipher.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[LeppaMessiah]

Most amazing piece of information from this is he has a wife.

 

[Shane Heard]

Most amazing piece of information from this is he has a wife.

And she’s a pretty good looking woman ..although a bit horsey face.

my sources confirm it’s an arranged marriage. After all, Daddy bought him a house in the elite area and he’s set up
for life

 

[Shane Heard]

Photo taken 4 days ago..not sure when photo was taken ..but probably 4 days ago...however not sure.

To sum it all up..I have no idea what i’m talking about but i’ve got nothing else vaguely interesting to tweet about

 

[Baird]

His twitter profile pic is so pathetic
"Haha look its me and my old mate Roger having a laugh about the good old times"
Like seriously * off dickhead

 

[1990crow]

What an idiot. Many clubs have opted for 7 per cent pay cuts but I’m going to post about the big bad crows because.. reasons