Club Mascot Stories

[GoEagles]

This topic is about what your club mascot does before and at half time at your home games? Also any funny stories about what the mascot has done (I recall the Bulldogs mascot getting into some trouble once after lifting up its leg and pretending to pee on another clubs mascot)

From the Eagles point of view, our Mascot has dropped the big suit from the early 90's and now wears a very tight costume and zooms around on this electric scooter (the ones they show on Wheel of Fortune) and sometimes does lots of backflips.

 

[jod23]

I liked our old mascot. The new one is kinda weird.

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I can handle the fighting, its the affection i cant stand and i dont mind us talking just dont try to touch my hand.

 

[CJH]

I can't get over how corny the Hawks mascot is. Flies around the ground on a hovercraft before the game!

Funny this is after the Hawks kick a goal, to inspire the crowd some more, they flash more footage of the hovercraft on the main scoreboard.

Why?

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This is a hallucination and these faces are in a dream. A computer generated environment; a fantasy island you can do anything and not have to face the consequences.

 

[magpie_joffa]

We put ours in a headlock and punch the shit out of him.

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In'65 tension was running high at my high school,There was a lot of fights between the black and white,There was nothin you could do,Two cars at a light on a saturday night in the back seat there was a gun,words were passed in a shot gun blast,Troubled times had come to my hometown

 

[sandie]

Joffa
Can I join you Anzac day.

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I am Sandie suck up, vulgar & vile.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

haha well down the Ponsford stand end they threatened to rape his arse lol poor begger. How cute is that lil Magpie with the skirt but awww!

sPiDeR eVeRiTt and RiCkY oLaReNsHaW
~kewlest players round!!!

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Didn't Carlton's mascot jump on the roof of the mcg or something like that?

 

[Sebastinio]

Ah mascot hey, well ya see there was this one at Princess Park on day and the Carlton Mascot came running out on to the ground, and I had a hugh heck er of a flogger and so as he ran past me I clothes lined him
f U C kin half wit hehehhe