Media Cloud Cover: GLOAT

[sportsmaniac89]

It will be a draw, with no ******* overtime!

#sackantbear

Wouldn't surprise me if this occurred either just quietly!

 

[I Dont Care]

It's because I took the Swamprats lucky stick when I left...

And by 'lucky' stick, I mean the piece of trash that lead the Swamprats to many seasons of undeserved mediocrity.

You told me my stick was the lucky one

 

[spookism]

You told me my stick was the lucky one

I said that to everyone... sorry.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Ava is no fella. Nuff said....

It may end up a menage et tois. Doctor Gero will want in.

You better bring the little blue pills.

 

[I Dont Care]

Is Cloud_ cover still gloating?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Is Cloud_ cover still gloating?

Yes, we are fantastic!

 

[I Dont Care]

Yes, we are fantastic!

Oh, so it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs then?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Oh, so it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs then?

Even better, it's cloudy with a chance of meltballs!

Dennis ClarkeM

 

[Kennedy Parker]

September 17, 2017
Lucine Streke

Following a week after intense media scrutiny and criticism, the Sin City Swamprats have responded with their most insipid display of their season to date, going down by 48 points to the Las Vegas Bears who only had one win going into the bottom of the table clash. Swamprats ruckman Butler was ruoured to say the words 'I hope we never win', on-field late in the last quarter of the game sparking numerous suggestions of tanking by media commentators. The question regarding tanking was put to the Swamprats coach in the post game press conference but it was quickly dismissed.

"It has been dismissed because it is absolutely laughable,"

"You could get offended because it does question your integrity to an extent, but it has just been so far removed from fact that I don't want to engage too much in it, other than to say it is absolutely untrue."

With the Rats now anchored on the bottom of the ladder and the 11th team two games clear, another potential player exodus in the next offseason is concerning SFA HQ. The possible introduction of a Cost Of Losing Allowance to help player retention has been one of the solutions flagged.

However, one department of the Swamprats that has been on top of its game has been the merchandising department as new Swamprat wooden spoon plush toys soon to be available for purchase.

Coming soon to https://shop.sincityswamprats.com​

Comparison between W/L Ratio of All Wooden Spoon Winners and S24 Swamprats (updated as at Round 7)
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[Grav]

Being an ITK, I'll pass on this little bit of useless information that I heard from a friend of a cleaner on the Ghan.

SFA El Supremo Gallon Mc Hate lan said next season the Swamprats will be handed a few concessions.

Firstly they will get to choose one player from each other teams to join the Swamprats

Will change their colours to Orange & will be known as the plastic GWSwamprats.

They will also be given a larger territory in to recruit more members in the #sackantbear campaign.

New Mascot

 

[I Dont Care]

Even better, it's cloudy with a chance of meltballs!

Dennis ClarkeM

You mean..Milllko is making a comeback?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Wosh

I reckon the Demons might actually take the title of Greatest Losers of All Time this season if you lose this week.

 

[Wosh]

Wosh

I reckon the Demons might actually take the title of Greatest Losers of All Time this season if you lose this week.

The Demons, saving the League and setting new records

Just in a season’s work



P.S I browsed Hate ’s stats yesterday and I couldn’t find anyone pound for pound who could take this title from us

 

[Wosh]

BUT in saying that we are playing the Warriors who tend to fold like a cheap suit when it comes to the pointy end. They’ll probably screw us over.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The Demons, saving the League and setting new records

Just in a season’s work



P.S I browsed Hate ’s stats yesterday and I couldn’t find anyone pound for pound who could take this title from us

Yep, if you happen to lose then it's 2 wins out 16 = 12.5% surpassing the Bombers' 3 wins out of 22 = 13.6% season.

In terms of points, I reckon only the S25 Gumbies were worse ending the season on 8 points because they were penalised 8 points.

 

[Wosh]

Yep, if you happen to lose then it's 2 wins out 16 = 12.5% surpassing the Bombers' 3 wins out of 22 = 13.6% season.

In terms of points, I reckon only the S25 Gumbies were worse ending the season on 8 points because they were penalised 8 points.

Obviously the Gumbies are worse than us, but‘s lets just play along

 

[sante]

Ahhhh, September 2017. What a month

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Ahhhh, September 2017. What a month

yes totally agree - it was was just the beginning of something very beautiful indeed