Clint Rioli

[Da Bomberman]

Lol, another does anyone know this guy Q. He is the brother of Dean Rioli, and he and Dean used to live next door to me. He seemed like a good footballer, cause we used play kick to kick and he was a good kick at goal. Does anyone know what his current status is? Is he playing for any team, is he in the essendon reserves or what?

 

[GoEagles]

Haven't heard of him playing for South Freo - could be in the NT?

 

[morgoth]

Where do you think

He was last seen at Burger King eating 10 whoppers.

 

[bunsen burner]

How fat is he? Anyone got his measurements?

 

[bunsen burner]

Originally posted by bunsen burner
How fat is he? Anyone got his measurements?

Whole Lotta Rioli - words by Angus Young and Bunsen Burner

Wanna tell you a story
About a player I know
When it comes to eating
He steals the show
He ain't exactly fast
Ain't exactly small
14-39-56
You can say he's got a lot

Never met a fatty, never met a fatty like you
Eating all those things, eating all the things you do
Living all your life, weighing in at 19 stone
You're a whole lotta blubber
A whole lotta blubber
A whole lotta RIOLI
A whole lotta RIOLI

 

[Da Bomberman]

Clint is actually very light.

 

[Scarlett Pimp]

He was last seen being escorted from the Melbourne Aquarium after a nasty turtle hunting incident.

 

[windyhill]

You keep the fat jokes coming. I`ll marvel at a brilliant footballer who is only going to get better.

 

[tails]

well said windyhill.