Rumour Clayton Oliver

[Big_Birdy]

'shopping around' is a ridiculous call. Do you think if we really shopped around probably a top 3 midfielder in the game that we wouldn't have found a club to trade him to?

It seems like you did. Adelaide.

But what they offered wasn’t enough at the time so you kept him.

Which appears to have been a mistake on your end right now but we will see how it all ends up. He could pull himself together.

 

[Mofra]

Yeah that’s true. The level of amphetamine is known to negatively affect kicking accuracy.

Shit.
It's not looking good for our forward line this year

 

[AndyLucimitis]

Seeing a pretty wild accusation going round on WhatsApp at the moment about what happened with clarry!
It has to be fake……am really hoping it’s fake! Anyone else seeing / hearing this?

Does it involve slipping in the shower and bicycle handle-bars ???

 

[Pistol Night]

 

[leon123]

Does it involve slipping in the shower and bicycle handle-bars ???

It happens, ok

 

[Percel]

Its Friday

Watchya got for us Clarry?

Flaming poo, egging a house, lighting a dumpster?

 

[Engimal v3]

Its Friday

Watchya got for us Clarry?

Flaming poo, egging a house, lighting a dumpster?

Sportsbet should open up a market each weekend for him

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

Sportsbet should open up a market each weekend for him

Covered under "Exotics"

 

[Toump Ass]

dude, you're a 70 yr old incel. you're not going to any festivals.

75... I still got it!!!
Plenny of life in this old dog yet, just need some nice AREA 7 and PORKERS to get me going!!!

 

[matthew_s]

75... I still got it!!!
Plenny of life in this old dog yet, just need some nice AREA 7 and PORKERS to get me going!!!

DM me your address, I'll send you my SIGNED Area-7 No Logic album. SIGNED Toump, SIGNED. Stevo touched it!

 

[Johnny Karate]

Integral part of the club that has won 2 McClelland trophies in a row off the back of a 2021 flag. All while allegedly munted. #winning

 

[Fadge]

Integral part of the club that has won 2 McClelland trophies in a row off the back of a 2021 flag. All while allegedly munted. #winning

McClelland Trophy. That's awesome.

Hahaha

 

[BillyElliott]

McClelland Trophy. That's awesome.

Hahaha

Yep, I think I'd prefer the premiership

 

[markm106]

Can’t wait for the McClelland Trophy merch to be released.

 

[BEEG]

Its Friday

Watchya got for us Clarry?

Flaming poo, egging a house, lighting a dumpster?

Was out on the piss yesterday at the races usually wouldn't raise any eyebrows but laying low couldn't hurt.

I hope he just doesn't fall over again.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Clarrie reminds me of the very grim scene and song from Orphan Black ( by the great Maria Doyle Kennedy) with the lyrics,

”Are we gonna get up or are we gonna stay on the floor”.

 

[FuManchu]

Yeah and every player that has touched drugs hasn’t copped this much s**t from the media you dead set chook. There’s no one that has been smacked by the media as much as he has over his career. And the w***ers supporting interstate sides call vic bias, Oliver has been treated like s**t since he played his first game, no wonder he dips in cocaine to get away from his issues.

Defensive much?

 

[MisterB]

McClelland Trophy. That's awesome.

Hahaha

McClelland Trophy is highly regarded at Melbourne simply for being named after a doctor.

 

[RAPPA]

Was out on the piss yesterday at the races usually wouldn't raise any eyebrows but laying low couldn't hurt.

I hope he just doesn't fall over again.

At least being out in the open he is no chance of kicking in another wall

 

[markm106]

Was out on the piss yesterday at the races usually wouldn't raise any eyebrows but laying low couldn't hurt.

I hope he just doesn't fall over again.

Give him a break. Probably out celebrating the McClelland Trophy.

 

[Schmedit]

Club statement | CEO Gary Pert

Well that settles that then. Good start to the 7 year contract.

 

[raymond35]

"Complex personal challenges"

 

[JackOutback]

'We want to clear things up for members'.

What follows is a word salad that has gone through multiple versions of PR speak until no clarity remains. This is a lesson in how to make things worse, not better.

 

[Dazzler9]

" I personally investigated the matter and did so by methodically interviewing every person that I was aware of who had spread the initial rumours. All admitted there was no basis to the claims but were simply passing on what they had heard from others."

 

[Obzerva]

" I personally investigated the matter and did so by methodically interviewing every person that I was aware of who had spread the initial rumours. All admitted there was no basis to the claims but were simply passing on what they had heard from others."

The “I personally investigated” was probably the most perplexing part of the statement, if it all goes **** up later on, you’re either accused of not investigating thoroughly or covering up. Either way it’s an exit sign.